Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%
  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%
  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%
  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%
  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%
  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%

  • Total voters
    1,512
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The talk of a grand jury is gaining steam on Twitter now as well. But mostly citing this thread and the subreddit.

If this is bullshit, it's good quality.
Literally believing the words of two strangers, with no evidence, claiming its true.

I'm just waiting for some retard to record their call to the clerk for confirmation and to post it.
 
Just for the sake of entertaining the notion an entire lifetime of tard teflon karma is paying the most extreme game of kick the autistic of all time...how on Earth could Chris's case end up in front of a grand jury?

I mean, I have no legal expertise but I was under the impression the only possible moves that could have been made were either to force Chris to make a plea deal as guilty, or do a hail mary and go for insanity? Seems to me this would have been an open and shut deal.
I likr to think that means the prosecution has gone forward with the federal charges if that's the case.
 
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Let's say this moves forward to a grand jury. Heilberg's only job was to convince the judge to let Chris off (as usual). I don't know if his magic can work in a grand jury with a client like Chris.
Honestly if normal ppl see how Chris acts in person in court they might find him not guilty because he IS pretty retarded. Maybe a judge won’t let it pass because his repeated offences but normies, imo, would most likely think this retard is too retarded. I’m still on the fence about it going to trial though, many ppl sperged about hurr durr Cwcki and geno documentary in court like a year ago, what’s the use of trying this retard really? Is he even competent to stand trial? I know like it’s not a high standard for this competency but does he really know what’s happening? In his mind going to court is probably some rendition of whatever cosmic cpu bullshit “trial”test from god etc, even if he could be orderly enough to not disturb the peace and let the lawyer talk and so on.

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To be fair, jails don’t give a shit what you identify as. Whatever genitals you have is what gender you will be assigned as

We're talking about the idiot who argued with a judge over his pronouns at his arraignment, trying to correct the judge multiple times.

Chris cares very deeply about calling himself a woman, just another facet on why reality is kicking him hard in his hated ballsack right now.
 
So is Chris staying in jail while they decide if there is enough evidence for a trial? Would they move for a trial if they didn't think they had the evidence? Or is the reason they ate taking this step is because Chris kept sperging out/ didn't want to agree to a please?
 
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