Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ShinyStar]

The pests tend to have a problem thinking emotionally rather than logically - when mysteries like this pop up, people choose the best/funniest outcome and circlejerk each other's biases. I'm really starting to believe this was a false flag.

1. Missing Niki. She was "away"? Where? By herself, she doesn't have a job that requires her to travel, maybe she was visiting family that hate Patrick? Whatever the case, if this was a false flag, Niki may have heard the plan and been like "yeah I'm fucking outta here, I ain't going to prison for this shit" and let Patrick deal with the consequences of his plan. There's also the theory Niki or a family member called in the swat, but that's far-fetched.

2. His twitter silence before the swatting. To the point where many (including yours truly) speculated he had to have been on vacation because his tweeting took a noticeable dip. Home Alone Patrick was doing what exactly besides tweeting, his primary addiction?

3. His twitter silence after the swatting. Anthony Cumia (someone asked if he was a pedophile a few pages back, the answer is YES) got fired from O&A after being assaulted by a black lady in Times Square, he went on a drunken tweet rampage against her littered with all sorts of racist shit. Yet Patrick didn't log onto his account and rage-tweet while in a heightened emotional state, he stayed silent as the pests put the puzzle together.

So let's try to construct a narrative that makes logical sense here?

The contact form trolling is getting worse and nobody seems to care. Patrick comes up with a self-SWAT plan, Niki's away, he'll be wearing only a bathrobe so the cops know he doesn't have a concealed weapon. Niki leaves, he paces around the hovel rehearsing the conversation in his head. Charming the police to get them on your side, making them finally realize they need to step in and do something about this. Barely has time to make smug comments about Republicans with all the anxiety. But hey, he's gotten away with several false flags against the cyberstalkers (YouWillNeverFindMe1488, the erasable marker vandalism, the guy on his CCTV that isn't him) so this would should be fine too?

 If Rick self-swatted (and I'm not going to be convinced about the identity of the perpetrator until we have some real evidence), then I would think it's very likely that he called in the apartment that he wasn't currently inhabiting, thinking that he could get the social benefits of being a swatting victim without having to go through the actual process. He gets to yell on twitter about how the evil stalkers tried to get him killed, but were so stupid they couldn't even get his address right.

 If he did that, it would explain his freakout at the cops. His writing clearly shows that he has no ability to get inside someone else's head and think through the various possible responses they might have. He has a plan, an outcome that he expects, and is wholly incapable of understanding that people might do something different. He could have been totally shocked and outraged that the cops came and knocked on his door instead of just giving up after getting no response downstairs, going back to the station, and filing the report that he needed to validate his victim status.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Attention Science Fiction Fans!
Patrick S. Tomlinson will attend, be a panelist and sign books at GenCon @ Indianapolis August 4th-7th

Full list of events he's on:
View attachment 3538455
live - archived
Note it says "free" but you need a con pass I assume, which costs $65 / $80 for Friday and Saturday (lol). They have something called GenCon Online going on at the same time but it's unclear if they livestream some panels or it's a separate thing.

Link to archived event page for each + description

• Know Thy Weapons - What to do in writing if you're not a gun or sword expert but your character is. Richard Lee Byers, Chris A. Jackson, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Social Media Basics for Writers - SOLD OUT - Learn how to make the most of your social media. Cat Rambo, John Wiswell, Gregory A. Wilson, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Steve Drew (M)
• Adding Maps to your Writing - The plusses and minuses to having maps in your book. Paul Weimer, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Spit and Polish - Once you finish your manuscript, what's next? Jennifer Brozek, LaShawn M. Wanak, Katherine Monasterio, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Howard Andrew Jones
• Writing in 3D - How to make sure your scenes have a feeling of physical space. Jennifer Brozek, Gini Koch, Erin M. Evans, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Trunk Novels - Most writers have at least one book they wrote but doubt they'll ever publish. Hear about some of ours. Erik de Bie, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• When One Book Becomes Many - Making a stand-alone novel into a trilogy or more. Patrick S. Tomlinson, Jennifer Brozek, Marie Bilodeau
• Working with Editors - What should you know and what can you do to improve the process? LaShawn M. Wanak, Katherine Monasterio, David Mack, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Book Signing with Donald J. Bingle and Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Book Signing with David Mack and Patrick S. Tomlinson

This type of conventions are faggot city which means concealing your face with a mask is not only common but required indoors (aren't vaccines amazing?) and they might even accommodate attending under a pretend name to cater to mentally ill trannies. Anybody going?

Maybe Polish Andy will show up. It is his home town after all.

 

[KingOfGains]

You know, some people love this site because you can freely say racial slurs, make fun of trans, and shitpost about even the most retarded political opinions on A&H. But the truth is, this website holds a careful balance. This is the only tolerable "gossip" site on the internet. It is a well organized modern day freak show. There isn't stupid catty in fighting on most threads, and the jannies have a light, but firm hand. This website is run by the only man autistic enough to move to slavland and sell silver coins with a retard's face on them, just to keep a bird themed website running.

Pat is fat and dumber than a box of rocks, and arrogant to boot. But you have to remember that all it takes is one step over the line into actual prosecutable crimes territory, and Pat Karen-ing his way into getting something done about it. Keeping away from posting things like threats or rejoicing when someone gets swatted are good ways to not give feds probable cause to request the info of every single user in this thread. Attend the freak show, but don't tap the glass. If you post on the other site or participate in rascalling in any way, keep it to your got dang self.

I honestly don't care for OnA. I'm just saying what kinds of people frequent these lands and get inspired or plan even without having to post here or have an account. It's unavoidable. That's all I'm saying. You don't have to agree or like it, but it's truth.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I assumed they meant MAPs even before I saw that he was tag-teaming with pedo Paul Weimer on this one. Very brazen to publicize a conversation about how woke it is to want to fuck kids.

Even when Pat adds regular maps (as in cartography) to his books, he does it in a sexual degenerate way by shaping the spaceship after his buttplugs

(Note to Milwaukee PD and FBI: please pay no attention to the similarity in handwriting between Pat's own notes on his book and the vandalism on his motorcycle)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His writing clearly shows that he has no ability to get inside someone else's head and think through the various possible responses they might have. He has a plan, an outcome that he expects, and is wholly incapable of understanding that people might do something different.

Total lack of empathy consistent with sociopathy. Literally no one here or on OnA would be surprised if Pat was revealed to have killed more than just little black chilluns.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

 If Rick self-swatted (and I'm not going to be convinced about the identity of the perpetrator until we have some real evidence), then I would think it's very likely that he called in the apartment that he wasn't currently inhabiting, thinking that he could get the social benefits of being a swatting victim without having to go through the actual process. He gets to yell on twitter about how the evil stalkers tried to get him killed, but were so stupid they couldn't even get his address right.

 If he did that, it would explain his freakout at the cops. His writing clearly shows that he has no ability to get inside someone else's head and think through the various possible responses they might have. He has a plan, an outcome that he expects, and is wholly incapable of understanding that people might do something different. He could have been totally shocked and outraged that the cops came and knocked on his door instead of just giving up after getting no response downstairs, going back to the station, and filing the report that he needed to validate his victim status.

That actually fits and would explain the strangest part of the tweet thread. The cops didn't search the downstairs hovel, causing Patrick to say that if he murdered Niki and her body was there, they wouldn't have found her. That's a weird issue to have such an attitude about - I was swatted and the cops didn't thoroughly investigate my entire residence!

But then the cops went and fucked everything up by searching the half of the hovel he was sleeping in, instead of the half he wanted them to search. He's still bitter it didn't go as planned and does a bizarro OJ Simpson "if I killed her that's where I would have put the body" flex to demonstrate MPD has no idea what they're doing.

 

[Maude Snew]

And he insists it’s impossible for the trolls to get to him.

It's really hard to get to him, his stench and bubbling rolls of blubber will keep anybody far away. Frankly I feel bad for the neighbors who have to put up with his hollerin', various odors, and general drunkenness.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Attention Science Fiction Fans!
Patrick S. Tomlinson will attend, be a panelist and sign books at GenCon @ Indianapolis August 4th-7th

Full list of events he's on:
View attachment 3538455
live - archived
Note it says "free" but you need a con pass I assume, which costs $65 / $80 for Friday and Saturday (lol). They have something called GenCon Online going on at the same time but it's unclear if they livestream some panels or it's a separate thing.

Link to archived event page for each + description

• Know Thy Weapons - What to do in writing if you're not a gun or sword expert but your character is. Richard Lee Byers, Chris A. Jackson, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Social Media Basics for Writers - SOLD OUT - Learn how to make the most of your social media. Cat Rambo, John Wiswell, Gregory A. Wilson, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Steve Drew (M)
• Adding Maps to your Writing - The plusses and minuses to having maps in your book. Paul Weimer, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Spit and Polish - Once you finish your manuscript, what's next? Jennifer Brozek, LaShawn M. Wanak, Katherine Monasterio, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Howard Andrew Jones
• Writing in 3D - How to make sure your scenes have a feeling of physical space. Jennifer Brozek, Gini Koch, Erin M. Evans, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Trunk Novels - Most writers have at least one book they wrote but doubt they'll ever publish. Hear about some of ours. Erik de Bie, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• When One Book Becomes Many - Making a stand-alone novel into a trilogy or more. Patrick S. Tomlinson, Jennifer Brozek, Marie Bilodeau
• Working with Editors - What should you know and what can you do to improve the process? LaShawn M. Wanak, Katherine Monasterio, David Mack, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Book Signing with Donald J. Bingle and Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Book Signing with David Mack and Patrick S. Tomlinson

This type of conventions are faggot city which means concealing your face with a mask is not only common but required indoors (aren't vaccines amazing?) and they might even accommodate attending under a pretend name to cater to mentally ill trannies. Anybody going?

I've never heard of any of these authors, other than fatboy himself and Cat Rambo, who is basically a walking parody of the term SJW. Even if they're limiting themselves to left of center authors you think they could dredge up a John Scalzi, Jim C. Hines or Seanan McGuire; at any rate somebody who credibly earns their daily bread by writing books. IIRC both Hines and Scalzi even live relatively close to Indianapolis.

Tomlinson's wisdom about how to behave on social media would certainly be interesting to hear about, I'll concede.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Good lord I don't know what will be better Know Thy Weapons or Social Media Basics.

Oh god Social Media Basics easily.

Just imagine some rando asking him, with a straight face, how to deal with twitter accounts "harassing" them by impersonating, for example, their own gamerchair.

"Yeah they're constantly tweeting at me about how they smell like minority farts which is really racist...do you have any advice?"

If he answers untruthfully, for example just a "block and report for impersonation", then ask "so for clarity, arguing with them for several hours would be a bad idea?".

I'm sure there's other stealthier questions that could be quite hilarious too.

 

[bile demon]

The way Patrick described the encounter on twitter reminds me of Gunt's recount of how the fist Portugal beatdown went down. While the Gunt "chased after his muggers and fought them longer than was humanly possible" despite being outnumbered several-to-one, Rick S. "ACAB" Thomas bravely took on four cops before finally being overpowered and cuffed. Perhaps there's a speck of truth in Patrick's recount of the event, but I believe what actually happened was this:

Patrick was home alone in his upstairs cuckshed, snoring on the couch in a drunken stupor in nothing but his wardrobe since Nikky was out of the duplex, across the river in the nigger-infested streets of night time Milwaukee, window shopping for a new bull to add to her rotation, when a loud banging on the door suddenly echoed through the house. This naturally startled our porcine hero as the false flag swatting he himself called earlier that day was meant to happen on the ground floor, and he quickly sprang to his feet with the grace of a baby giraffe with cerebral palsy and rushed towards the door. Unfortunately for Rick, this unexpectedly swift movement was something his legs have not experienced since the time he cheated in a (half?) marathon many years ago, and having since then grown accustomed to nothing but leisurely waddling to Hooligans and back, quickly became entangled in his bathrobe and in each other, causing Patrick to crash to the floor with a boom loud enough to trigger all shotcallers within a 10 mile radius. The SWAT team understandably assumed a gun just went off inside the house and rushed in, only to be met with a strange, squirming object on the ground emitting high pitched squeals, which at first sight no doubt gave off the impression of being the result of an elephant shitting into a garbage bag, both in shape, volume and consistency. It took four heroic officers a good while to fish out Rick's hooves from the visco-elastic shapeless mound of lard writhing on the floor before they could finally cuff him and begin with the interrogation.

I only pray that some good atalkar samaritan gets a hold of the body cam footage of the incident, so we can put all the baseless speculations to rest.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Social Media Basics for Writers - SOLD OUT - Learn how to make the most of your social media. Cat Rambo, John Wiswell, Gregory A. Wilson, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Steve Drew (M)

Couldn't write comedy this good if you tried, i'm dead. God, i hope one of the pests will be in attendance, might get another appereance of the Pay Quasi cards, too. Also, fuck Cat Rambo, that ugly dyke can't write for shit and reading her dumbass oh-so-quirky name alone makes me fly into a rage. Pedo-apologist piece of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

trigger all shotcallers within a 10 mile radius. The SWAT team understandably assumed a gun just went off inside the house and rushed in, only to be met with a strange, squirming object on the ground emitting high pitched squeals, which at first sight no doubt gave off the impression of being the result of an elephant shitting into a garbage bag, both in shape, volume and consistency.

Don’t forget the smell!

 

[r00]

Even when Pat adds regular maps (as in cartography) to his books, he does it in a sexual degenerate way by shaping the spaceship after his buttplugs
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(Note to Milwaukee PD and FBI: please pay no attention to the similarity in handwriting between Pat's own notes on his book and the vandalism on his motorcycle)

His spaceship drawings are the most hilariously unprofessional thing about his entire writing career. Readers don't even get to the actual writing before being given a glimpse of what a simple mind the author has. Its a fucking hand drawn butt plug and some child like scrawl, presented like they are detailed blueprints that actually add something to the novel. What editor would let this happen? Why didn't he just go on fiverr and commission something that wasn't complete shit?

 

[Ophelia]

If Pat swatted himself, would he sound so deranged and hysterical?

(I hope all swatters get the gas chamber)

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The audio is funny, fingers crossed for bodycams. Swatting is retarded, gay, and illegal. If you SWAT its because your dick is smaller than ethan ralphs, you're fatter than chantal, more autistic than chris chan, and dumber than drachenlord.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Pat swatted himself, would he sound so deranged and hysterical?

Yes, because he thinks he sounds brave and strong. One of his recent negress nemeses is jumping in here:

https://vocaroo.com/1fRg7EPDV0pz

My sides:



Someone’s taunting the pests. Pat’s sympathizers are as retarded as he is.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Oh god Social Media Basics easily.

Just imagine some rando asking him, with a straight face, how to deal with twitter accounts "harassing" them by impersonating, for example, their own gamerchair.

"Yeah they're constantly tweeting at me about how they smell like minority farts which is really racist...do you have any advice?"

If he answers untruthfully, for example just a "block and report for impersonation", then ask "so for clarity, arguing with them for several hours would be a bad idea?".

I'm sure there's other stealthier questions that could be quite hilarious too.

Maybe it's just cause I'm a gun nut and always get a kick out of his nonsensical tough guy ramblings I'm a little biased towards the weapons one but yeah him either giving good advice he never follows or his "don't let the idiots win" mantra it's going to be funny.

 

[Rekkington]

Attention Science Fiction Fans!
Patrick S. Tomlinson will attend, be a panelist and sign books at GenCon @ Indianapolis August 4th-7th

Full list of events he's on:
View attachment 3538455
live - archived
Note it says "free" but you need a con pass I assume, which costs $65 / $80 for Friday and Saturday (lol). They have something called GenCon Online going on at the same time but it's unclear if they livestream some panels or it's a separate thing.

Link to archived event page for each + description

• Know Thy Weapons - What to do in writing if you're not a gun or sword expert but your character is. Richard Lee Byers, Chris A. Jackson, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Social Media Basics for Writers - SOLD OUT - Learn how to make the most of your social media. Cat Rambo, John Wiswell, Gregory A. Wilson, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Steve Drew (M)
• Adding Maps to your Writing - The plusses and minuses to having maps in your book. Paul Weimer, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Spit and Polish - Once you finish your manuscript, what's next? Jennifer Brozek, LaShawn M. Wanak, Katherine Monasterio, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Howard Andrew Jones
• Writing in 3D - How to make sure your scenes have a feeling of physical space. Jennifer Brozek, Gini Koch, Erin M. Evans, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Trunk Novels - Most writers have at least one book they wrote but doubt they'll ever publish. Hear about some of ours. Erik de Bie, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• When One Book Becomes Many - Making a stand-alone novel into a trilogy or more. Patrick S. Tomlinson, Jennifer Brozek, Marie Bilodeau
• Working with Editors - What should you know and what can you do to improve the process? LaShawn M. Wanak, Katherine Monasterio, David Mack, Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Book Signing with Donald J. Bingle and Patrick S. Tomlinson
• Book Signing with David Mack and Patrick S. Tomlinson

This type of conventions are faggot city which means concealing your face with a mask is not only common but required indoors (aren't vaccines amazing?) and they might even accommodate attending under a pretend name to cater to mentally ill trannies. Anybody going?

These conventions are so weird. I can't imagine attending a lecture about how to write about something you have no idea about. Why isn't it just one person saying "research?" How the fuck do you need a seminar on how to work with an editor? This is like a PUA convention where psychopaths pay to learn how to introduce themselves, but only because they want to benefit themselves so it's always fucked up and wrong.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Oh great lord of the harvest! Please allow the great lolcows Fatrick S Goblinson and Ethel Olivia Ralph to colide in an abbatoir of childing, do you understand nows, and quivering blubber.

 

[Probably An Autist]

• Social Media Basics for Writers - SOLD OUT - Learn how to make the most of your social media. Cat Rambo, John Wiswell, Gregory A. Wilson, Patrick S. Tomlinson, Steve Drew (M)

Step 1) always call them child
Step 2) bitch and moan like a faggot
Step 3) rinse repeat.