Quit being pussies and just say....

I want to beat you senseless and pinch a loaf in your mouth, in minecraft.
 
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TurdFondler said:
I want to beat you senseless and pinch a loaf in your mouth, in minecraft.
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You can say it in here. Null won't smack your hand if you just say you want to kill me and shit in my mouth. C'mon, you can do it, you're a big boy...

Table Country said:
What did he mean by this?
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It's the old fart way of saying "Do it, Faggot"
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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Monkey Shoulder said:
Who the fuck are you, and why haven't you killed yourself IRL yet?
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Nobody important, and I came pretty close a little while back before I got stopped in South Carolina en route to doing it.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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I prefer the Clockwork Orange variant of it.
 
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Wormy said:
You can say it in here. Null won't smack your hand if you just say you want to kill me and shit in my mouth. C'mon, you can do it, you're a big boy...
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He might, I could see him being sensitive since there was recent issues with potential swatting in the Pat Tomlinson thread.

And also killing you would require work and get one's juices all out of line. It's much more satisfying to simply hope someone dies under mysterious circumstances. Let fate do the work.

Monkey Shoulder said:
Who the fuck are you, and why haven't you killed yourself IRL yet?
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He's like an A&H weirdo, but the crazy thing is I get the impression he's a boomer and he also claims he's married (but childless), so incel rage can't even explain it.

He's just a grumpy old guy I guess.
 
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I think someone here got the feds on their door for not saying in minecraft.
 
Americans demand consequences for words the they don't like.

Americans are so afraid of consequences they immediately capitulate.

Americans monopolize Western media and enforce their standards as normal.

Americans then get upset when other cultures exist and don't capitulate to their norms

Americans stop teaching newer generations about context and nuance

Americans complain about things being different and everyone being too sensitive.


Starting to see the common theme yet?
 
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