Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[toilet_rainbow]

She claims that she can't use her tap water because she lives by a 3M plant. Even then she has options besides 24 packs of bottled water that are more economical.

39 year old woman is whining that she had a hot flash while donating plasma because you little shits didn't donate $60 to her egg and weed fund




There's a way to prevent having to donate plasma. It's called getting a job. Seasonal jobs are starting in late August.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

She claims that she can't use her tap water because she lives by a 3M plant. Even then she has options besides 24 packs of bottled water that are more economical.

39 year old woman is whining that she had a hot flash while donating plasma because you little shits didn't donate $60 to her egg and weed fund

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There's a way to prevent having to donate plasma. It's called getting a job. Seasonal jobs are starting in late August.

She acts like she is the only person to have ever struggled. Lots of people do what they do to get by and you never would even know. She is such an unbearable cunt.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

She acts like she is the only person to have ever struggled. Lots of people do what they do to get by and you never would even know. She is such an unbearable cunt.

For sure. I know this has been said ad nauseam (because honestly if most of us here haven’t had to struggle we probably wouldn’t even be attracted to this type of cow) but there is honestly nothing wrong with going without food for a day. Buy a Brita water filter and a case of Ramen and at least your stomach isn’t screaming at you and you are hydrated. Canned soup has saved me so many times in my early 20s and if you can get a loaf of bread and some store brand margarine you have a meal that feels like it’s made for a king when you’re starving. This fat ungrateful bitch is so exhausting.

 

[Rewire Tea]

For sure. I know this has been said ad nauseam (because honestly if most of us here haven’t had to struggle we probably wouldn’t even be attracted to this type of cow) but there is honestly nothing wrong with going without food for a day. Buy a Brita water filter and a case of Ramen and at least your stomach isn’t screaming at you and you are hydrated. Canned soup has saved me so many times in my early 20s and if you can get a loaf of bread and some store brand margarine you have a meal that feels like it’s made for a king when you’re starving. This fat ungrateful bitch is so exhausting.

My struggle meal was pasta and store-brand margarine and whatever spices I had in the back of the cupboard. Still eat it once in a blue moon, but not every night for dinner, thankfully.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I will reiterate once again that bringing even the shittiest of tap water to a gentle boil, pouring it into a clean container and letting it sit overnight makes it safe for the most delicate and finicky of aquarium fish. I may have done this for discus that I was actively breeding years ago, because my cheap ass didn't want to buy water treatment chemicals. Plus there's water filter systems like PUR and Brita, so even that amount of effort is entirely unnecessary.

Fuck her bottled water.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She also acts like she's above generics when they're often just as good if not better than the brand name (and often are the exact same thing). Aldi is in Florence so it's not like she has no options for cheap food outside of Walmart.

It's so obvious that she never had to really struggle, even growing up (at least financially). I've never had a non college age person who didn't live at home get so much free food from parents. They cried about only having ground beef but could've easily just made hamburger steak. Simple, but filling since it's pure protein. They just wanted a full blown taco and since they didn't have everything it was the worst thing ever. At least they had meat, and expensive meat at that.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

She also acts like she's above generics when they're often just as good if not better than the brand name (and often are the exact same thing). Aldi is in Florence so it's not like she has no options for cheap food outside of Walmart.

It's so obvious that she never had to really struggle, even growing up (at least financially). I've never had a non college age person who didn't live at home get so much free food from parents. They cried about only having ground beef but could've easily just made hamburger steak. Simple, but filling since it's pure protein. They just wanted a full blown taco and since they didn't have everything it was the worst thing ever. At least they had meat, and expensive meat at that.

Hamburger steak is pretty darn good too! If they had flour they could have made the drippings into a nice gravy too.

My struggle meal was pasta and store-brand margarine and whatever spices I had in the back of the cupboard. Still eat it once in a blue moon, but not every night for dinner, thankfully.

That is what I grew up eating (and still sometimes eat) or we would have white rice with butter.

I would honestly love to look in her fridge and cabinets to see what is in there because I’m sure there’s some shit they can throw into a meal that might not even be awful.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

The melatonin thing had me curious, as someone who takes it. The cheapest I found were 120 5mg pills at Walmart for 5 bucks, which makes me think she takes gummies. The cheaper gummies are also about 5 bucks.

If you REALLY need melatonin to sleep, you will take the cheap shit and you will like it. That's just how life is.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The melatonin thing had me curious, as someone who takes it. The cheapest I found were 120 5mg pills at Walmart for 5 bucks, which makes me think she takes gummies. The cheaper gummies are also about 5 bucks.

If you REALLY need melatonin to sleep, you will take the cheap shit and you will like it. That's just how life is.

The gummies aren't even bad tasting, depending on the flavor.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

My struggle meal was pasta and store-brand margarine and whatever spices I had in the back of the cupboard. Still eat it once in a blue moon, but not every night for dinner, thankfully.

Crackers dipped in free leftover condiment packets from fast food places was my ultimate struggle meal years ago. Even got food poisoning because a marinara packet had gone off but i was too hungry to notice.

 

[formerfatcow]

The chronically unemployed posting about how switching jobs results in a higher salary

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I would honestly love to look in her fridge and cabinets to see what is in there because I’m sure there’s some shit they can throw into a meal that might not even be awful.

I am intrigued as well. Sometimes e beggars do show their filthy fridges to cry about how they have *no food.* Take a drink if there's boxed wine or beer in there along with the condiments.

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The chronically unemployed posting about how switching jobs results in a higher salary

I'm surprised that she didn't comment that she's been making $6.66 at 40 hours a week for years.

By the way, I have updated and expanded the OP. I didn't include tub trumpets or the trailer itself yet, but I added:

• Chronic. Yeast. Infection.
• Expansion on Polissa's hatred of the Baptist Church/blaming it for making her marry Josh and reducing her tugboat
• Polissa dunking on food banks
• Polissa being a birthday bitch
• The start of the hysterectomy saga
• The uncovered dirt on how Bella was special needs and further neglected by Polissa throughout her life

I also added mention of her chronic yeast infection, as well as Bella being special needs at @Sylvie Paula Paula's suggestion, to the thread subtitle.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I know there's a term for this but it's getting late and I'm tired.

I didn't see anyone put you out of your misery in the following pages so just to finally do so, the word you were after is 'apocryphal'

Does she not have running water? She can drink water from the tap.

There was a post a while back about how her local water board had fucked up and overchlorinated the water or something? Didn't look like it would actually affect drinking supplies from the letter but I'd guess she is still falling back on it as an excuse. Tbh I'm just amazed she's grifting for bottled water instead of Mello Yello for once.

Polissa:

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The idea of a FIVE DAY stay for a hysterectomy is blowing my mind. Even if it was done with an open abdominal incision which they almost never are anymore, she probably still wouldn’t be there for five days. Heck, I think most hysterectomies are outpatient these days, or overnight at the most.

Is she just gonna whine so they keep her? Those poor nurses.

Weirdos like this love the hospital. She'll have a TV, an AC, and wifi. It'll be clean, and she won't have a bunch of sick, hungry animals bothering her. She'll have people bringing her food, washing her, and just generally paying attention to her. She WILL be there the full 5 days if she has any say in it.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I joined in. I’m not sure if they have their water priced right because it seems too cheap (so I put two on)

This is $7.51 according to Google

Edit: fag put two loafs bread on

 

[Breadbear]

The melatonin thing had me curious, as someone who takes it. The cheapest I found were 120 5mg pills at Walmart for 5 bucks, which makes me think she takes gummies. The cheaper gummies are also about 5 bucks.

If you REALLY need melatonin to sleep, you will take the cheap shit and you will like it. That's just how life is.

5mg seems like a lot. The strongest I can get here in Euroland is 1.9mg. Most of them are 1mg.
Probably just in case kids get into them. Melatonin poisoning really only happens in small kids.

 

[Resting Peach Face]

New to this one & still working my way through from the start but I can't see this mentioned in recent posts ... she's opened a new Twitter account specifically to target the Twitter animal community (which is full of suckers) https://twitter.com/CampbellsCats

 

[Angel Dust]

5mg seems like a lot. The strongest I can get here in Euroland is 1.9mg. Most of them are 1mg.
Probably just in case kids get into them. Melatonin poisoning really only happens in small kids.

I take 10mg of melatonin (strawberry flavored!). They recommend it for anxiety, which is loads cheaper than a constant supply of weed and mellow yellow.

My struggle meal for awhile was a can of chili from the dollar store and tortilla chips. You can make one can of chili stretch out to 2 meals if you're by yourself.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

How soon is her surgery? You can't have surgery within a certain time period of donating plasma. I'm pretty sure it's only a few days, but I already forget what Polissa's countdown is despite her posting it every other day.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

How soon is her surgery? You can't have surgery within a certain time period of donating plasma. I'm pretty sure it's only a few days, but I already forget what Polissa's countdown is despite her posting it every other day.

August 16th, I believe. She won't donate plasma though, she'll just keep on begging Twitter for help.