DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Banned in 49 States]

He has more pictures of his cat than with his wife.
You would think he would want to flex his matuuur adult status by taking a pic with his "swimsuit model" of a wife and using it as a profile pic.

Everyone loves Cat, no one loves Khet. It be like that.

 

[Huggler]

I really don’t think he wants people to see what Kat looks like now

Funny how taking a picture with your wife (his family!) can expose her to harassment in his mind and situation. Don't you love her? And your life? Own up, say your wife got some pounds in her over the years and you don't care, that she's beautiful, you know? "PROTECTING" my "FAMILY" as he says.

The fuckup with the phone in the daily wrap video could've been so easily rubbed off, he could've just said that was a picture he purposely put on his phone to bait the trolls and fake laugh as insecure as he always does when he 'baits' the trolls - but he's dumb and thought that the whales wouldn't care! Thats why he says people to ignore the trolls commenting, he thinks he's in full control of their minds. His grift is a legit cult, but the walls are closing in, and he isn't helping it by pointing it out, sad to see from someone who does this shit for a living for 14 years.

 

[Iron Father]

I really don’t think he wants people to see what Kat looks like now

This is true. But even before she was fat, his photos of her looked like something from a voyeuristic Brian De Palma movie.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I really don’t think he wants people to see what Kat looks like now

Obviously. He used to take pics of her whenever he could. He was so excited to stream with her and it was going to be like the good ol' days with Leanna. Kat must really look big and rough, like most of us have assumed for years.

 

[Silverchair]

i see DSP made it into the documentaries sub on reddit

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

i see DSP made it into the documentaries sub on reddit

lmao

 

[RougeRed]

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lmao

It was a really well-made video and deserves some attention. I should go give it a Reddit point.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Jasper looks like he's ready to piss on the vests.

It'd be the first wash those vests have had in a LONG time.

 

[Coomfucius]

It'd be the first wash those vests have had in a LONG time.

Washing a piss soaked vest would probably take too much time and effort. Phil would probably throw the vests away, hell he would probably use it as an excuse to rid himself of the plat vest and the himmler hat.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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Phil's new Twitter name is fitting

How long until Phillium reads this and changes his Twitter handle?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How long until Phillium reads this and changes his Twitter handle?

He should change it back to Rent-Free, that was the only one that was accurate given that's the rate he charges for living in his head.

 

[Yujiro Hanma]

Trolling session from last night!

Funny that instead of being mad at trolls, Phil got mad at his viewers for acknowledging trolling. He also insulted the devs for not including spam protection. He lashed out at literally everyone around him except his trolls, what has happened to mans mind.

 

[Coomfucius]

Phil had a great day of lunch meat sandwiches and torturing playing with Jasper.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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So much soy

His roomate is indifferent to his existence, his cat clearly is annoyed by him and swipes at him and his parents are happy that he's away from them. Phil has no one. He created his own loveless nightmare and now he has to live in it.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Phil had a great day of lunch meat sandwiches and torturing playing with Jasper.

For once I actually agree with Phil's name. Spending all day in the closet that is.

 

[Balr0g]

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Phil had a great day of lunch meat sandwiches and torturing playing with Jasper.

"Cannot wait to continue Final Fantasy VII" aka "At last a game that always draws in the khantributions!" Of course it would be more then hilarious if he would not hit one tier goal with FF VII to start a week of streaming

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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Phil’s a real stand up guy!

In all seriousness though, his whole “I’m nice to people and for no reason at all people fuck with me” is my favorite part of his narrative.

Thus "I guess I'm a nice guy" to people who criticize or laugh at him speech brings us to this week's Flashback Friday event

Where you learn how nice Phil is when someone criticize him

 

[PieceofShet]

Funny how taking a picture with your wife (his family!) can expose her to harassment in his mind and situation. Don't you love her? And your life? Own up, say your wife got some pounds in her over the years and you don't care, that she's beautiful, you know? "PROTECTING" my "FAMILY" as he says.

The fuckup with the phone in the daily wrap video could've been so easily rubbed off, he could've just said that was a picture he purposely put on his phone to bait the trolls and fake laugh as insecure as he always does when he 'baits' the trolls - but he's dumb and thought that the whales wouldn't care! Thats why he says people to ignore the trolls commenting, he thinks he's in full control of their minds. His grift is a legit cult, but the walls are closing in, and he isn't helping it by pointing it out, sad to see from someone who does this shit for a living for 14 years.

5 years from now, when he is doing his 2nd bankruptcy, he will retcon it and say he did it on purpose to bait us and we took it.

If he gets to live till then.

 

[Iron Father]

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Phil had a great day of lunch meat sandwiches and torturing playing with Jasper.

Can't wait to hear how he was SwEaTiNg PrOfUsELy while doing some mundane bullshit.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

Thus "I guess I'm a nice guy" to people who criticize or laugh at him speech brings us to this week's Flashback Friday event

Where you learn how nice Phil is when someone criticize him

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SBM aint singing the same tune anymore.