DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ptolemy]

Does anyone know of a picture of Phil fully smiling with teeth showing?
He really does this and I do not get it, I don't think there's anything wrong with Phil's teeth. You can glimpse them when he talks and they look normal to me, yet he consciously does not smile EVER. Its so weird!

When he did the phone stream he smiled really close to the camera. It was horrifying...

EDIT:

It appears the yt upload was killed when Mr. Huth gott taken. Here is the link to the video on odysee.

https://odysee.com/@MrStuff:1/DSPGaming_-Phone-Stream:e?r=43Wp3jYGS8Tacy1WwCTah4Wkdp3cGKGR

 

[Chandler Bing]

He was literally trying to shit on pewdiepie out of the blue for no reason earlier in the same day as making the tweet about being a nice guy.

Very odd timing. Boogie2988 tweeted something out about pewdiepie not long ago attacking him. Wonder if the cows are watching each others twitters...

 

[Brother Wind]

Compare Jasper with Khet, to Jasper with Phil


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I love that the first picture almost looks like he has heart shaped pupils.

What the fuck does this retard do to this cat?

 

[MoonRocker]

These soyface pictures are something else.

I think I know why he does them, at least I have an autistic theory that may explain it.

Phil knows he’s fat. He’s also a very superficial individual as we’ve all witnessed how critical he is of everything and so much of his commentary is either ridiculing various people’s or objects’ appearances.

So when it comes to not wanting to look like a fat fucking slob with a double chin with big ass cheeks for his selfies, he slightly opens his mouth ajar (as in preparation for someone to shove a cock in it, fitting for someone with closeted homosexual tendencies) and lessens the impact of a full frontal selfie showing how bloated, disheveled, and unkempt he has become.

But given that this is a man who still wears video-game t-shirts and Zelda jammies at the age of 40, Phil has no sense of style or an eye for beauty and these pictures come across as simply awkward and disgusting while amplifying the features he’s desperately trying to hide.

 

[strandedcastaway]

that clip of him getting mad at the game for spamming him with custom game invites while also treating his chat like complete shit is basically all that needs to be said about what kind of streamer and "entertainer" phil is, he deserves nothing he has, he's a piece of garbage

Phil's usual routine of demanding chat only be about him, desperately asking for help with anything requiring a functioning brain, then telling the people who try to help what clueless morons and dunces they are and how stupid their advice was.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

- something I noticed that's really obvious here, he's not a shill, but he wants to be one. His commentary/fake reaction is like a marketing-approved script for Raid Shadow Legends. Going over things everyone who heard of this game or is interested already has known for a long time like it's a sales pitch, a sales pitch where the salesman is the last person to learn anything about the product so they make shit up.

It's worse than that, he's so soft upstairs that marketing has worked extremely well on him and he's just repeating his version of that thinking it's a hole in one. Unfortunately it is not.

lol, pretty sure DSP just skipped over some troll names of the membership bomb

Not funny. Some dent-tractors accepted the gifted subs giving DSP money and helping whales to whale.

 

[Pargon]

Compare Jasper with Khet, to Jasper with Phil


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Here’s more cat behavior info people likely don’t give a shit about but my cats are actual sources of happiness so maybe knowing shit will help someone else make a cat happy.

Cats do not enjoy a lot of eye-to-eye contact, so if you visited a friends house who had a cat who didn’t know you you might be getting stared at until you actually look at them, only to have them look away or fuck off entirely. They hold eye contact primarily with living things they’re comfortable with, because eye movement is one of the ways they communicate with other cats. The much-desired “slow blinkies”, a signal of trust and affection, is another example. It’s not a hard and fast rule like most things with animals but it’s a pretty reliable rule. If Jasper doesn’t hold eye contact with Phil there’s likely something about the Pig’s behavior or demeanor he doesn’t like.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

These soyface pictures are something else.

I think I know why he does them, at least I have an autistic theory that may explain it.

Phil knows he’s fat. He’s also a very superficial individual as we’ve all witnessed how critical he is of everything and so much of his commentary is either ridiculing various people’s or objects’ appearances.

So when it comes to not wanting to look like a fat fucking slob with a double chin with big ass cheeks for his selfies, he slightly opens his mouth ajar (as in preparation for someone to shove a cock in it, fitting for someone with closeted homosexual tendencies) and lessens the impact of a full frontal selfie showing how bloated, disheveled, and unkempt he has become.

But given that this is a man who still wears video-game t-shirts and Zelda jammies at the age of 40, Phil has no sense of style or an eye for beauty and these pictures come across as simply awkward and disgusting while amplifying the features he’s desperately trying to hide.

It's because Phil reads all his news and bases all his opinions from Twitter, you're reading too much into this.

 

[Telemeter]

It's worse than that, he's so soft upstairs that marketing has worked extremely well on him and he's just repeating his version of that thinking it's a hole in one. Unfortunately it is not.

Not funny. Some dent-tractors accepted the gifted subs giving DSP money and helping whales to whale.

Owned by OIC, LOL.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Considering the dsp has pretty much alienated everyone that could've been their friend. At some point he will stop streaming, after that what he expects to do? talk to his mo- his best friend wife all day everyday?

Its not healthy, humans are social creatures by nature in one way or the other. Everyone needs friends, people that can talk to about X things that cant talk with anyone else.
For example, i dont think Kat would be a very good conversation partner when talking about WWE for example. Dsp needs to fill those "needs" by talking to people with similar interests. That explains why he goes on long talks about the most mundane shit or things in general, because he doesnt talk with his best friend wife model Kat, almost as if they...are...roommates....pfft nahhhh hes a matuur adult.


At the end of the road he will regret not having friends.

edit: spelling cause im a nudnik

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Hey! The latest begging segment! Let's see how well Phil's begging went-

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Oh....

You start seeing these so much that they all kinda blend in. And the fact he has the gall to post this after his gacha whaling got revealed. Absolute shameless.

 

[Sup3r]

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Funniest part for me is that it's obvious that he's supposed to be smiling but his face is contorted into a look of fear. He's so far gone that he's losing his grasp of human emotions.

 

[Ptolemy]

When he did the phone stream he smiled really close to the camera. It was horrifying...

Looks like he has a bit of an underbite. His two front teeth go behind his bottom teeth. No wonder his airflow is so fucked when his mouth is closed. Also you can see the jowl caves, there is just so much space between his cheek fat an teeth its like its own ecosystem. No wonder he is constantly chapping his jowls to move liquid out from them and into the back of his gullet.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

IMO the best way to get into DSP's head and understand his decisions is to think of times you were drunk. But, in DSP's case he never sobers up. It's perpetual. There's probably booze still in his system (his metabolism probably sucks) when he wakes up, and then he kick starts it with caffeine before pouring a couple shots of clear liquor into that seltzer bottle to get him through the first stream.

Have you ever been drunk and:
>felt sexy only to sober up and see pictures later where you looked like a disheveled mess
>Felt-attracted/given-praise to a person or object only to sober up and realize you don't care
>Felt grandiose swelling romantic nostalgia about past things, only to sober up and realize you don't care
>Had a diamond-hard hateboner for something, only to sober up and realize you don't care
>Felt lackadaisical or procrastinated about basic goals like daily oral hygiene, prepping/cooking healthy meals for yourself, or doing maintenance for your car; only to sober up and realize you care a lot and the time is "now."
>Felt a powerful urge to gamble, only to sober up and realize you should have spent your money on something else?
>Made a social media post you thought was "important", only to sober up and realize you are a cringey edgelord and no shower hot or long enough can wash it off
>Collapsed into a pile and begged for help only to sober up and feel deep shame

If you've been hammered more than a few dozen times, you've probably answered "yes" to many of these. Except for DSP there is no phase 2; no sobering up. I bet he hasn't gone a day without drinking for YEARS.

 

[Telemeter]

Considering the dsp has pretty much alienated everyone that could've been their friend. At some point he will stop streaming, after that what he expects to do? talk to his mo- his best friend wife all day everyday?

LOL, again, DSP is a beggar, he begs and gets money, that is all he wants, that is all he aspires to. he will never stop begging until the day he dies, he will beg online, and if he can't he will beg to his parents and relatives and to the government.

Its not healthy, humans are social creatures by nature in one way or the other. Everyone needs friends, people that can talk to about X things that cant talk with anyone else.
For example, i dont think Kat would be a very good conversation partner when talking about WWE for example. Dsp needs to fill those "needs" by talking to people with similar interests. That explains why he goes on long talks about the most mundane shit or things in general, because he doesnt talk with his best friend wife model Kat, almost as if they...are...roommates....pfft nahhhh hes a matuur adult.

DSP is a beggar and is barely functional outside of that, he will continue to beg, nothing and no one else matters, if he does lose everything, his response will be to beg more until he gets it back. You will never stop him from begging in some fashion unless you literally kill him.

At the end of the road he will regret not having friends.

No he wont.

At the end of the road, on his last day, as he lays in his dead bed, if he made his daily goal he will think it was a good day, if not he will think it was a slow day, and then he will close his eyes.

 

[We Are The Witches]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say the faces above are made on purpose accentuating a potential underbite.

This is the stream where you have a better chance of analyzing it:

Spoiler: Video

Discuss.

Damn, I can tell today's a slow day.

 

[Coomfucius]

If you've been hammered more than a few dozen times, you've probably answered "yes" to many of these. Except for DSP there is no phase 2; no sobering up. I bet he hasn't gone a day without drinking for YEARS.

I know that Phil's gin brain is a subject of many jokes but his inability to control his own compulsions are slowly fucking up his body. His alcoholism is literally causing his brain to rot away and he doesn't even seem to notice let alone care.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Comparing his last pfp his goatee has really thined out and gotten grey.

He looks 55 or 60...and I'm assuming that was the BEST photo.

 

[grump]

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So I guess we can add soyface in every thumbnail to the utterly generic trends he's jumping on years late to the party.

 

[Poo Twister]

I've known a few closet cleaners in my time. I'm glad Phil is now openly embracing his raging homosexuality.