Sam Hyde

[3-2-1836]

Sam's financials are a mystery and he's notably retarded for giving money to talented deadbeats who don't finish their assigned projects, but he's arguably the most successful underground comedian of our time. This is a guy who used to sell cars and record videos in his mom's bathroom and he now owns an office and expensive vehicles, has tens of people on salary, and is minting thousands of NFTs on Ethererum. If he's having money issues he's definitely not showing it or he's a master at evading debt collection. I don't see this affecting his bottom-line too much if it blows up in his face

As for his content I think his main problem is he's got too much going on at once. He had been teasing Bill Griefer promos for months before it came out and I guarantee that they filmed it sometime last year. Their NFT project was hinted at in 2020 and it's barely seeing the light of day now. His video game has been in the works since 2018 or earlier and we won't see it for another 10 years at least. Even his low-effort podcasts are months behind. Right now I think they're releasing shit they filmed in March or April. I don't think everything Sam produces is amazing but the projects he puts effort into are still consistently enjoyable, when they actually come out

Anyway enough dick sucking, watch more MDE. Or don't if you think Sam is a boring edgelord; I get you, he's not to everyone's taste, but it's still better than 95% of whatever shit people watch on TV these days

I believe Sam Hyde mentioned before he made a shit ton of money off of betting on the 2016 election and throwing all his money behind Trump before the Primaries when everyone thought he was a joke.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Why is a guy who is pushing 40 still talking about parents? I'm older than he is. I don't want to hear bullshit from a kid who has never held a real job. When he doesn't have a target to attack (Ian, Rogan, Hasan), he doesn't really have much in terms of comedy.

Sam IS the boomer parent.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I believe Sam Hyde mentioned before he made a shit ton of money off of betting on the 2016 election and throwing all his money behind Trump before the Primaries when everyone thought he was a joke.

He made 16 grand off the election bet from what I remember.
He mentions it in this video:

 

[Blitzsneed]

yeah if you're taking life advice from sam fucking hyde you need to do some self reflection on what went wrong in your life. meet your father or something, man.

He does funny jokes sometimes with Rochefort, but never take any life and especially financial advice from him. Maybe "be healthy, work out and do those deadlifts" would be the exception. Even /biz/ with the resident streetshitters are better. The "boomer" advice like "don't get yourself into debt" that he rails against, is legit the best advice that you could get. Payment processors and banks aren't allowed to break your bones, but they will rape you relentlessly sooner or later.

That's not a power level.

He's crypto rich. He's stated multiple times that he maxed out a bunch of credit cards to buy bitcoin back in the day.

Plus I think he was an early adopter of Ethereum.

"crypto rich" means nothing, to be completely honest. The best case in crypto is finding someone who will buy your bags before a drop happens and you profit from it. Due its volatility, it is the #1 speculative asset to "get rich quick". But everyone in this space has the same goal as you. And they won't hesitate to fuck you over, when they smell the blood in the water. Monero would be the prominent of the few exceptions since it's actually used in the black market (a real use case) and the glowies still try to break it. Tough pill to swallow, but that's how it is.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Logan Paul is beyond impressive in terms of his focus for the ring. It’s his aryan genetics. Sam has some weird hybrid Jewish Neanderthal genetics,so he’s a absolute ogre, but no match for someone like Paul who is literally bred to shred.

Wow bro that’s really fucking gay, Logan Paul is never going to let you suck his dick.

btw the Paul brothers are Jewish you absolute cretin

 

[AskeDead]

He does funny jokes sometimes with Rochefort, but never take any life and especially financial advice from him. Even /biz/ with the resident streetshitters are better. The "boomer" advice like "don't get yourself into debt" that he constantly rails against, is legit the best advice that you could get. Payment processors and banks aren't allowed to break your bones, but they will rape you relentlessly sooner or later.

"crypto rich" means nothing, to be completely honest. The best case in crypto is finding someone who will buy your bags before a drop happens and you profit from it. Due its volatility, it is the #1 speculative asset to "get rich quick". But everyone in this space has the same goal as you. And they won't hesitate to fuck you over, when they smell the blood in the water.

one time sam or nick, can't remember who, said not to pay credit card debt. instead just haggle with the credit card companies and eventually they'll just accept whatever you're willing to pay them. just insanely retarded advice.

 

[Blitzsneed]

one time sam or nick, can't remember who, said not to pay credit card debt. instead just haggle with the credit card companies and eventually they'll just accept whatever you're willing to pay them. just insanely retarded advice.

It was Sam. If you do this and they catch on to your scheme, you're fucked. And probably serve time.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Wow bro that’s really fucking gay, Logan Paul is never going to let you suck his dick.

btw the Paul brothers are Jewish you absolute cretin

The Pauls are going to prison for the 100s of shitcoins they push.
Most Farmers go to prison.

He has a shot.

 

[RandomFaggot]

Honestly, even Sam is funny sometimes, I can't really watch much of his stuff. It has this doomer, negative aura feel that gives me this "why bother?" feeling. If I watched lots of his stuff on the regular I'd probably end up being depressed.

 

[CashMoney!]

I think he should have cut a deal privately without rebranding the clipping channels and identifying them as his, and kept his mouth shut about it, because now it's possible they will be taken down for being officially associated with him. I understand he wants to be like "yeah this is my content, dudes" but in doing so this could go pear-shaped very quickly.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Sam's advice on amassing debt and just giving debt collectors the runaround seemed like an obvious joke to me. Maybe I'm just a retard. His advice on how to recognize and deal with toxic people and how to handle loneliness is pretty solid and it's something a lot of younger people/online people take a long time to learn. I think that's the only advice of his I would say is good though.

Interested to see how the decision to partner with one clipper and hunt down the rest plays out.

 

[Nutsack Speedbag]

Yeah, Sam's skits haven't been funny for years. The ghost hunters in the gym sketch he did had potential but turned out lame. That video where he's mocking the whole I fucking love science scene or whatever is just him being loud and breaking shit. Classic MDE still bangs, but modern Hyde seems watered down and all over the place.

 

[raisinlove]

Why are there so many pages on this topic that was discussed here already like a month ago. It wasn’t that big a deal

 

[TheRealDirlewanger]

Fucking goddamnit new pill, you make the best edits and now they're gonna go away and you're gonna get nothing a month now, you threw it all away you idiot, goddamnit.

 

[Heather Mason]

one time sam or nick, can't remember who, said not to pay credit card debt. instead just haggle with the credit card companies and eventually they'll just accept whatever you're willing to pay them. just insanely retarded advice.

He caveats this by saying if you want a normal, stress-free life with a mortgage and a reasonable car payment NOT to abuse debt. Otherwise you'd be dumb not to take advantage of a broken system if you don't want to play by its rules. Hell you can even play by the rules and blatantly abuse debt and still get away with murder. Look at DSP, the King of Debtmaxxing, and that fucker with the yacht that came before DSP during the bankruptcy hearing call. There's nothing illegal about being terminally stupid and terrible with money

 

[AskeDead]

He caveats this by saying if you want a normal, stress-free life with a mortgage and a reasonable car payment NOT to abuse debt. Otherwise you'd be dumb not to take advantage of a broken system if you don't want to play by its rules. Hell you can even play by the rules and blatantly abuse debt and still get away with murder. Look at DSP, the King of Debtmaxxing, and that fucker with the yacht that came before DSP during the bankruptcy hearing call. There's nothing illegal about being terminally stupid and terrible with money

not illegal, just ill advised.

 

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Holy shit this guy has a youtube channel. Could be a gold mine. Give him a thread.

 

[DapperShark]

There's effectively 2. The L.A. Comedian scene which is filled with pretentious social elites because they get to claim Joe Rogan, and they get all the tv gigs (Schaub, Delia, Theo Von, Joey Diaz, Cummings, Bobby Lee, Bryan Callen, Stavros, Redbar Mike, Steve-O) millionaires crying about how hard their life is. And the New York Comedian scene which is depressing, and lonely.

I think Sam's been trying to break into them, and has wizened up that he needs friends. I remember him going on Sam Tripoli's podcast who's an orbiter of Joey Diaz, and Eddie Bravo, and a certified Joe Rogan minion. Maybe it's because it gets him closer to hasan.

>pretentious social elites
>Steve-O

 

[Khalove]

This guy is going to swing from his hips like a bum as soon as he gets into a ring. He's lucky whoever he's fighting won't sleep him

 

[Christ4President2024]

Something I've always found really ironic is how Sam turned his channel into a self improvement advice thing. Sam is the exact last person who should be giving advice. The man is in his mid 40s, in massive debt (he refuses to pay) that ruined his credit, is completely blacklisted from Hollywood and is obese with clear mental health issues. He blew hundreds of thousands of his money on expensive motorcycles and cars. He's really not fit to give advice on anything that isn't video production or comedy related.

1. Sam Hyde isnt obese, hes a monster

2. Getting blacklisted from hollywood isnt a negative

3. Hes built a successful “company” without selling out or watering down his personality

The advice he gives may not be applicable to everyday people, but hes not a failure by any means