Prison Letters 7/28-7/29/22- Post trial bribe letters

[Meat Pickle]

Not long after the trial, Eels and the Eggman and Kengle have both received letters from Chris.

Eels comments on Twitter:


Kengle's summary of his letter and his response:

Both suggest that Chris really wants Barb to go to a senior center so he can legally return to 14 Branchland, but is hampered by her elderly stubbornness. Chris is trying to get money to convince her.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

What's the deal with Eels? What's he trying to gain out of his association with Chris?

 

[Kier]

I wonder if Kengle or Helena contacting Barb on Chris's behalf would violate the NCO again.

 

[Jack Awful]

What's the deal with Eels? What's he trying to gain out of his association with Chris?

Probably just wants to be a member of Christory or something.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

See, Chris does deserve to die. This is proof.

 

[Ass Johnson]

He hasn't learned a fucking thing.

I wonder if Kengle or Helena contacting Barb on Chris's behalf would violate the NCO again.

Contacting the victim via 3rd party during the pre-trial stage seems like a legally dangerous move for him to make. Let's see how it plays out for him. Curious if shit like this can be used as evidence to the grand jury.

 

[Big Buns]

Can’t believe I’m saying this but, good for you, Barb.

 

[whothefuckevencares89]

>shallow

That's your fucking victim Chris.

Also where does he think the money for a home is gonna come from? The home is going to bleed her estate DRY. Barb would have to put the house in his name before entering care.

Which obviously she will not.

The dream is truly dead

 

[Bogliacci]

Does he still have a no contact order with Barb? Trying to get someone to contact her for him is such a fucking dumb thing to do when the grand jury is scrutinizing you lmfao.

 

[Khantressa]

He wants to raise 150k lol. Yeah, let me get the checkbook out for such a great cause. Chris constantly violating his NCO shows me that even if he gets released, he will without a doubt go running back to 14 Branchland, no matter what the judge says. Can’t blame him though, he knows there’s some sweet barbussy there

 

[Mr Moonface]

This plan is so retarded that Kengle somehow comes close to sounding like the voice of reason.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

All he needs to do is come up with 100 Sonic totems.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris is definitely going to bludgeon Barb to death with a hammer, then leave her corpse next to a banana peel at the bottom of a flight of stairs to make it look like an accident.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I don't speak mentally retarded zoomer, what is "sussy bacca shit"?

Edit: Some TikTok crap I guess, but this dipshit doesn't even know how to spell baka.

 

[Stupidface]

So it sounds like he fucked over the plea deal by stating he'd absolutely return to 14BC no matter what? Maybe he even pitched this nonsense publicly?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Can we all appreciate how much of a cunt Barb is?

First, she doesn't even have the common courtesy to go to the cops, sit down in an interrogation, and admit that she groomed Chris into fucking her for a month, and catch charges so Chris can go free.

Then, topping that, has the audacity to want to live in her home until she dies and NOT go into a crummy nursing home to further stick it to Chris making it so he can't go back to HIS home, even after he raises enough money to pay off the house.

And this is AFTER Chris got her nutritional bananas and would go to the grocery store for her. My god, this woman is out of control.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Barb was up shit Creek for doing some Sussy Bacca shit to him

Translation: Barb is cooperating with prosecution and Chris is the one up shit Creek

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Maybe Chris could move into Mr. C and Little C’s Dreaming Studio.

Heres hoping Barb lives for another 80 years and refuses to give up the house,

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

what if they're just lying about the letters for attention?

 

[ICametoLurk]

WHY WOULD A WOMAN WHO PAID OFF HER HOUSE WANNA STAY THERE?