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I wish I lived closer to Indianapolis (or really anywhere except where I do live really) because if I have to buy Fat's stupid book, it would be really fun to go have him sign it and maybe call him fat afterwards.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Thanks Pat, HUGE fan, could you sign it to "I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits and I'm a big fat fuck fatty fat fat"
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Because an obese unemployed loser who spends all his time fighting on twitter might enjoy the attention and victim bait, but his sole breadwinner wife who has to use her identity and email for work rather than just slapfighting might not find it as cute. Might make her question if ol' Fatrick really is dealing with this in a healthy manner.
If anyone questions the ethics of it, remember: Fatrick is the one who originates and perpetuates all of it. Fatrick is the one who has constantly shared embarrassing and intimate details about her to the internet at large on his social media, he's also the one who insists on taking photos of her looking disheveled and posting them raw on the internet, and he's the one who constantly brings her up in his social media posts.
In addition, from the social media posts and activity coming from 'her' accounts, it means either she is complicit and supportive in all of Fatrick's shenanigans, or she allows Fatrick to use her real name accounts to sockpuppet himself. At that point, you are accepting the consequences of whatever happens from there.
Also, all the most embarassing and humiliating things we know about her are 100% from Fatrick openly posting about it on twitter for clout. Calling his wife mentally ill, discussing intimate details about her medications, their sexual life, and choosing to always post very unflattering pictures of her is 100% on him. If she left Fatrick, or if she actually got Fatrick to shut his mouth over threat of her leaving, it would all go away. If she stays with him, she's choosing to martyr herself to the same cause Fatrick has chosen.
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Niki is in a loveless childless marriage with a severely narcisstic manbaby, a struggling artist who required her mother to finance his vacations and nightly trips to Hooligans in the promise that he'll write the next Game of Thrones one of these days. She has no say in anything: it's Patrick's way or else he starts screaming and threatening you until you cave in.
Pests make fun of Joe Cumia's long time girlfriend Carol. "Not wife material", she looks like the cryptkeeper, but you see pictures of those two boomer retards having the time of their lives in Port Jefferson grinning like teenagers. Nobody wants to break up a happy couple.
Niki's not that bad looking, especially for midwest standards, and if she put a little bit of work in with the makeup she'd have hundred of Milwaukee Bumble users trying to buy her dinner, and I'm almost certain they'll all be better than Patrick.
Stand by your man, keep dealing with your man's problems. The legal debt. The contact form trolling. Whatever ingenius troll they come up with next. The serious threat to your physical well-being, because if any violent, mentally ill sociopath texts your husband, your husband texts back taunts and "I'll beat you up so badly they have to clean you off the pavement". Oh the manbaby demands to go to London to see the Packers play.
Leave Patrick, it's all over. One sentence, "I want a divorce". He'll threaten suicide, but narcissists almost never follow through. ONA, KF, we're like a professional wrestling crowd waiting for Niki to turn face and whack him with a chair. It's a win for us, it's a win for her, her company, her friends, her family, her reputation, but most importantly of all, her happiness. It's a loss for Patrick, losing his breadwinner, never being in a relationship again.
This shit's a nightmare, and Niki needs to wake up.
Pests make fun of Joe Cumia's long time girlfriend Carol. "Not wife material", she looks like the cryptkeeper, but you see pictures of those two boomer retards having the time of their lives in Port Jefferson grinning like teenagers. Nobody wants to break up a happy couple.
Niki's not that bad looking, especially for midwest standards, and if she put a little bit of work in with the makeup she'd have hundred of Milwaukee Bumble users trying to buy her dinner, and I'm almost certain they'll all be better than Patrick.
Stand by your man, keep dealing with your man's problems. The legal debt. The contact form trolling. Whatever ingenius troll they come up with next. The serious threat to your physical well-being, because if any violent, mentally ill sociopath texts your husband, your husband texts back taunts and "I'll beat you up so badly they have to clean you off the pavement". Oh the manbaby demands to go to London to see the Packers play.
Leave Patrick, it's all over. One sentence, "I want a divorce". He'll threaten suicide, but narcissists almost never follow through. ONA, KF, we're like a professional wrestling crowd waiting for Niki to turn face and whack him with a chair. It's a win for us, it's a win for her, her company, her friends, her family, her reputation, but most importantly of all, her happiness. It's a loss for Patrick, losing his breadwinner, never being in a relationship again.
This shit's a nightmare, and Niki needs to wake up.
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He said he thought about killing himself when his first wife left. Of course, he didn't. He probably never even considered it. Just told other people he did. I agree it would be the same this time.
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He considered it a good thing to write in order to get sympathy from strangers. Ol' Technicality Pat.
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oh fuck you've triggered my special interest. i would say that's a good comparison... while the common shorthand for a kafka narrator is "victim of impossible bureaucracy," really most of his characters respond stupidly to bad situations and thus make them worse. the issue however is that kafka characters ultimately have no agency over their situations, whereas fatrick is basically the architect and groundskeeper for the extremely silly existential prison he's confined himself to.
idk, to me rick's life is more like someone stuck in a "Nathan for you" tv show episode where the whole underpinning of the situation is not only false but transparently absurd to everyone not directly involved.
another comparison might be the "Confederacy of Dunces" protagonist Ignatius Riley-- also notably fat -- except that while Ignatius is a buffoonish, pseudo-intellectual snob whose terrible attitude constantly gets him into crazy trouble, he's ultimately kind of lovable, which Fatrick isn't.
damn i'm struggling to think of a good comparison really... maybe a Philip K Dick character? The key is that Fatrick really causes all his own problems... it's a fascinating case
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I don't know, I do kinda agree with Fat that if he cut off all contact with the rascals they would continously escalate until someone goes to prison, but thats mainly because he always reacts to the rapscallions buffoonery and has trained them like a 2 year old that if they throw a large enough tantrum he will give in eventually. So, id say hes a kafka character that designed his own personal hell, and now complains that his hell isnt to his own liking. Maybe hes just a gayer Sisyphus, one that we mustnt imagine happy because he's fat and has bitch tits.
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She is more or less enabling Rick's shitty behavior and if she's okay with him acting like such a cunt that hellfire gets rained down on her too, she has it coming as much as he does.
Rick has more or less guaranteed a future swatting, probably even multiple ones, by putting on such an entertaining show, but unfortunately the next time is going to be lame and the time after that as well.
It's going to be a gayer and even more dangerous repeat of a dumb stunt, sort of like how everyone used to try to be the next Clyde Cash.
Rick couldn't have guaranteed a future swatting if he'd actually planned it out. The man is so fucking stupid it's sometimes hard to believe he's not a fictional character in a Terry Southern screenplay.
It's almost hard to imagine someone this dumb being in a field where you're supposed to be of at least average intelligence, but instead he is a fucking mongoloid retard.
Literally right before I read this I was thinking of and also rejecting Ignatius Reilly. Reilly is actually pretty smart, although nowhere as smart as he thinks he is. But you still feel like rooting for him even though he is a complete fool, whereas if Rick fell in an open manhole into a fire and died in it I wouldn't really give a shit other than being mildly bummed the lulz had come to an end.
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I always used to think their hovel setup was a side-by-side setup, with both units having two floors. But judging by the recording and f@t's own twitter thread, its actually one unit on ground floor and one on the top floor.
I know FOR A FACT ive read a twtter post from fatso where he says "Niki was laying upstairs in the bedroom..." or something to that effect, which would imply that he was downstairs. Its also why i thought both units had an upstairs AND downstairs.
I think even in his twitter thread he mentioned something like the cops didnt even check his whole house, like downstairs, so if she was dead down there they wouldnt have found her. I know he sleeps on his couch all the time, but for how long have they not really slept together? Are they actually sleeping in two different houses/units?
And i know about the pepperoni station in the basement, and he spends a lot of time in there, so him being on the ground floor would be pretty beneficial for that. I honestly wouldnt be surprised if Big Niki was paying f@tso to be her professional beard. It would be how hes able to say hes technically a "professional" author.
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Piggy's battle against black twitter continues:
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Whoever had the brilliant idea to pit rick against black twitter is a god damn genius.
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He's Ignatius J Reilly, 100%, down to using his middle initial for no apparant reason other than self-importance. I haven't read that book since before Norm/11, I need to revisit it with Pat in my head-casting.
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judging by the thickheaded self-righteousness, black twitter is almost pat's equal. it's incredible watching them fail to communicate.
he fails to fit most characters because most fictional characters aren't as mentally ill as he is. which is what made the american psycho jokes so funny a few pages back imo.
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Amazing. Two people desperately seeking attention and victim status trying to one-up each other.
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Also there's a pretty big happening. Niki's business has posted something to Facebook for the first time in two years. Maybe it's not a fake business after all...
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Well, I did receive a message from Posts by Ghosts telling me I was a particular card suit and that my skin was the color of fecal matter.
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It’s hilarious and sad that Black Twitter is dumber than Fatrick. In a way, they’re the perfect nemesis for each other.
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Mostly, yeah. But some of them are just way smarter than him and are using him to generate some victim points.
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I like how even when Pat is actually the wronged party, he still comes across as such a complete asshole people end up as mad at him as if he'd actually sent the racist messages himself.