Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[D_Tractor]

Chris will be a convicted felon at the end of this and have to register as a card-carrying, licensed sex offender. The only official certification Chris has ever earned. Truly marvelous.

Stop your slander immediately or I will have Chris' lawyer Delayahu Hebeberg esq. send you a sieze and assist ladder.
Dates of Attendance: August, 2000 to 6/1/2006 Piedmont Virginia Community College Charlottesville, Virginia

• Made the Dean’s List with Honor Roll Grades
• Computer Aided Drafting and Design, CADD, Associates Degree
• Computer Aided Drafting and Design, CADD, Career Studies Certificate

And it only took him 6 years.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

If only I was one of those 200 IQ super geniuses, I could've gotten a law degree at a young age, become an established lawyer, and when the incest saga starts I could fly to Virginia and provide Chris with a rock hard defense.

Funny, because it looks like Chris is going to finally be charged with providing Barb a rock hard offense.

 

[Random Troll]

Have they changed courts? If not, the maximum sentence they can dish out is 12 months, if I am correct.

 

[Optimus Prime]

From the looks ofit CWC will have to take the public defender. This case is a complete circus.

I thought Heilberg was the public defender, no way Chris could have somebody of that guy's caliber if it wasn't pro-bono hours, or so I think was the reason given last year.

 

[Spectre777]

What if Chris was the anti christ the entire time? And the mark of the beast will be a Sonichu tattoo on the arm or forehead. The dimensional merge is just hell merging with the mortal realm and Armageddon!?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Imagine the a-loggers that would be out to harass him after people can look him up on the state sex offender registry website, and I am sure that even if he actually tries to follow the SOR restrictions, trolls/a-loggers will probably be constantly trying to trick him into violating them.

He would be booked again within the week of his release.

I don’t think a-logging Chris can be a thing anymore. Yeah it was cringy when he was just a fat retard online sperging about China, but any negativity he gets now is truly deserved. I sincerely hope the rest of his pathetic life is one plagued by misery and suffering.

Die Chris

 

[maguyver16]

He trolled Chris by telling him he would be getting out very soon. Well played Heilberg.

> Chris shows up in court
> Heilberg shows up, in his best suit.
> pickle suit, that is.

Chris loses again!

EDIT: cont.

> Heilberg walks over to Barb
> he asks to take her out to TGI Fridays
> Barb giggles, takes him by the arm
> they walk out together
> chris loses again

 

[Swirling weeb]

The crimes and prosecution of the rapist of CWCville
A Lifetime movie coming 2028

 

[FightenGnome]

> Chris shows up in court
> Heilberg shows up, in his best suit.
> pickle suit, that is.

Chris loses again!

"The Pickle-man tricked me again"

 

[King Metalia]

> Chris shows up in court
> Heilberg shows up, in his best suit.
> pickle suit, that is.

Chris loses again!

>Judge stands up
>Takes of mask
> It's Clyde fucking Cash!

 

[Roland TB-303]

Seems as though it would be harder to prove the rape - much easier to prove the incest when he admits to it directly

Wouldn’t it just be a matter of a doctor assessing Barb for cognisance and if it turns out she’s a vegetable and that Chris is guilty of incest then a rape charge would apply too? I’m retarded though so it’s probably more complicated than that.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

It's a bunch of shit, someone needs to show the jury Barbara's well established history of being a manipulative individual towards her mentally disabled son, and in fact that CWC was the victim in this situation.

I didn't realize in Virginia they were in the business of declaring mentally disabled subjects of sexual grooming and probably even extortion (how could a person turn down orders that they 'cuddle' with the owner of their only shelter?) to be felons.

Yeah, Barb was the one who raped Chris by resisting and saying "no" until Chris got her "used to it". It was all part of her master grooming plan.

 

[JULAY]

Wow, they upgraded his charge to a felony... I'd bet anything that the fat idiot refused to take a plea deal that was offered. And it does look like Heilberg is off the case now. Which means that Chris will have a lawyer far below the caliber of Heilberg, which in turn means that he's probably going to end up serving a significant amount of time in actual prison. Well, when he gets there, he'll be surrounded by chomos, assorted snitches and other undesirables... Really a fitting end to this chapter of the CWC story if you ask me.

 

[A-№1]

Kind of insane that one has to wait for a week for this case to begin.

Be thankful it's only a week. The grand jury is convened just once a month, so we could have been waiting a whole month depending on the timing of his last hearing. Not that we'll hear much from the grand jury: just that he's been indicted or not (he'll be indicted).

And it does look like Heilberg is off the case now.

Why do people keep saying this?

Also it's good to see you're still around (or maybe I haven't been paying attention).

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

Will there be a livestream of this trial?

 

[A-№1]

Will there be a livestream of this trial?

No. Nor will there likely be any video available. The proceedings will be recorded but the video will not be made public.

The best we can probably hope for will be accurate court reporting from some volunteer christorians, but I suspect the judge will clear the gallery and close the proceeding after weens fuck everything up.

 

[montepio]

Will there be a livestream of this trial?

I hope Ethan broadcasts it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wow, they upgraded his charge to a felony... I'd bet anything that the fat idiot refused to take a plea deal that was offered. And it does look like Heilberg is off the case now. Which means that Chris will have a lawyer far below the caliber of Heilberg, which in turn means that he's probably going to end up serving a significant amount of time in actual prison. Well, when he gets there, he'll be surrounded by chomos, assorted snitches and other undesirables... Really a fitting end to this chapter of the CWC story if you ask me.

for the last time Just because Chris is being charged with a felony for once in his life, doesn't mean he's going to big boy prison for five or even three years. Best Case scenario: time served minimum of a year and slapped with sor and felony charges which gives him a felony record. worst case scenario suspended sentence of 2 to 3 years with a year served. So the same only arguably worse since hell also be on strict probation, which if he violates or fucks up even once then it's off to prison with him.

 

[A-№1]

which if he violates or fucks up even once then it's off to prison with him.

Assuming Virginia bothers to enforce it. The state hasn't proven itself very diligent about enforcing other orders on Chris (which is part of the reason he's so awful today).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The crimes and prosecution of the rapist of CWCville
A Lifetime movie coming 2028

Lifetime Would Go Over The Top, and the film would be confusing as fuck because they would be too afraid to paint Chris as the aggressor. The title if the movie would be, "Not Without My Daughter's Penis: A Trans Lesbian Love Affair Ahead of Its Time"

Rumor Wilson Wod Play Chris because social Justice.


Jessica Lange would play Barb

Dan Akroyd would play Kengle.