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I've heard about people watching Netflix series on 2x speed because they wanna 'maximize their time' or some crap.
Thought it was a meme until now, honestly. Guess reality is once again stranger than fiction.
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I've heard about people watching Netflix series on 2x speed because they wanna 'maximize their time' or some crap.
Thought it was a meme until now, honestly. Guess reality is once again stranger than fiction.
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Tldr reddit consoomer has worst day of his life when his brother trashes his precious plastic bricks.
Tldr reddit consoomer has worst day of his life when his brother trashes his precious plastic bricks.
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But...isn't that Lego? Surely the whole point of Lego (as opposed to other kinds of model) is that it can be taken apart and put back together?
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True & Honest Fan
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Now he has an excuse to take those pieces and make the mega Lego.
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Oh yeah. You always hear about poor hoodrats who can't afford necessities but can afford to buy expensive basketball shoes.
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God, going through his history is even sadder, all he has going on is Legos.
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As someone who is a rookie/soon to be “budding” programmer in both real life and in my username, this video actually terrified and confused me. Apart from the hackneyed corporate style instrumental music, he actually uses CHOPSTICKS to stir up his coffee?
Somehow, watching anime on those really expensive HD screens on your computer seems rather tame than compared to that. I’d just rather program, read a book and call it day.
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I usually listen to podcasts on 2.0 speed or various YT videos (if it’s just people talking)
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Got a phrase for that sort of person around here: "Knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
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Looks like brother might be a sped or at least has a violent streak by the looks of the comments. He broke the lock just to smash Lego. So I think both of them are rather sad specimens. Their parents must be so proud.
Anyway, Lego CONSOOMer should use this as an opportunity to talk to girls or get fresh air or something. It's nice to have a collection of stuff you like. But that is a metric fuckton of Lego and it must have cost thousands.
At least the brother didn't smash the fish tank. Although I don't see any fishies. Maybe they are hiding from the shame of being owned by a Lego autist.
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I think this is a parody.
>0:47 Warming up my fingers before I code
In the video he is shown typing at 215 WPM with 100% accuracy. The current world record for WPM on a standard QWERTY keyboard configuration is 215 words per minute. Another record was set using the DVORAK keyboard configuration in 2005 at 206 words per minute. Now this is sustained over a long period of time but I think that this video is suppose to be satire. Also no one "warms up their fingers before they code" unless they are of course filming for a video.
>1:04 Watching anime on three different monitors
This is clearly a joke
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Call me crazy but watching anime or Netflix on 1,5x speed make senses. I did it. A lot of that kind of tv is clearly not high art, it's confort, it's mindless entertainment, and the pacing isn't great. In the case of anime-of-the season in particular it's often very redundant, with scripted conversations and stereotyped characters, but the issue isn't very different with Netflix. It's the realm of real tv, meandering documentaries, okay-enough tv shows... most of those programs are padded with dead air.
You watch it to get the story, and maybe take part in watercooler conversations but the experience can actually be vastly improved by watching it faster.
Watching three animes at once is a little bit insane though. One of the anime he was watching was good enough to deserve normal watching conditions imo.
Also, It's hilarious how pimply he is, it really doesn't go with his "Patrick Bateman if he was an asian tech guy" lifestyle.
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5 seconds in I see that he's a fucking Googler and I already hate him.
Rest of the video confirms this.
Possibly but all the seemingly genuine enthusiasm for corporate approved talking points makes me think otherwise.
Googlers aren't people so the erratic behaviour is expected.
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Why doesn't he just clean up all those Legos?Looks like brother might be a sped or at least has a violent streak by the looks of the comments. He broke the lock just to smash Lego. So I think both of them are rather sad specimens. Their parents must be so proud.
Anyway, Lego CONSOOMer should use this as an opportunity to talk to girls or get fresh air or something. It's nice to have a collection of stuff you like. But that is a metric fuckton of Lego and it must have cost thousands.
At least the brother didn't smash the fish tank. Although I don't see any fishies. Maybe they are hiding from the shame of being owned by a Lego autist.
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You never know -- given how much of an insufferable whiny faggot the lego consoomer is, it's entirely possible his brother just finally got sick of his shit and decided to damage something he cared about trying to get him to stop.
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Lego redditor might be a consoomer, but barging in and wrecking somebody's stuff is still an extremely shitty thing to do. He probably spent a lot of time putting those sets together and setting them up for display. I'd be feeling pretty down too.
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This is just google advertising. He even has a freaking shirt on.
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The 3 monitors may be blurred, but my eyes still hurt just from looking at it.
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Guess his team doesn't like him watching anime:
Also dude is a moron because his office building has a free gym and a free coffee shop, yet he pays for his own coffee and goes to a luxury gym that costs at a minimum $2200/yr. The equipment there is also likely to be less fancy than Google's (a fully decked out corporate gym is a rounding error to a trillion dollar company)
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