Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

[LiquidKid]

If you've seen Shrek 2, you've heard one of his songs.

This plays the second time Shrek and co go to the bar and drown their sorrows.

I saw that movie like once in the theatre, so I wouldn’t have remembered this

Personally I’m not sure that the cousin is real. He’s a blonde-haired, blue-eyed German or something, not sure how exactly that fits into Nathen’s family, but it’s not entirely impossible. What makes me think he’s not real though is Nathen seems to have an obsession with exactly that sort; blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys. It just sounds like his erotic fantasy.

I’d believe his cousin was real, especially with how freaky his family looks. I mean his mom’s got those wonky eyes and i can see the family marrying white people to some degree

 

[LiquidKid]

In today’s post Nathen is up to his usual tricks. Only this time he forgot to hide that fact that it was a paid ad.
Nathen buddy, being an ad on a google search does not make you the 1st result in said google search.

Amazon is the first result.

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

In today’s post Nathen is up to his usual tricks. Only this time he forgot to hide that fact that it was a paid ad.
Nathen buddy, being an ad on a google search does not make you the 1st result in said google search.

Amazon is the first result.

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Actually all three are ads. I'm not in Canadia, so I don't know if I'd even get the same ads, but the sponsored results I got were Schmidt's, Native, and Each and Every, with the first actual result being a July 2022 listicle by Allure about the 17 best aluminum free deodorants (FWIW Linum was not mentioned).

 

[LiquidKid]

“Happy birthday to Jim Davis for saving my life more times than he knows.”

 

[LiquidKid]

Tonight Nathen gets existential

 

[Surfin Terf]

Is Nathen still claiming to be celibate?

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Is Nathen still claiming to be celibate?

Judging from the last post, yes

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Does Islam allow you to marry a cartoon cat?

 

[C. Cactus]

He just announced on his Instagram story that his celibacy era is over and he is holding a "marry Nathan Mazri" event where a bunch of people in a row have blind dates with him.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

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Does this mean he's looking for a beard?

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

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The Incel saga should be fun

 

[Adamska]

I feel sorry for the poor woman who will be forced to marry this spastic. Hopefully his father will also give her a stipend to do something while he's off being psychotic, sperging about crap newspaper mascots, and cruising for blonde men.

 

[LiquidKid]

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So this is pretty fucking obviously a “give me grandchildren or you’re cut off” situation

Also, this post is a literal attraction sign

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

So this is pretty fucking obviously a “give me grandchildren or you’re cut off” situation

Also, this post is a literal attraction sign

I'm sure he'll find some golddigger easy that he just has to turkey baster 3 or 5 times while both of them fuck other people.

 

[LiquidKid]

AAAAND
It’s an attempt at making a reality show.

 

[Bolton Council]

Nathan casually blowing other cows out the water - his attraction sign is an attraction show.
Ready to browse this so hard.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathan casually blowing other cows out the water - his attraction sign is an attraction show.
Ready to browse this so hard.

He’s apparently welcoming all genders to try and fuck him too, so that’ll beg interesting. At least he’s admitting to what we have already known about him

 

[RembrandtCourage]

So this is pretty fucking obviously a “give me grandchildren or you’re cut off” situation

Also, this post is a literal attraction sign

I'm having my doubts about that. For as public as Nathen has been about his life there's doubtlessly more that goes on behind the scenes or has been quashed by money. If his stories about gay incestual cousin adventures were true he should be dead by now by muslim law.

His dad also has a daughter and if I'm not mistaken one other son. Correct me if I'm wrong though. I'm not sure he could/should trust Nathen to sire stable children much less rear them. He must be either in pure desperation or is an optimistically deluded man thinking that having kids will somehow 'fix' Nathen. But who knows, maybe he has a contingency plan to raise those kids somehow. Unfortunately for his dad you can't fix genetics and the grab bag of Nathen's genes combined with god knows who he ends up with could result in a cow(s) to surpass metal gear.

 

[Bassomatic]

So this is pretty fucking obviously a “give me grandchildren or you’re cut off” situation

Also, this post is a literal attraction sign

I probably will not be popular for saying this, I kinda pity Natanfield for this. Get a wife keep trust fund. I mean if you said, basso suck dick you'll get a ferrari, I really really want a ferrari but.. I have some shame.

Not just the homosexual aspect, he's a manchild and wants to do his cartoon shit and all but he's going to end up with some woman who may or may not be aware the bigger picture here. I don't think Natan's ego would let him hint or say to a girl he's dating "you're a beard or to keep my cash flow" he's going to want to sell it as true love and shit.

 

[Bolton Council]

He’s apparently welcoming all genders to try and fuck him too, so that’ll beg interesting. At least he’s admitting to what we have already known about him

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Amazing. You absolutely know he's coming out as Nathfield-gendered in about two weeks.