Erin Lynn Jeffreys / Ana Mardoll - Middle-Aged Wokescold Woman Masquerading as a uwu soft trans boi on Twitter While Working at Lockheed Martin

[Karellen]

Lockheed Martin is trending on Twitter.

 

[lindsayfan]

RIP Bozo, puffin on that enby war criminal pack

maybe anna will commit unalive in roblox and kiwi farms can take credit.


KF frequent flier Courtney Milan had a huge thread defending Mardoll but she just deleted it because she's a coward (and probably because Mardoll asked her to).


There were lots of very funny zingers in that thread, including someone using a Mat Bors comic to defend Mardoll and then Mat Bors himself QTing:


again, too bad Courtney Milan, who by the way sentenced a Latino truck driver to 100 years in prison, deleted her thread, because that was really the go-to place for a few hours. lots of levity like this:


ETA: ok i had a browser-cached version of Courtney's thread, so here it is. really it's very boring-- just a standard infuriating framework of "social justice" that equates to "me and my fancy friends can do whatever's convenient for us 100% of the time."
The fun was the responses and QTs, including the Mardoll stans who were calling everyone who disagreed ableist transphobes

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

six fuggin cats.

Well, I wouldn't hold that against anyone, even a troon. Adopting six kittens in need of a home could never be considered a bad thing as long as the person in question can take care of them.

 

[kaien]

Renowned shitty Twitter bint Bex Gerber also leaped to Ana's defense, but has now gone dark (unfortunately I couldn't screenshot her in time).

 

[Karellen]

Well, I wouldn't hold that against anyone, even a troon. Adopting six kittens in need of a home could never be considered a bad thing as long as the person in question can take care of them.

What’s obnoxious about it is that Erin can clearly afford to take care of them (look how many cat trees are in the Zillow listing) and spend all sorts of money on them but then pulls a “uwu I need money for me and kissmate we’re literally dying ”

 

[kaien]

What’s obnoxious about it is that Erin can clearly afford to take care of them (look how many cat trees are in the Zillow listing) and spend all sorts of money on them but then pulls a “uwu I need money for me and kissmate we’re literally dying ”

Yes. Keep in mind that not only does Ana have her cushy job in the baby-killing business that Daddy hooked up for her, but she nets 633 patrons worth of gibs a month on Patreon (at absolute minimum $1266, probably much more) to tweet and occasionally vanity-press her fanfic.

 

[Karellen]

Yes. Keep in mind that not only does Ana have her cushy job in the baby-killing business that Daddy hooked up for her, but she nets 633 patrons worth of gibs a month on Patreon (at absolute minimum $1266, probably much more) to tweet and occasionally vanity-press her fanfic.

I also forgot that last time she begged for money because “uwu moving is hard and toilet paper gave me a concussion “ and used it to buy new vidya. She had recently posted she wanted to play Elden Ring and if the current brouhaha hadn’t happened I’m sure she would’ve grifted for that.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I also forgot that last time she begged for money because “uwu moving is hard and toilet paper gave me a concussion “ and used it to buy new vidya. She had recently posted she wanted to play Elden Ring and if the current brouhaha hadn’t happened I’m sure she would’ve grifted for that.

Toilet paper gave her a concussion? What is her skull made out of, tissue paper?

 

[Karellen]

Some more hilarious twitter reactions

 

[behindyourightnow]

Thank you all for collecting this amazing milk this fine day!

again, too bad Courtney Milan, who by the way sentenced a Latino truck driver to 100 years in prison, deleted her thread, because that was really the go-to place for a few hours.

No idea who Courtney Milan is, but that's not really fair. Jurors don't decide sentencing, they decide whether someone is guilty or not. It sounds like a few of the jurors were horrified by the sentence, not just Courtney.

lots of levity like this:
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To be fair, the guy in the picture could be a 25-year-old transman on testosterone.

Saving the best for last:
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Who could this mysterious benefactor possibly be?
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ONE. DECENT. PERSON.

I hate saying this about Gretchen of all people, but he makes a good point. These people love being wokescold warriors right up until the moment any one of them has to make a difficult choice or experience any genuine discomfort, at which point they will engage the full power of their wordcel brains and college educations to construct complex arguments proving that working for Lockheed Martin is good actually.

It's all just white-lady performance aimed at keeping the privileged and powerful exactly where they are.

 

[lindsayfan]

Toilet paper gave her a concussion? What is her skull made out of, tissue paper?

it was only a smol concussion from getting beaned ;-;

Jurors don't decide sentencing, they decide whether someone is guilty or not. It sounds like a few of the jurors were horrified by the sentence, not just Courtney.

not to veer off-topic but courtney was literally a law clerk for a supreme court justice, she has no excuse for not knowing what the sentencing guidelines were.

 

[JY's Tampon]

All those visiting after seeing the farms from the Tweets:
Ana’s info has been up for nearly 6 years. Today’s shit storm was created yesterday from this post and Medium article. She’s pissed off a lot of people(with a term that I learned from Twitter just today) with her wokescolding and it has really ramped up over the past 2 weeks. First, with the Tylenol stuff and then the, writers can’t read thing. She then screenshot a number of the offending Tweets and shared them with her over 50k followers and let them do as they may.

 

[kaien]

She’s pissed off a lot of people(with a term that I learned from Twitter just today) with her wokescolding and it has really ramped up over the past 2 weeks. First, with the Tylenol stuff and then the, writers can’t read thing. She then screenshot a number of the offending Tweets and shared them with her over 50k followers and let them do as they may.

Yeah, this is one of those things where it's not necessarily the Lockheed deal in and of itself, I think. A whole lot of people have just been sick of her shit for a very long time, and they finally got an opening to stick the shiv in. Ana actually predates Twitter -- she goes back to the Shakesville comment section, which was pretty much the original gladiator academy for crybullies -- and she's never been any less annoying.

 

[Whetherwon]

Spoiler

Grabbed a couple screenshots before she deleted her account. I wish I had caught the rest of the pink haired lady's response because it was really funny.

Pink hair was also defending Ana on her own account...

Spoiler: It's not her fault, she's MARGINALIZED!

This is my first time posting images and I'm phone posting, sorry if I'm doing it wrong.

 

[lindsayfan]

Grabbed a couple screenshots before she deleted her account. I wish I had caught the rest of the pink haired lady's response because it was really funny.

This is my first time posting images and I'm phone posting, sorry if I'm doing it wrong.

damn, great work snagging those. this whole meltdown has been glorious.

wish we could get a thread poll on how long mardoll stays deleted. i'd say no more than a few weeks, a month max --unless there's a mardoll priv account out there, i can't imagine someone so twitter-addicted being able to survive without venting on the bird app about the stresses of the move.

 

[Mellorine]

Kissmate doesn't tweet much, but when she does, it's at https://twitter.com/VespertilioGem (archive; I also scrolled to the bottom and they've deleted everything posted prior to a month or so ago.) Here's a shitty live-watch of Curse of Chuckie they did with Ana archived by ThreadReader (archive).

No idea if it's the same "PredatoryDeception" that has an AO3 bookmarks list full of Magical Boy non-con (archive, page 2 archive), but feels likely.

Same for a tumblr account that mostly reblogs (archive), but includes Narnia shit. May have once been "https://calamaricupcake-blog.tumblr.com".

Reddit account under that name discussing asexuality (archive).

A YouTube (archive) that offers the username "Inufreak3000." FlightRising account (archive) confirms it's her. DeviantArt (archive). Gaia (archive). Minecraft (archive.)

I'm not clear which one of them runs https://twitter.com/KissmateKittens, possibly both. Originally it was "Divorce Kittens" as Ana adopted four cats in the wake of her second husband handing her divorce papers on her birthday and "abandoning" a $400,000 house to her.

 

[Dyn]

Even I'd have ethical qualms about working for Lockheed Martin.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I love when the mob gets permission to turn on one of their own who has been constantly shitty. I sleep so soundly to the many screams of "NOOOO IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK THIS WAY!"

The dude who made that comic going out of his way to not object to the usage but to object to it being used to defend Ana Mardoll specifically because of her past behavior is amazing.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I didn’t know anything about Ana until earlier today when all of the other trannies started shrieking for his head as a war criminal and ganged up on him until he left Twitter.

The fact this happened due to information gleaned from a Kiwifarms doxing, the site they claim makes you a fascist if you even dare to peek, is perhaps the most hilarious thing I have seen all month.

 

[behindyourightnow]

It shouldn't surprise me by now, but I am still shocked at how quickly and eagerly this crowd turns on one of their own as soon as they sense the tide is turning and that the person is no longer accepted as one of the ingroup. At first there were a bunch of Ana defenders, but as soon as Lockheed Martin started trending and more prominent people started to tweet about it, they all fell like dominos and deleted or went silent.

I love when the mob gets permission to turn on one of their own who has been constantly shitty. I sleep so soundly to the many screams of "NOOOO IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK THIS WAY!"

The dude who made that comic going out of his way to not object to the usage but to object to it being used to defend Ana Mardoll specifically because of her past behavior is amazing.

Proof that none of these Twitter activists can stand each other and are just waiting for the moment that they can finally release all their bottled-up scorn. At least KiwiFarmers are honest from the beginning.