🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE RALPHAMALE, CANCERMAN ON SUICIDE WATCH!

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As requested by @Punished Brent, in sneedchat: the archive of, in my opinion, the best stream to collect stills of Ralph, the "Octopus Stream."
Link
A sample of the still-plentiful stills/freeze-frames of the stream:
Have fun collecting Ralphs, and remember to ALWAYS archive Ralph eating!
That last one looks like he experienced a sudden blast of existential dread, realizing what it is, in fact, that he has become. Or a heart episode, whatever.
 
Ralph's snipe of Jim's stream was very boring. No real hollering, just Ralph & Bibble repeating the same old talking points about Jim being old/mad/unfunny/washed-up. They also liked saying everything was fake: fake news, fake cancer, fake viewcount, fake SWAT, etc.

Ralph coping about how he's supposedly better than Gator:
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Ralph kneeling to Lord Gator (obviously sarcasm):
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Rozy makes a surprise appearance on stream, and almost immediately starts to cry when Ralph holds her:
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Ralph was sipping a mysterious liquid from a red solo cup the entire stream, especially whenever he was clearly seething on the inside:
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Delusional Bibble takes credit for Jim supposedly not having as many viewers as usual during his previous month's stream. Bibble claims that the swatting last month was called in by Jim himself for views.
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Ralph gives some incredibly weak cope for why he backed out of going to the Aquarium to get @Alinktothefacts fired, even though he swore on his mother's grave that he would do it... You see, Sandra was cremated and doesn't have a grave, so Ralph isn't actually obligated to do anything. :smug:
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Jim was swatted twice more this stream (or at least attempts were made), and Bibble again claims that Jim is calling them in for views.
Btw, Ralph & Bibble were trying to say early on that Jim wasn't going to break 10k viewers, but when he did, they switched to claiming that he was using viewbots... or he was swatting himself for more viewers... or even if the viewers were real, it was shameful that it took Jim an hour before he broke 10k. They kept bouncing back and forth, clearly seething and grasping for any reason to claim that Jim is losing his audience. Just embarrassing.
Also in this clip: Ralph mentions how the "preemptive community service" he's doing is brilliant and will totally get him off the hook for reckless driving. You'll see, ayylawgs!
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Ralph gets eviscerated (again) by his Internet Daddy:
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Ralph makes a margarita. He pauses in the middle of the process because of ā€¼ļøBREAKING NEWSā€¼ļø ... Jim stuttered during his superchat segment! wow
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Ralph is planning some kind of wrestling event IRL:
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You can just see the daddy issues being piled on and unfolding here, this is how porn stars are crafted when greasy antisemitic stereotype sleze balls are her norm
As requested by @Punished Brent, in sneedchat: the archive of, in my opinion, the best stream to collect stills of Ralph, the "Octopus Stream."
Link
A sample of the still-plentiful stills/freeze-frames of the stream:
Have fun collecting Ralphs, and remember to ALWAYS archive Ralph eating!
I never noticed that ralph had motherfucking Shrek ears
 
Look at the disdain on her face. It's like she got a whiff of the Ralphamale and it smells like used tampons.
She’s by far my favorite person in this whole fucked up situation. Ralph thinks she won’t remember this time of chaos and conflict so it won’t hurt her. But subjecting that baby to a home infested with a Ralphamale is sending her poor little stress hormones into overdrive. The cortisone levels never quite return to normal after early trauma. I wish he’d fuck off more so she wouldn’t have to be around him at all, ever.
 
Babies are scared of anything you put on your face, especially familiar faces. Ill give gunt this as nothing because babies cry at parents wearing facemasks, sunglasses and stuff like that.

....then again, if the ragepig raged only online and kept the raging on real life to a minimum, his orbital bone would be intact.
He doesn’t even know how to fucking hold his own six-month-old child and when she started crying, he blasted her in the face with tampon breath and in her ears with the dolphin laugh. He’s nowhere near being an adequate father who’s forming a bond of love and trust with his daughter. He’s basically a non-entity for most of her life so far, but when he’s around he’s affecting her negatively. He should fuck off for good since he won’t even try to be a good dad.
 
Babies are scared of anything you put on your face, especially familiar faces. Ill give gunt this as nothing because babies cry at parents wearing facemasks, sunglasses and stuff like that.

....then again, if the ragepig raged only online and kept the raging on real life to a minimum, his orbital bone would be intact.
Rozy essentially only sees two people in her life, and one of them has been present for half that time at most. This is how coalburners are made.
 
He doesn’t even know how to fucking hold his own six-month-old child and when she started crying, he blasted her in the face with tampon breath and in her ears with the dolphin laugh. He’s nowhere near being an adequate father who’s forming a bond of love and trust with his daughter. He’s basically a non-entity for most of her life so far, but when he’s around he’s affecting her negatively. He should fuck off for good since he won’t even try to be a good dad.
Gunt loves his own kid so much that he routinely takes leaves of absence in order to hang-out with degenerates/Fed informants, get drunk/high, and snag up the occasional prostitute in-between bouts of seething on Twitter with the Farms in the next browser tab. Father of the Year, right next to good ol’ Ronnie.
 
I don't if this was already uploaded. If was, sorry.
Look how silent Ralph in this.

He looks so sad. It's interesting how situations where he looks ridiculous, makes he feel more distress than situations where he accused of being a awful person. He prefers way more being a villain, than being the butt of any joke. The bullying that he suffered in high school was probably legendary.
 
I don't if this was already uploaded. If was, sorry.
Look how silent Ralph in this.
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He looks so sad. It's interesting how situations where he looks ridiculous, makes he feel more distress than situations where he accused of being a awful person. He prefers way more being a villain, than being the butt of any joke. The bullying that he suffered in high school was probably legendary.
Yeah, no cope just dead silence.

Nobody likes you gunt.
 
I don't if this was already uploaded. If was, sorry.
Look how silent Ralph in this.
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He looks so sad. It's interesting how situations where he looks ridiculous, makes he feel more distress than situations where he accused of being a awful person. He prefers way more being a villain, than being the butt of any joke. The bullying that he suffered in high school was probably legendary.
He wasn’t bullied in High School, because he dropped out of JR HIGH. Ralph was bullied so badly he never even made it to High School.

BTW I’m 100%, he dropped out at 15 while in Jr High School.
 
He wasn’t bullied in High School, because he dropped out of JR HIGH. Ralph was bullied so badly he never even made it to High School.
I start to feel sorry for Ralph when I think about him being nearly 40 years old and still mentally and emotionally fighting the bullies he hasn’t seen for over 20 years. They’ve been living rent-free in his head longer than anyone besides Ronnie.
 
He doesn’t even know how to fucking hold his own six-month-old child and when she started crying, he blasted her in the face with tampon breath and in her ears with the dolphin laugh. He’s nowhere near being an adequate father who’s forming a bond of love and trust with his daughter. He’s basically a non-entity for most of her life so far, but when he’s around he’s affecting her negatively. He should fuck off for good since he won’t even try to be a good dad.
Don't forget he'd been smoking cigars in there shortly before his poor unfortunate child came in.
 
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