Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

Seems to be her old "peanut butter and sauersprout sushi" recipe, it's on her blog.

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You'd have to pay me to go anywhere near these.
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^Her emote abuse in that post is almost identical to the reaction I have whenever I see her recipes... except my tearful laughter is less amused and more despairing and hollow.
 

What's supposedly on these plates: Chunky tomato stew, #raw vegetables, flax biscuits/black bean hummus, melon, Miracle Noodles mac and cheese (she does realize those are supposed to be for Asian dishes, right?), a vegan wrap with coleslaw/tofu/mustard, popcorn, and homemade pretzels with baby gherkins and cheese sauce.

What I see: I can't even tell what the hell is supposed to be the stew, frozen chicken nuggets, regurgitated chicken noodle soup, a flattened football with the icing of a storebrand Pop-Tart shit on it, and powdered intestines with what looks more like soup then cheese sauce.
 
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This is repulsive. And the picture of it is gross. It's horribly wrapped. Not that I could do better, but I'm not taking pictures of this gross shit and putting them on the Internet.

I didn't know how to wrap burritos, but after a 1 minute tutorial on Youtube, I learned how to wrap them like a literal professional restaurant (no lie). I didn't know how to tie a tie, I learned it in three minutes.

Seriously, this chick is so lazy she won't Yotuube how to do basic things. Seriously, if she'd take one bit of advice out of her Bible, it would be this.
"A fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man learns from the mistakes of others."

AKA - Observe before you do. If you're going into any field, study it. Learn about others and what they've done. Even if it's as simple as wrapping sushi.
 

What's supposedly on these plates: Chunky tomato stew, #raw vegetables, flax biscuits/black bean hummus, melon, Miracle Noodles mac and cheese (she does realize those are supposed to be for Asian dishes, right?), a vegan wrap with coleslaw/tofu/mustard, popcorn, and homemade pretzels with baby gherkins and cheese sauce.

What I see: I can't even tell what the hell is supposed to be the stew, frozen chicken nuggets, regurgitated chicken noodle soup, a flattened football with the icing of a storebrand Pop-Tart shit on it, and powdered intestines with what looks more like soup then cheese sauce.
Wow, aside from the fossilized turds scattered here and there, this might be her most edible-looking meal yet.
 
Peanut butter and cinnamon are very strong flavors, so she's able to use minuscule amounts to create a near zero calorie dish that still has flavor at least in theory.

She's probably not using real peanut butter but this peanut butter powder stuff, or else the horribly reviewed Walden Farms fake peanut butter with zero calories and zero any kind of nutrition.
 
I didn't know how to wrap burritos, but after a 1 minute tutorial on Youtube, I learned how to wrap them like a literal professional restaurant (no lie). I didn't know how to tie a tie, I learned it in three minutes.

Seriously, this chick is so lazy she won't Yotuube how to do basic things. Seriously, if she'd take one bit of advice out of her Bible, it would be this.
"A fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man learns from the mistakes of others."

AKA - Observe before you do. If you're going into any field, study it. Learn about others and what they've done. Even if it's as simple as wrapping sushi.
Still got that video? Cause im an inept motherfucker.

Also its not sushi if it doesnt have rice in it
 
Seems to be her old "peanut butter and sauersprout sushi" recipe, it's on her blog.


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You'd have to pay me to go anywhere near these.
I take it she isn't aware that the single qualifier for something to be sushi is the presence of vinegared rice, something she will refuse outright to eat?
 
I showed the sushi to my boyfriend and he actually got offended.
There's already vegan sushi so I have no idea why anyone would do this but I'm new to this cow so whatever.
Also I like how she insists on using chopsticks for one of the few things that can accurately be labeled cultural appropriation when it's perfectly acceptable to eat sushi with your hands
 

What's supposedly on these plates: Chunky tomato stew, #raw vegetables, flax biscuits/black bean hummus, melon, Miracle Noodles mac and cheese (she does realize those are supposed to be for Asian dishes, right?), a vegan wrap with coleslaw/tofu/mustard, popcorn, and homemade pretzels with baby gherkins and cheese sauce.

What I see: I can't even tell what the hell is supposed to be the stew, frozen chicken nuggets, regurgitated chicken noodle soup, a flattened football with the icing of a storebrand Pop-Tart shit on it, and powdered intestines with what looks more like soup then cheese sauce.
The 'pretzels' on the far right look like they're still raw.
She does know what happened when you eat dough raw, right?
 
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