What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

I think the modern world may naturally gravitate towards people turning into cyborgs - no secret cabal needed either. For example, there seems to be the gaslighting in modern urban "society" that sex differences are inherently "sexist", as well as trying to grift people into thinking a lack of "gender" differences is "diversity" somehow.
 
- Health and Human Services has a lot more power than most people think.
- It manipulates entertainment media and academic ideology to make sure nobody questions their existence and mandate.
- They're one of the reasons Geek Culture is as big as it is.
- They use geek culture to both contain and cultivate social rejects.
- IOW dependents who can also produce economically, perfect worker ants.
- And to create general acceptance of the same.
- Most vitally, it does everything it can to keep funding flowing.
- It justifies public funding for Welfare by inventing reasons to keep giving money to the permanent underclass.
- If that doesn't work, its agents spark riots to keep funding going.
- On some level, they have an almost messianic belief in their power and duty to keep the USA unified culturally and genetically.
- Promoting race mixing is a huge part of this.
- It cultivates a general level of mediocrity to make sure nobody uncovers the conspiracy or tries to break their power.
- They talk with (mostly lead) all the agencies.
- In a lot of ways they are basically the most powerful domestic-facing agency.
 
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I remember how, in the US, during the BLM/Antifa riots there were also reports of lasers from the sky causing forest fires in the western states, but anyone talking about it was called crazy.



The second half of the article gets interesting. Were they testing something two years ago and didn't want anyone noticing?
 
Quantum Immortality.

So, here's the deal. People die. You know that already. You on the other hand, don't. Well actually, you do, but to you, you don't. You might recognize this as a basic quantum concept: Schrodinger's Cat. Only the cat can truly know whether it's alive or dead, and for outside observers to know for sure they must remove the box.

There are far too many stories with consistent hallmarks/tropes (i.e. the time slow down/"jump back") for this to be a co-ordinated LARP. r/GlitchInTheMatrix (can't remember if it's the one with underscores or not) has hundreds of stories which follow the same basic pattern. Below is a four-stage guide demonstrating how Quantum Immortality works and how to react accordingly.

Stage 1: Death
During the first stage your body and emotions will undergo the worst trauma they have endured in their life. You will feel dead, and you will know you are dead even though you shouldn't be able to. You shouldn't perceive any injuries since your central nervous system has undergone what many in computing would consider a stack overflow, that is to say pain is being sent to it, but it isn't being received.

Stage 2: Object Distortion
Whatever happened to you, you will not perceive it as you should. If you're involved in a traffic accident, you won't feel the vehicle or wall crush you to death. Instead you'll just go through it, as it seems your body has already released its grip on life, and is only relaying you visual stimuli that would make sense. Again, like computing, imagine playing an online game with extremely high ping. Stuff will move around you free of collision. Some people have reported OOBEs (i.e. seeing their dead body in front of them).

Stage 3: Time Distortion
Once dead, time cannot physically progress since it can no longer be perceived by your carcass. However, time is infinite, and it absolutely must continue, so a "compromise" is reached. A few seconds after your apparent death, you will sense time changing speed, with many reporting a slow down before a stop, and either a rewind or a skip to a couple of minutes prior, and you get a "second attempt" at whatever it was caused your doom. This can happen more than once; a story on reddit had an OP who continually got shot by a mugger until he eventually overpowered him, whereas another saw their own coworker fall from a ladder and crack their head open multiple times until they were able to do something which stopped it (for some reason, that particular instance affected the main witness, which is the only instance of QI-by-proxy I've ever seen).

Stage 4: Life
With the QI Event drawing to its conclusion, there is not much else for you to do but suck it up and continue with your life. Yes, you are dead in the world you once knew, but crucially you are alive in many others, including the one you're in now. This also proves that alternate universes/timelines are a thing, and you've probably gone through several unknowingly.
 
I remember when QAnon first happened, and they said the world was run by Satanic pedophiles. I dismissed it at the time. But as I've been researching the far left, things like the abolition of Christianity and the promotion of Satanism keep popping up.

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I think the modern world may naturally gravitate towards people turning into cyborgs - no secret cabal needed either. For example, there seems to be the gaslighting in modern urban "society" that sex differences are inherently "sexist", as well as trying to grift people into thinking a lack of "gender" differences is "diversity" somehow.
That's not natural, and only autists believe that honestly.
 
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Quantum Immortality.
Effectively just abbreviated reincarnation? Or would a legit reincarnation event happen if you managed to make it til old age and croaked "naturally"?
Satanic pedophiles
I believe there's another thread in this board which goes into great detail about that matter, in case you're looking for a lot more information. Off the top of my head, I'd recommend (if one can really do so with such a horrifying topic) MouthyBuddha's initial pedogate video if you don't want to sleep tonight. You know, it's funny..I swore he had a mini series of these (not his "part II" videos) dating back years and years ago now, but I can't seem to find them anymore.

Sometimes, knowledge gained is not worth the toll it can take on the mind. Careful with this shit.
 
Quantum Immortality.
Hopefully that kind of cosmic horror doesn't happen. If there's no immortal soul and consciousness is just an emergent property of brain activity, then somehow, something would have to magically jump through spacetime to find the brain again. Also from a quantum mechanics perspective, death is naturally not a binary state, but gradual.
 
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I've said this before but at this point, I think "globohomo" is going to abandon Woke in the next few years and just become globotrad to keep their agenda on track.

China is no longer the golden parachute our leaders thought it was back in the "Project for a New American Century" days. Xi Jinping is a deluded Mao wannabe who has zero interest playing ball with the West any longer in the long term and Taiwan's continued existence is too integral to Big Tech.

Meanwhile, the Woke train is finally showing signs of disrepair, even with the true believers in the lower and middle ranks (thanks, academia!) but they are still dead set on a Great Reset, even if they have to make changes to achieve their neo-feudal dreams.

They're still gonna milk Woke for all its worth but I honestly think the big shots have already begun promoting (and subtly co-opting) social conservatism, traditionalism, and "Christian Nationalism" for their own ulterior motives as a backup plan in case Woke ends up being too much of a liability.

Or more accurately, they're seeing which way the wind is blowing and are infiltrating the opposition and taking it over like they did with Occupy Wall Street. Meanwhile, the media and all the other parts of the Establishment denounce the opposition until it either gets coopted or destroyed, just like with Occupy.

TPTB already successfully co-opted the far left, making them useful idiots and unwitting pawns. The uppermost ranks don't truly buy into Woke and things like ESG scores are merely tools to use as both a means of control and for optics.

They'll at least try to co-opt them, and the rise of traditionalists here and elsewhere online is eerily reminiscent of the SJW's back in the early 2010's.

We'll go from deranged wokesters and AnComs trying to LARP as the bad guys in a Chick Tract just so they can spite Mom and Dad to deranged trads and paleocons wanting to actually make the inane "IRL Handmaid's Tale" ramblings of Twitter a reality solely so they can own da libs.

Either way, our corporate overlords will get more powerful.
Disagree, for two reasons:
First, it's way harder for a materialist system to co-opt idealist ideology. How does one commercialize and sell asceticism and austerity? (Note that not all present day counter cultures are like that. This segues into my second point)

Second: the powers that be are not a monolithic, homogeneous block. It's an alliance of all sorts of larger and smaller, weaker and stronger, more ideological and more pragmatic groups. While some might see the turn to a more conservative view as necessary, others will resist it with all their ability. E.g. tenured professors in modern Anglo american academia. Or the entire outrage industry. The troon-pharma industrial complex. They'd all resist it because they will lose a lot if such a turn happens.

Third: tptb have been at this ever since pretty much forever, but a good periodization is from the founding of UNESCO until now. UNESCO was founded as a cosmopolitan, world citizen, globohomo org. I won't go into it too deeply. The point I want to make is that the progressives have been working towards this for the last seventy years and they did this pretty much unopposed. The only real form of opposition I can think off is de Gaulle's spergout about France in NATO. Every other "nationalist" politician has been pretty much useless at stopping the march of globohomo
 
Effectively just abbreviated reincarnation? Or would a legit reincarnation event happen if you managed to make it til old age and croaked "naturally"?

I believe there's another thread in this board which goes into great detail about that matter, in case you're looking for a lot more information. Off the top of my head, I'd recommend (if one can really do so with such a horrifying topic) MouthyBuddha's initial pedogate video if you don't want to sleep tonight. You know, it's funny..I swore he had a mini series of these (not his "part II" videos) dating back years and years ago now, but I can't seem to find them anymore.

Sometimes, knowledge gained is not worth the toll it can take on the mind. Careful with this shit.
Cheers, thats an interesting video. Also, thanks, now I want to tear my fucking eyes out, and my soul feels like its on fire.

Fucking hell, this is dreadful.
 
Every major secret society, IE Freemasons, Shriners, Elks, etc., is either a Satanic cult, a pedo cult, or both, and exudes inordinate influence over local, national, and at times global affairs. A lot of lower-ranking members may not even be aware of it.
This is a conspiracy? I'm pretty sure this is just a open secret.
 
This one's probably been dropped in the thread several times before, but the widespread use of FBI honeypots and entrapment to create domestic terrorists and mass shooters. The US government sanctioning killings of their own people. I'm pretty sure there's evidence of this actually happening too (the recent rulings about the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping case come to mind) so I don't know how much of a conspiracy theory it is.

Why is this happening? I don't have a single clue, but I'd guess for fearmongering and making the public feel unsafe from each other, thus making everyone more comfortable with authoritarian policies for their own protection.
 
Here's an obscure one: mandatory fences between roads and sidewalks in Russia are lobbied by Russian metallurgists.
JFC I fucking hate this shit, they rot and look like shit in 2-3 years and are being replaced very often, it's like a fucking subscription service for every local authority at this point.
 

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Here's an obscure one: mandatory fences between roads and sidewalks in Russia are lobbied by Russian metallurgists.
JFC I fucking hate this shit, they rot and look like shit in 2-3 years and are being replaced very often, it's like a fucking subscription service for every local authority at this point.

Lol that sounds like some British nanny state stuff but it's the Russians.... *gut laughs*

(I get that it's a hustle though)
 
Quantum Immortality.

So, here's the deal. People die. You know that already. You on the other hand, don't. Well actually, you do, but to you, you don't. You might recognize this as a basic quantum concept: Schrodinger's Cat. Only the cat can truly know whether it's alive or dead, and for outside observers to know for sure they must remove the box.

There are far too many stories with consistent hallmarks/tropes (i.e. the time slow down/"jump back") for this to be a co-ordinated LARP. r/GlitchInTheMatrix (can't remember if it's the one with underscores or not) has hundreds of stories which follow the same basic pattern. Below is a four-stage guide demonstrating how Quantum Immortality works and how to react accordingly.

Stage 1: Death
During the first stage your body and emotions will undergo the worst trauma they have endured in their life. You will feel dead, and you will know you are dead even though you shouldn't be able to. You shouldn't perceive any injuries since your central nervous system has undergone what many in computing would consider a stack overflow, that is to say pain is being sent to it, but it isn't being received.

Stage 2: Object Distortion
Whatever happened to you, you will not perceive it as you should. If you're involved in a traffic accident, you won't feel the vehicle or wall crush you to death. Instead you'll just go through it, as it seems your body has already released its grip on life, and is only relaying you visual stimuli that would make sense. Again, like computing, imagine playing an online game with extremely high ping. Stuff will move around you free of collision. Some people have reported OOBEs (i.e. seeing their dead body in front of them).

Stage 3: Time Distortion
Once dead, time cannot physically progress since it can no longer be perceived by your carcass. However, time is infinite, and it absolutely must continue, so a "compromise" is reached. A few seconds after your apparent death, you will sense time changing speed, with many reporting a slow down before a stop, and either a rewind or a skip to a couple of minutes prior, and you get a "second attempt" at whatever it was caused your doom. This can happen more than once; a story on reddit had an OP who continually got shot by a mugger until he eventually overpowered him, whereas another saw their own coworker fall from a ladder and crack their head open multiple times until they were able to do something which stopped it (for some reason, that particular instance affected the main witness, which is the only instance of QI-by-proxy I've ever seen).

Stage 4: Life
With the QI Event drawing to its conclusion, there is not much else for you to do but suck it up and continue with your life. Yes, you are dead in the world you once knew, but crucially you are alive in many others, including the one you're in now. This also proves that alternate universes/timelines are a thing, and you've probably gone through several unknowingly.
Not really how quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Cat, or the many worlds interpretation work.
 
I honestly think that the Roe v Wade decision along with a lot of the decisions from SCOTUS lately is a mix of conservative justices being pissed at Biden and also a way for our corporate overlords to run a shit test of sorts.

The court's actions are genuine and organic but the bigwigs are also going to make use of it as an opportunity to explore certain specific options. As the old saying goes, never let a crisis go to waste...

RvW getting repealed is the kind of thing that TPTB can use as the shit test for both the Woke and the Trads.

Short-term, it's being used to rile up the progressives and can also be used to see if the Woke Left is still the most useful for their plans. If the Woke fail the shit-test and electoral fortification efforts end in failure in 2022, then we go into the long-term aspects of this theory.

Long-term, it can provide groundwork for TPTB to ditch the Woke and co-opt the trads and the media campaign will be a total 180 like we saw with the Iraq War.

You'll still own nothing and be happy but instead of being a serf that owns nothing to fight climate change, you'll be a serf and you'll own nothing to prevent "degeneracy" and avoid being a "consoomer"

The bigwigs only care about the "globo" part of "globohomo" and all else that comes after is just a means to an end for their neo-feudal ambitions. If they think they'll get better mileage out of "globotrad" if Woke can't cut it anymore, then they'll shift gears and do another full 180 like they did on so many other issues.

On a semi-related tangent, while there is definitely a heavy Catholic undercurrent to the internet trads and the dissident right/alt-right in general these days, I think TPTB in America will back the far more austere and morally authoritarian Protestant form of traditionalism in the long run.

For one, there's the precedent of the alliance between the neocons and Evangelical fundies that was dominant in the GOP from the 80's to the mid-2000's. While the fundie-neocon alliance of the Reagan and Bush years was decentralized as fuck and weak as fuck unless you had the misfortune of living in the South, it was useful for TPTB for several decades.

Second of all, the Puritan mindset is far more amenable for a Great Reset style of neo-feudalism than Catholicism and since it lacks the central authority of the Papacy or the cardinals and archbishops, it's easier to co-opt for the myriad ulterior agendas of BlackRock and the WEF AND it's a lot more "No Fun Allowed" (for lack of a better word) in its mindset, which can be far more useful for our elites as well.

That whole Calvinist mindset of the so-called "Protestant Work Ethic" and the Calvinist/Puritan views of morality will also make for forging better worker serfs AND for better singling out any wrong-thinkers and dissidents.

I would not be surprised if in 2030, we'll see the A&N types (for lack of a better word) begging for the Woke to come back and edgelord Gen Alpha kids saying "The SJW's dindu nuffin and were right the whole time" just like we currently have Zoomer edgelords saying the same thing about the Religious Right.

Right now they'll keep milking Woke for all they can in the short-term and continue with their demolition of the American economy but I think you're gonna see the next five years shift from Woke to Traditionalism.
 
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