Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Rewire Tea]

The fact that Polissa "I made my disabled dog wait half a week for to be euthanized over an ear infection as I stuffed my face with Memorial Day barbecue at a neighbor's house" Campbell retweeted this made my blood boil.

Mine too .

Spoiler: Pet owner sperging

I just lost a cat to cancer a month ago (she passed before her appointment) and have been in the position twice where we thought we'd have to put my dog to sleep: what we thought were the early signs of bloat and what might have been cancer around his spleen. He didn't have bloat/twisted stomach/Gastric dilatation-volvulus and doesn't have cancer, thankfully.

He doesn't wait for vet care, ever. Never mind for me to go to a fucking barbeque. Maxed out a credit card for him once, will probably do it again.

Pets are dependent on us, and they can't tell us what's wrong, so you have to act on their behalf. Have I paid my vet's exam fee a couple of times for something that turned out to be nothing? Yeah. Worth it though.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I love how when some of her items on her list get bought she immediately adds more claiming she really needs them.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I love how when some of her items on her list get bought she immediately adds more claiming she really needs them.

A functional metaphor for Polissa's entire being and relationship to/with the world.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

..."Zeta socks open toe XXXL 26 inch wide calf plus size..."

Her calves are bigger than an average teenager's waist...

 

[Breadbear]

Mine too .

Spoiler: Pet owner sperging

I just lost a cat to cancer a month ago (she passed before her appointment) and have been in the position twice where we thought we'd have to put my dog to sleep: what we thought were the early signs of bloat and what might have been cancer around his spleen. He didn't have bloat/twisted stomach/Gastric dilatation-volvulus and doesn't have cancer, thankfully.

He doesn't wait for vet care, ever. Never mind for me to go to a fucking barbeque. Maxed out a credit card for him once, will probably do it again.

Pets are dependent on us, and they can't tell us what's wrong, so you have to act on their behalf. Have I paid my vet's exam fee a couple of times for something that turned out to be nothing? Yeah. Worth it though.

Love my vet. I had a cat that had a host of health issues. More than once, I took him in for absolutely nothing, and she didn't have me pay. Had a few free overnight hospitalizations too, because "it's fine, he's just here for observation and I'm here anyway taking care of XYZ animal."
Wound up having to put him down due to cancer... Didn't pay for any exam or care leading up to it, didn't pay for the euthanasia. Only paid for the "disposal," which was outsourced.

Miss the bastard.

 

[HeinzBeanz]

I know this is a PL, but after my hysterectomy the chair pillow is the only thing I wish I had (or a recliner or a TV in my bedroom). Sitting at a 90 degree angle hurt, so I'd prop myself up sitting on the floor with pillows that would eventually slip. But I would have had zero use for anything else on her stupid list.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I know this is a PL, but after my hysterectomy the chair pillow is the only thing I wish I had (or a recliner or a TV in my bedroom). Sitting at a 90 degree angle hurt, so I'd prop myself up sitting on the floor with pillows that would eventually slip. But I would have had zero use for anything else on her stupid list.

I wonder if that’s something she could get her insurance to cover.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I wonder if that’s something she could get her insurance to cover.

If Polissa bitches over paying any co pay on her hysterectomy, I'm gonna be low key MATI. US healthcare rapes you if you're uninsured (and rapes you to a lesser extent if your private insurance sucks). It can be hard finding providers on Medicaid, but the co pays are usually super tiny. There's a reason that so many trannies get the tit or dick chop on Medicaid if they can't score a Starbucks job.

Bruh I'm fucking crying, After spending like two days defending Yang and the Forward Party from people saying valid criticisms about it, Polissa is willing to drop it like a lead weight if Yang isn't promoting UBI



This selfish cunt already gets $1400+ in benefits a month on top of mostly covered healthcare, but muh UBI. Probably for the best that Polly stops voting if this is how she acts. Remember, she voted for Trump but stopped supporting him because her SSDI was reviewed while he was in office. She probably only voted for Biden for something like another stimulus check. Everything is a money grab from the government teat for her.

Oh yeah, and here are bonus e beggars (I know I've seen at least one of these on the E Beggars thread) bitching about muh UBI



And I thought the Patriot Party died fast. Forward Party is already flopping like a fish out of water.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Isn't the point of UBI to just barely keep people alive in the cheapest part of the country? If it existed it may well be less than everything she's getting between all of her different assistance programs.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I was curious about the public transportation options in her area since she's now asking for gas money so that Josh can get to work. The city of Florence and the surrounding area don't have city buses, but they do provide door to door local "dial a ride" services. Fares begin at $3 for a one way trip up to 1.5 miles outside of city limits and pending driver availabilty, the system is usable for trips longer than 10 miles out of town for an additional fee.

Considering the price of gas, the fares are actually pretty reasonable for a service that will pick you up at your door and deliver you to your destination, plus the vans mean you don't have to be crammed into a stinky bus with a bunch of other losers. If 3 dollars is too steep for our duo, social services agencies will provide a free ride pass for low income people or those with disabilities.

There's absolutely no way that clients of the food bank which Polissa recently found just as disappointing as she expected are not provided with AMPLE information about the transit system and how to get a free ride pass. It's not glamorous, but an actual poor person would take advantage instead of making 4 trips every day so that one person can work a minimum wage job. Actually, a truly, desperately poor person would sell the car and buy a bike and two transit passes. Fun? Definitely not, but sometimes you have to do things that suck.

I'm an Amerifag, but I will never understand this country's obsession with car ownership among people who REALLY can't afford it. It's always the ones who have zero business having a car who will absolutely move heaven and Earth to hold on to their gas-guzzling shitpile. People like Polissa and Josh feel they're too good for public transportation.

You know that Popo and Josh don't have insurance, either. One fender bender and she'll have to beg Pulte for help when she gets sued by the other driver.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

sorry if im late and someone else made this joke : (
but everytime she cries about how hungry she is i just think about patrick complaining about how hungry he is in that chocolate episode.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Fun fact: I almost died after my hysterectomy . Spent a few days waddling around with a gigantic tube that drained blood out of my coochie and into a drainage tank that was on an IV pole.

Even so, I was encouraged to walk asap. I was able to go to the bathroom on my own. I spent the whole first night just wandering the corridors as it helped with the pain.

The amount of care supplies polissa needs is hilarious. A hysterectomy is a big surgery but shit, it's not like she's getting a new kidney. At most she should bring a cellphone charger or a book. The hospital provides the rest

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Fun fact: I almost died after my hysterectomy . Spent a few days waddling around with a gigantic tube that drained blood out of my coochie and into a drainage tank that was on an IV pole.

You almost died because you didn't have a colouring book like Polissa

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I bet Polissa didn’t do her taxes even when she wasn’t on SSDI (you’re technically supposed to file a form on disability but most don’t).



What a wasteful pig

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Fun fact: I almost died after my hysterectomy . Spent a few days waddling around with a gigantic tube that drained blood out of my coochie and into a drainage tank that was on an IV pole.

Even so, I was encouraged to walk asap. I was able to go to the bathroom on my own. I spent the whole first night just wandering the corridors as it helped with the pain.

The amount of care supplies polissa needs is hilarious. A hysterectomy is a big surgery but shit, it's not like she's getting a new kidney. At most she should bring a cellphone charger or a book. The hospital provides the rest

Holy shit! That must have been terrifying! Glad you’re good now!

Agreed, she just needs maybe some basic hygiene stuff and her phone with a charge. No new nighties and robes that you could possibly bleed on or soil. Hospital gives you socks, those stretchy mesh underwear and gowns. And really, if you aren’t a total shitbag to the nurses, they probably would even find you a color book and pencils.

 

[formerfatcow]

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I bet Polissa didn’t do her taxes even when she wasn’t on SSDI (you’re technically supposed to file a form on disability but most don’t).

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What a wasteful pig

So the government should provide universal basic income but also should not collect taxes on $1.28 billion dollars. Where are we getting the funding without taxes, Polissa? How are you pro-welfare and anti-tax?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Isn't the point of UBI to just barely keep people alive in the cheapest part of the country? If it existed it may well be less than everything she's getting between all of her different assistance programs.

UBI is supposed to be the bare minimum for people to be able pay their bills and not end up in debt or homeless. You're still expected to work if you want fun money and the what not. Hence "basic income." If we suddenly had UBI then it wouldn't be much different from Polissa whining that she can only afford rent and utilities. That is the point of UBI. She just sees free money and is gimmedat without thinking more than that.

I was curious about the public transportation options in her area since she's now asking for gas money so that Josh can get to work. The city of Florence and the surrounding area don't have city buses, but they do provide door to door local "dial a ride" services. Fares begin at $3 for a one way trip up to 1.5 miles outside of city limits and pending driver availabilty, the system is usable for trips longer than 10 miles out of town for an additional fee.

Considering the price of gas, the fares are actually pretty reasonable for a service that will pick you up at your door and deliver you to your destination, plus the vans mean you don't have to be crammed into a stinky bus with a bunch of other losers. If 3 dollars is too steep for our duo, social services agencies will provide a free ride pass for low income people or those with disabilities.

There's absolutely no way that clients of the food bank which Polissa recently found just as disappointing as she expected are not provided with AMPLE information about the transit system and how to get a free ride pass. It's not glamorous, but an actual poor person would take advantage instead of making 4 trips every day so that one person can work a minimum wage job. Actually, a truly, desperately poor person would sell the car and buy a bike and two transit passes. Fun? Definitely not, but sometimes you have to do things that suck.

I'm an Amerifag, but I will never understand this country's obsession with car ownership among people who REALLY can't afford it. It's always the ones who have zero business having a car who will absolutely move heaven and Earth to hold on to their gas-guzzling shitpile. People like Polissa and Josh feel they're too good for public transportation.

You know that Popo and Josh don't have insurance, either. One fender bender and she'll have to beg Pulte for help when she gets sued by the other driver.

Before Josh got the job they didn't even have a real reason to drive. They barely leave the house as it is. They could've just carpooled with Mom or whatever whenever they had to go to Walmart for supplies.

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sorry if im late and someone else made this joke : (
but everytime she cries about how hungry she is i just think about patrick complaining about how hungry he is in that chocolate episode.

No one has made this joke outright, but I sure think about it a lot with Polissa. If the city of Florence ended up in a Leningrad type situation, she'd probably be killed for food by the starving populace versus having her emaciated corpse being walked past on the street with not so much as a stare.

Holy shit! That must have been terrifying! Glad you’re good now!

Agreed, she just needs maybe some basic hygiene stuff and her phone with a charge. No new nighties and robes that you could possibly bleed on or soil. Hospital gives you socks, those stretchy mesh underwear and gowns. And really, if you aren’t a total shitbag to the nurses, they probably would even find you a color book and pencils.

Most people don't even want to go to the hospital or have surgery. Even if it's something that you need or will improve your quality of life (or save your life, even), people don't want to prepare more than they need to. Most of us may want comfy old clothes to wear when they are discharged and make sure their phone is charged and the pillows are fluffed before they lay on them.

Polly, however? Whooo we going on vacation! She's having the time of her life anticipating this when most women are freaking out about instant menopause or how their sex life will be affected. You just know that all of this shit will get covered in cat crap or be just plain forgotten after the surgery (if it's ever thought of after it arrives at her door).

So the government should provide universal basic income but also should not collect taxes on $1.28 billion dollars. Where are we getting the funding without taxes, Polissa? How are you pro-welfare and anti-tax?
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Her tugboat literally depends on people paying their taxes. I get money taken out of my check every week for social security, and there's a chance I won't ever see it when I'm old enough to retire.

Circling back to UBI, where the hell does she think the money for it is supposed to come from? Is she one of those idiots that thinks that we can just print fuckloads more money without further raping the economy? (Honestly? Probably.)

Spoiler: MATI PL

I'm amazed that she even worked enough to qualify for SSDI. I know someone that got utterly fucked with an inoperable brain tumor while in graduate school. He cannot work whatsoever. His memory is spotty, he has trouble walking around, struggles to talk in coherent sentences, etc. And yet, because he didn't work enough before becoming disabled, he can only get SSI. He'll never be okay so he will never be able to go to work and qualify for SSDI. His mom/caregiver tried getting him food stamps but he was only awarded $16 (the lowest award one can get) because he can't work. Louisiana don't give a shit. Every time a Covid stimulus check was coming, the mom would have to withdraw money from his rep payee account and hide the cash elsewhere because he'd otherwise lose his benefits from exceeding the asset limit. The fact he gets peanuts while Polissa gets so many benefits maxed out and yet wants more and more leaves me low key bitter. He was brilliant before the tumor. He would've done well in his field. Meanwhile Polissa just wants to lay in bed all day and then cries muh fibro to get out of things.

 

[Broken Pussy]

So the government should provide universal basic income but also should not collect taxes on $1.28 billion dollars. Where are we getting the funding without taxes, Polissa? How are you pro-welfare and anti-tax?
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Where does she think the money will come from? How is anyone this stupid?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

This is a great thread! Suggestion for the title - she goes by Danielle more than Polissa so I’d add that in. Josh calls her Danielle exclusively. I wonder if I offered to give her $1000 if she rehomed all the animals to decent homes if she would? I’m tempted to ask her. I mean not really, I won’t contact the cow but seeing her animals live like this makes me super tophattty.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

This is a great thread! Suggestion for the title - she goes by Danielle more than Polissa so I’d add that in. Josh calls her Danielle exclusively. I wonder if I offered to give her $1000 if she rehomed all the animals to decent homes if she would? I’m tempted to ask her. I mean not really, I won’t contact the cow but seeing her animals live like this makes me super tophattty.

She'd take the money and immediately go out and find/steal more. I think the animals provide comfort and unqualified love that she can't get elsewhere.