DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Wow dood what a mature adult life he has.

The funny part is, since he wants to larp like this, is fhet khet and jasper are fucked if he dies right now. What 'mature adult' does that to his 'family' that isn't a piece of shit or had some legit catastrophe happen in their lives?

 

[Lolidaki]

Loser mindset

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

he should get a plastic recorder (flute thing) to replace the broken sound box and play the "royal theme" thing, then we can call him the "Pied Piper of Dents." haha. Just imagine a conga line of wheelchairs following behind him

 

[Corpun]

The funny part is, since he wants to larp like this, is fhet khet and jasper are fucked if he dies right now. What 'mature adult' does that to his 'family' that isn't a piece of shit or had some legit catastrophe happen in their lives?

Is the clip from his San Andreas stream still in existence. Phil's plan for Lhet if he drops dead tomorrow is literally 'I dunno. Guess she will move on and maybe go to a retirement home or something I guess.'

Loving and mature marriage guys.

he should get a plastic recorder (flute thing) to replace the broken sound box and play the "royal theme" thing, then we can call him the "Pied Piper of Dents." haha. Just imagine a conga line of wheelchairs following behind him

I doubt Phil could operate a kazoo, much less a recorder.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I doubt Phil could operate a kazoo, much less a recorder.

I want a DSP tries it : guitar edition

Just the idea alone has me laughing

 

[Iron Hamster]

I doubt Phil could operate a kazoo, much less a recorder.

now you're just trolling. There's DVDs now. Who needs cassette tapes.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

His best fate is unironicslly having a heart attack or stroke and dying on stream, because there is no way he will keep a roof over his head going into his 50s and 60s the rate he's going.

Agreed. Can you imagine how humiliated Phil will be when he's 45-50ish and the snortfort gets foreclosed on? Kat leaves then he has to move to his parents ghetto shitshack in Bridgeport. He'll probably gamble the deed away to that house too for gacha. He's better off dying on stream.

 

[Agent Proper]

Just saw that Logan Paul is going to sign a multiple year, main event contract with WWE. Enjoy the salt when Phil has to beg to get a 6 star Logan Paul.

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

I don't think Jasper is afraid of Phil, quite the opposite. Phil seems uncomfortable and possibly afraid of Jasper. Cat scratches can cause some fairly nasty infections, especially if you live in an unclean place, which Phil invariably does.

Phil would be the type of retard to fear getting infected cat scratches from a declawed cat.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

If the trolls are as evil as Phil claims, why has no one desecrated T Carter's grave? Why is no one stalking and harassing John, Howard, or Leanna? Or robbed mommy and daddy Burnell? Seems like a truly evil person would do these things. Hey. Now that I think about it... in a twisted way Phil does all these things doesn't he?

He keeps the only remaints of T locked in his closet. Brings up John on a monthly basis and still profits off the content he helped phil make. He shakes down his parents weekly. Nah. I'm just turning him toxic. Puzzle piece me.

The thing is, Phil does say trolls do nasty things behind the scenes but no one presses him enough to say what, or they just get banned.

Like what are they doing that's nasty, Phil? Making videos about you? Alright that's totally an exaggeration and fuckin' nothing to what people think of "nasty shit". Like is this happening in public Phil? Of course not, you doordash everything.

Dude still hasn't brought up that old photo of him and Fhat in the car. Yet he can sit here and tell people they do nasty ass things to him to try and ruin his life.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The thing is, Phil does say trolls do nasty things behind the scenes but no one presses him enough to say what,

If someone asks he'll just go back to the "gorilla feces in the mail" story.

 

[Chernabog3000]

6 Star Phil is already turning out to be great. 2 a week "events" by next month. He may actually end up losing the house after all. 400 fucking jpegs. Lol. Scopely the biggest detractor of em all.

Shout out to Phil for being the biggest pussy as always. I don't care what silly pedantics and hoops your jumping through with you "the first this is how you don't play" "the one that started it all" youuu lil rat. So afraid of your own self. Sad af. Mgs2 bullshit. Everybody know MGS3 TIHYDP is what people think of when the think of what started it all. You pretending a multi million view video dosent exist don't change that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Is the clip from his San Andreas stream still in existence. Phil's plan for Lhet if he drops dead tomorrow is literally 'I dunno. Guess she will move on and maybe go to a retirement home or something I guess.'

Loving and mature marriage guys.

I doubt Phil could operate a kazoo, much less a recorder.

Well, he does have experience blowing....money.

 

[Grammatik]

Well, he does have experience blowing....money.

Unfortunately, not blowing John Rambo. So he does what he can to compensate.

 Edit: Did someone talked about The Decepticron documentary in 3 parts (so far) ?

 

[LolCowCentral]

I have a real question. There have been tons of Doxxes. His dents... His WWEC guild mates....heck, even his neighbors.

Who tf is actually calling or emailing these people? Who is calling their families and work places?

It's hard to imagine anyone here would actually reach out to these random people about Phil but at the same time I also wouldn't put it past them so I guess this is two parts.

1) Who really is making these calls and sending the emails?

2) How did that call go and how did those people react ?

I can definitely see wings trolls doing that shit but DSPs trolls are certainly way more tame than them.

I'm genuinely curious because DSP seems to think we do this but I haven't seen one post outside of one dude fucking kat's sister for some food and weed which isn't the same anyway since she doxxed her van herself and invites people to swing by.

 

[Grammatik]

[...] invites people to swing by.

"And support if they can" ?

 

[Watamelon]

I have a real question. There have been tons of Doxxes. His dents... His WWEC guild mates....heck, even his neighbors.

Who tf is actually calling or emailing these people? Who is calling their families and work places?

It's hard to imagine anyone here would actually reach out to these random people about Phil but at the same time I also wouldn't put it past them so I guess this is two parts.

1) Who really is making these calls and sending the emails?

2) How did that call go and how did those people react ?

I can definitely see wings trolls doing that shit but DSPs trolls are certainly way more tame than them.

I'm genuinely curious because DSP seems to think we do this but I haven't seen one post outside of one dude fucking kat's sister for some food and weed which isn't the same anyway since she doxxed her van herself and invites people to swing by.

No one is doing anything.

DSP's detractors for the most part just poke fun at him and make videos. At most you have people doxing his wheelchairs and WWE guildmates. He once got mailed a cardboard dick and that's pretty much it.

He's lucky there's basically this agreement of not fucking with him (and please, don't start another 10 page spedfight about this) so he doesn't have people actually trolling him like Ethan Ralph, LTG or Wings have. Phil has the same trolls as Keffals, people who point at him, laugh, dox retards and archive.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I have a real question. There have been tons of Doxxes. His dents... His WWEC guild mates....heck, even his neighbors.

Who tf is actually calling or emailing these people? Who is calling their families and work places?

It's hard to imagine anyone here would actually reach out to these random people about Phil but at the same time I also wouldn't put it past them so I guess this is two parts.

1) Who really is making these calls and sending the emails?

2) How did that call go and how did those people react ?

I can definitely see wings trolls doing that shit but DSPs trolls are certainly way more tame than them.

I'm genuinely curious because DSP seems to think we do this but I haven't seen one post outside of one dude fucking kat's sister for some food and weed which isn't the same anyway since she doxxed her van herself and invites people to swing by.

No one. He is the King of Faux Victimization.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I have a real question. There have been tons of Doxxes. His dents... His WWEC guild mates....heck, even his neighbors.

Who tf is actually calling or emailing these people? Who is calling their families and work places?

It's hard to imagine anyone here would actually reach out to these random people about Phil but at the same time I also wouldn't put it past them so I guess this is two parts.

1) Who really is making these calls and sending the emails?

2) How did that call go and how did those people react ?

I can definitely see wings trolls doing that shit but DSPs trolls are certainly way more tame than them.

I'm genuinely curious because DSP seems to think we do this but I haven't seen one post outside of one dude fucking kat's sister for some food and weed which isn't the same anyway since she doxxed her van herself and invites people to swing by.

As I've always said, it's hard to troll Phil because he's a severely paranoid shut-in who never leaves his apartment.

So, what happens if someone messages Phil's neighbors? They probably don't know who Phil or Kat is, and if they do, they're the weird couple in the middle condo they see outside maybe once per week that never talks to anyone. What reaction are you expecting?

Phil has said that he gets tons of troll shit in his mail along with junk mail, and I'm sure he does as we've known his address for 8 years. Phil never mentions it because he is cognizant enough to do whatever it takes for people to not bother him as he's terrified, unlike Wings who uses it for profit and more troll donos.

The best people can do is fuck with Phil in his online games, which he also limits heavily from any human interaction. Or if you want to stalk Phil, go sit outside Total Wine or Twirls n' Curls in Tukwila for the slight chance he can walk right past you and ignore you.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Dude still hasn't brought up that old photo of him and Fhat in the car. Yet he can sit here and tell people they do nasty ass things to him to try and ruin his life.

Such a telling part of DSPs tism. He will give his opinion and thoughts on ANYTHING. Hell explain what a backpack is and how it can be useful when traveling for an hour. But whenever there’s something that he can’t disprove (true), like the khet pic, showing his phone on stream, the bank leaks.. he goes radio silent.

..and even on those kinds of topics, we still get a drunken rant here and there.