Do girldicks count? 'Cause if they do it's still zero.
Although when I was on malaria meds one time (the good ones, do they still give those out?) I had a dream about driving in a car that was a dick. Although I think it might have been my own dick that was somehow also a car. You know how in dreams sometimes you just know stuff and it seems normal and you don't realize til later that like...wait a minute, was I driving around in a dick? Anyway, I think it was Mefloquine, but it could've been something else. I quit taking them, and then on my next few deployments I got something different and I didn't take that either.