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- Apr 2, 2016
Chantal talking about sex is absolutely the cringiest. It's almost as bad as listening to her go on about nutrition. I disgusted you all in the early days of the Slaton thread by revealing fat sex methods I learned about during my time as a copywriter/SEO monkey and working with a morbidly obese woman who liked to overshare. But we're past that now. Chantal has eaten her way out of even being able to use ramps because if that gunt slides down toward her face in order to give a gentleman caller access, it would kill her. Only the dildo on a broom handle option is left but she still needs to find a man willing to take on that burden.
That's gonna be hard because she's cruel. Men with enormous cocks don't like cruel woman. No man does. Women, children, animals, certain plants - they all avoid cruel people when they can. Dissing a man's dick is nasty, just like all the interminable "why doesn't this 40-year-old woman who nursed three babies have pneumatic breasts with nipples that point at God himself" conversations that come up when some woman's tits are not porn-ready. And even if Chantal spoke well about any man's anatomy, it's a godless endeavor because she can want a huge dick with one hand and shit in the other. How is it that a woman nearing 40 does not understand that men with ten inch dicks are thin on the ground, men with 12 inch dicks are only in porn, and that if Nader had a picture of a man with a 14 incher, not only is that extraordinary but alsp extremely gay.
Since the beginning of time, men have been born with small dicks. Not all of them, but some simply are not blessed when it comes to having huge dicks. And since the beginning of time, women have learned that dick length and girth can be accommodated for when the smaller than expected dick is attached to a kind, intelligent, well-employed, healthy, good-looking man. Only low-value women reject men for having a dick not to their very exacting specification because there are lots and lots of ways to get off that don't require a horse dick pounding in and out of you. There is no better way to signal to the world that you are trash personified than being a vocal Size Queen because it shows you don't see men as human beings. They're just methods of dick conveyance. It also shows that you are a terrible lay, which we all knew because she boasts about starfishing, but there you go.
And let's get down to brass tacks, and go back to Chantal's complete lack of sexual knowledge. She is post-menopausal and is on no form of HRT. She does not have a cervix and she definitely does nothing to strengthen her pelvic floor. She probably thinks kegels are some form of German pastry. She has a better chance of growing a luscious head of hair than she does of having a vaginal orgasm. And should she find the mythical 14 incher she thinks she needs, her vaginal walls are going to be so thin that she will find the whole thing painful and miserable regardless of whether or not she uses a shopping cart's worth of Costco lube.
This MUH BIG DICK FOR MUH BIG FAT VAGINEER shit has to stop. It's embarrassing. It's worse than all the Nader stuff.
That's gonna be hard because she's cruel. Men with enormous cocks don't like cruel woman. No man does. Women, children, animals, certain plants - they all avoid cruel people when they can. Dissing a man's dick is nasty, just like all the interminable "why doesn't this 40-year-old woman who nursed three babies have pneumatic breasts with nipples that point at God himself" conversations that come up when some woman's tits are not porn-ready. And even if Chantal spoke well about any man's anatomy, it's a godless endeavor because she can want a huge dick with one hand and shit in the other. How is it that a woman nearing 40 does not understand that men with ten inch dicks are thin on the ground, men with 12 inch dicks are only in porn, and that if Nader had a picture of a man with a 14 incher, not only is that extraordinary but alsp extremely gay.
Since the beginning of time, men have been born with small dicks. Not all of them, but some simply are not blessed when it comes to having huge dicks. And since the beginning of time, women have learned that dick length and girth can be accommodated for when the smaller than expected dick is attached to a kind, intelligent, well-employed, healthy, good-looking man. Only low-value women reject men for having a dick not to their very exacting specification because there are lots and lots of ways to get off that don't require a horse dick pounding in and out of you. There is no better way to signal to the world that you are trash personified than being a vocal Size Queen because it shows you don't see men as human beings. They're just methods of dick conveyance. It also shows that you are a terrible lay, which we all knew because she boasts about starfishing, but there you go.
And let's get down to brass tacks, and go back to Chantal's complete lack of sexual knowledge. She is post-menopausal and is on no form of HRT. She does not have a cervix and she definitely does nothing to strengthen her pelvic floor. She probably thinks kegels are some form of German pastry. She has a better chance of growing a luscious head of hair than she does of having a vaginal orgasm. And should she find the mythical 14 incher she thinks she needs, her vaginal walls are going to be so thin that she will find the whole thing painful and miserable regardless of whether or not she uses a shopping cart's worth of Costco lube.
This MUH BIG DICK FOR MUH BIG FAT VAGINEER shit has to stop. It's embarrassing. It's worse than all the Nader stuff.
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