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I got bad news you guys...
Nancy Pelosi's plane just peacefully landed. No one died.
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Anyone thinking this was anything other than China pretending to be angry, and Pelosi pretending to stand up to China in order to rehabilitate her image, either hasn't been paying attention or is retarded. Of course nothing happened.

She's on their payroll, bet on it. You don't shoot down assets like that nor would they be retarded enough to think she's double-crossing them for Taiwan of all places. Now, what happened while everyone was distracted by this that they didn't want people to notice is the million dollar question that wants an answer.
 
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"Hey, you know that DARK MAGA meme we made to tell people how bad orange man is for the 3756434673th time? Yea let's use that on Biden"

And I guarentee you they will pull the "AKCHTUALLY 'dark' in this context means good" line because they can get away with changing definitions to whatever suits their needs without any reprecussions.

It's like that kid that goes "NO I'M NOT DEAD, I HAVE INVINCIBLE ARMOR AND THE MEGA BAZOOKA WEAPON THAT CAN KILL ANYONE SO I WIN STILL!!!"
 
Anyone thinking this was anything other than China pretending to be angry, and Pelosi pretending to stand up to China in order to rehabilitate her image, either hasn't been paying attention or is retarded. Of course nothing happened.

She's on their payroll, bet on it. You don't shoot down assets like that nor would they be retarded enough to think she's double-crossing them for Taiwan of all places. Now, what happened while everyone was distracted by this that they didn't want people to notice is the million dollar question that wants an answer.
The night is still young and Pelosi still demented herself. I could see something happening if while in Taiwan she does something silly like slip up and support Taiwanese independence.
 
Anyone thinking this was anything other than China pretending to be angry, and Pelosi pretending to stand up to China in order to rehabilitate her image, either hasn't been paying attention or is retarded. Of course nothing happened.

She's on their payroll, bet on it. You don't shoot down assets like that nor would they be retarded enough to think she's double-crossing them for Taiwan of all places. Now, what happened while everyone was distracted by this that they didn't want people to notice is the million dollar question that wants an answer.
I can totally see them setting her up as a pretext to invade. She'd be too stupid to see it before they shot her in the back.
 
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I'd remind everyone, the best thing that could occur long-term is nothing. That China saber rattles and loses face when she lands, and she delivers a total wet fart of a presentation and goes back to congress.

Nobody involved gets anything, all lose something, and everyone outside of Globohomo gains slightly.
 
It's absolutely an image play. Dems will hail it as "haha look how based Nancy is", Republicans will say "haha warmongering amirite? Fuck Chynuh though", and China will seethe and do nothing unless they really really like the idea of submarine launched MIRV warheads coming to a coast near them.

Everyone is selfish and conniving, ergo everyone is pretty predictable
 
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