Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Agreed. There is no fucking car. He keeps claiming all this nonsense but never has any evidence, and we all know how much Russ likes to "prove" things. The photo of him with AG, the security guard, the gym selfies, his keyboard, recording studio, his food and drinks, his hooker trips, hell, he even took a pic of his old-ass computer when it crapped out on him. And that's just a fraction of it. If he had a car he would be flaunting the shit out of all these new "plights". Period.

His frantic, increasingly wild claims are creepy af. Maybe it's because having a car is something so mundane to everyone besides Rusty that he comes off as so pathetically desperate. Or maybe he's starting to go even more batshit insane from the lack of contact with other humans after blocking every last one from communicating with him.

I'm going with the latter.
I can understand that maybe he’s starting to learn not to post information that can be used to dox him. But even in that case, this “issue” with the monsoon supposedly blowing off his license plate would be a great opportunity for that -

If the license plate isn’t on the car, then he wouldn’t even need to blur it out!

But no, this is Russ, and it’s just big words and big stories to make it seem like news pieces that talk about serious things that have really hurt other people are actually about Russ. Property damage from monsoon - Russ Greer and his imaginary car most affected.
 
-Today the license plate...BLEW OFF?? In a "monsoon"? That doesn't happen.

I don't believe he has a car at this point, but who on Earth is is trying to prove that he does, to? It can't honestly be us...right? It's a fucking weird obsession and it gives me the creeps.

I was behind a car the other day and their plate was flapping in the breeze because it was a temporary plate they'd attached to the back of the car with sticky tape. Greer mentioned trading his car in not too long ago, so maybe he did the same thing and that's why it blew away.

I still think he has a car. He's been mentioning cars and driving off and on for years. His behavior reminds me of a child who has a new toy or obsession. Like when you tell a kid the family is going to Disney next month, or they just got a new bike for their birthday and they just go on and on about it with anyone who will listen. He's so proud of himself for living in Vegas and now for having a car, both topics come up way more often than they need to. And like a kid, he doesn't realize that it's not especially interesting or impressive.

He has four categories of posts:
1. Rants about treatment of the disabled
2. Creepy, self-absorbed responses to tragic news stories
3. Announcements/boasts about upcoming projects
4. Attempts at humor or regular guy life.

I think this license plate thing is the last of those.
 
I'm curious to know if your sisters received trainings/warnings from the team on how to handle guys like Greer.

Meanwhile, look what I found - Kelly, a raiders cheerleader who lives in Vegas, enjoys pancakes AND just graduated from law school.

Surprisingly, only six comments in a whole year. They've got so much in common, you'd think he'd be hot on her trail.


View attachment 3554146
View attachment 3554147
View attachment 3554149
View attachment 3554151
View attachment 3554153
View attachment 3554154
It's like she's his dream girl except she probably has standards and wouldn't date a greasy gnome like Russtard.

And saying you want to take her to IHOP isn't a flex.

I was behind a car the other day and their plate was flapping in the breeze because it was a temporary plate they'd attached to the back of the car with sticky tape. Greer mentioned trading his car in not too long ago, so maybe he did the same thing and that's why it blew away.

I still think he has a car. He's been mentioning cars and driving off and on for years. His behavior reminds me of a child who has a new toy or obsession. Like when you tell a kid the family is going to Disney next month, or they just got a new bike for their birthday and they just go on and on about it with anyone who will listen. He's so proud of himself for living in Vegas and now for having a car, both topics come up way more often than they need to. And like a kid, he doesn't realize that it's not especially interesting or impressive.

He has four categories of posts:
1. Rants about treatment of the disabled
2. Creepy, self-absorbed responses to tragic news stories
3. Announcements/boasts about upcoming projects
4. Attempts at humor or regular guy life.

I think this license plate thing is the last of those.
Attaching a plate using tape sounds like something this asshole would do. After all he used staples to hem his pants and would wash his suit in the bathtub.
 
And saying you want to take her to IHOP isn't a flex.
Looks like she mentioned liking pancakes once, and now Russell has fixated on it for months as if it's her only personality trait. "I get you, I get you!"
He did the same thing with the thot who mentioned one time that she was a slut for pizza. Fixated on her for months making posts about pizza and calling her "pizza slut". He's so fucking dim it's unreal.
 
I took Russell Greer's license plate. I'll be auctioning it off in the secret Greer subforum.
Greerbros.... The conspiring Kiwi Orchards had summoned the monsoon in order to profit off this poor, ratfaced man's license plate. Truly despicable! Lawsuit for monsoon summoning imminent.
 
Agreed. There is no fucking car. He keeps claiming all this nonsense but never has any evidence, and we all know how much Russ likes to "prove" things. The photo of him with AG, the security guard, the gym selfies, his keyboard, recording studio, his food and drinks, his hooker trips, hell, he even took a pic of his old-ass computer when it crapped out on him. And that's just a fraction of it. If he had a car he would be flaunting the shit out of all these new "plights". Period.

His frantic, increasingly wild claims are creepy af. Maybe it's because having a car is something so mundane to everyone besides Rusty that he comes off as so pathetically desperate. Or maybe he's starting to go even more batshit insane from the lack of contact with other humans after blocking every last one from communicating with him.

I'm going with the latter.
If that Chrysler 200 really was his then yeah I can see it taking a shit on him. They are rife with mechanical issues.
Surely someone as smart as Russhole would do research before buying a car? If he did he'd have never bought a Chrysler ffs.
 
Looks like she mentioned liking pancakes once, and now Russell has fixated on it for months as if it's her only personality trait. "I get you, I get you!"
He did the same thing with the thot who mentioned one time that she was a slut for pizza. Fixated on her for months making posts about pizza and calling her "pizza slut". He's so fucking dim it's unreal.
Her username is Kellylovespancakes. He's autistic but it isn't as much of a total stretch as the pizza slut thing.
 
Her username is Kellylovespancakes. He's autistic but it isn't as much of a total stretch as the pizza slut thing.
I did miss that. Still a retarded thing to fixate on, especially since it was likely just some silly little username she made for shiggles.

None of you are fixating on me, offering to take me out for stinky snacks.
 
Greerbros.... The conspiring Kiwi Orchards had summoned the monsoon in order to profit off this poor, ratfaced man's license plate. Truly despicable! Lawsuit for monsoon summoning imminent.
Way to ruin it! Now he's going to add that to his lawsuit against N00l. I can see it now, "Kiwifarms users used HAARP to summon a monsoon which blew my license plate off my totally real car".

We're boned now because that's totally a real thing that happened and it's all our fault.

I like freeing and/or removing clitorises, and also Japanese splattergore movies.

Who wants date???
Anybody's who's avatar is from "Tokyo Gore Police" is okay in my book.
 
except monsoon season (as is occurring in the tropics at the moment) involves a metric fuckload of rain as well as storms
your man has a Redditor-tier knack for not knowing what things mean
It's like she's his dream girl except she probably has standards and wouldn't date a greasy gnome like Russtard.
in fairness, his dream type is generic, toothy and fake, and there are countless millions of them on Instagram, who also have standards
 
in fairness, his dream type is generic, toothy and fake, and there are countless millions of them on Instagram, who also have standards
But she liked PANCAKES! I mean Russtard loves pancakes. They appeal to his childish palate and they're something soft that he can baby bird down his throat.

They'd be perfect together if he had a good personality, good looks, good career, good car, good home and as soon as he gets all those things she's going to drop to her knees and suck him his penis right there at IHOP. Then everybody will cheer because that's what happens in fantasy movies like that.
 
But she liked PANCAKES! I mean Russtard loves pancakes. They appeal to his childish palate and they're something soft that he can baby bird down his throat.

They'd be perfect together if he had a good personality, good looks, good career, good car, good home and as soon as he gets all those things she's going to drop to her knees and suck him his penis right there at IHOP. Then everybody will cheer because that's what happens in fantasy movies like that.
Especially the chocolate covered ones. Russ has a special reosect for chocolate, as we all know. Maybe to mix things up once in a while he could take her to "Whalburgers". How could a gorgeous NFL cheerleader who also is an attorney turn that down? No other guy is even gonna come close to offering something like that.
 
Back