Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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They deserve all of this. And more.
 
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oopsie doodle said:
Not yet.

Mark my words, lads: considering everything we have seen happen recently, we are nowhere near a peak Tomlinson event. This is a profoundly stunted human being with a tissue-paper ego and a sick compulsion to have it tested. Maybe he snaps at black twitter, maybe he takes a swing at a cop with his crabapple fist, maybe big Niki finally has enough and opens up about her personal hell - I can't guess at it, but I'm sure it's coming.
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No stalker, the Hooligans day of Retribution is simply a part of your childish delusions
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Pat Fried Rice said:
I am very glad I'm not going this year, I don't know if I could resist laughing at Pat if I saw him. There are usually quite a few sci-fi/fantasy authors, both new and old (I still lament to this day I didn't stop and get Timothy Zahn's autograph one year) that are running the circuit, and you can find some real undiscovered gems if you look. Pat being there feels like sacrilege, does he even play games in general?

Most panels will likely be have their share of insufferable pricks like Pat, although in the purely gaming panels they'll be minimized. Unfortunately, as most Kiwis are well aware, the TT community is infested with Wokeness.

I remember offending one asshole who tried to join an impromptu pickup session of D&D I had started with some (thankfully) based people I met in a common area. All we were doing was a simple dungeon crawl that was going to be made up as it went while we threw down some beers and a pizza. Everything seemed normal until I asked him what he wanted to play as. He launched into a multi-paragraph background of his character coming to terms with their gender identity, and how they were on a journey to affirm their new identity and find twue wuv.

Note: I did not ask for this. I didn't even want backgrounds, and hadn't asked anyone for them. He had this fucking shit ready to go, and really wanted to tell everyone about it.

I told him no, transgenderism didn't exist in this world, he had to be male or female. This caused a small spergout, during a asthma-induced pause of which I informed him that in a magical world where you can literally pay a hedge mage to cast a spell or give you a potion to change your gender/race to what you wanted it to be, transgenderism simply would not exist, as it made no sense for it to exist in that case. Thankfully, he left the table shortly afterwards.

Overall, GenCon would have been far better off distancing themselves from Pat as much as possible. The team who reviews the guests really fucking dropped the ball here, or was told to ignore everything they found. They certainly should have been raising some concerns about the disturbing amount of coverage Pat has.
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D&D really got infested with tranny fuckwits in record time. I guess tims and tifs are just inherently drawn to play-pretend for obvious reasons, but holy hell did it take root quickly. I think it was like 2018 when I first heard the rainbow brigade start bitching about tabletop gaming and now every freak has D&D in their profile and cracking lame jokes about horny bards.

I can't imagine Pat plays tabletop games. He has way too much of an ego to take losing at a child's game with any sort of grace. He's also a sci-fi author who inserts himself into talks on being a sci-fi author, so you can only imagine the amount of backseat DMing he would do in whatever unfortunate group would allow him to burrow in like a tick.
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
Safety consultant Mx. Danger.
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It's exactly what you expect. It's literally the "I have a vagina now!" meme, but in reverse.

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People who you wouldn't trust to be alone with a child for more than 2 seconds shouldn't be involved in "safety" anything.

@AnOminous is right, it's basically GroomerCon at this point.
 
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Far Queue said:
It's exactly what you expect. It's literally the "I have a vagina now!" meme, but in reverse.

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People who you wouldn't trust to be alone with a child for more than 2 seconds shouldn't be involved in "safety" anything.

@AnOminous is right, it's basically GroomerCon at this point.
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Did she donate them to Patrick, or is he growing his own fat tits in solidarity with his fellow groomers? Body positive, partial transition, and famous diversity chef?

What an ally Patrick is!
 
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WAAAAAH! GIMME A PRIZE OR I'LL KILL MYSELF! WAAAAAH!

Paul Weimer was undoubtedly added to the maps panel to prevent him from throwing yet another suicide-baiting tantrum. In addition to his questionable interest in children, he's a big fat baby himself. He'd make a great cow but he shuts down his twitter whenever he isn't getting his way. He's in his late 40's, at least.

Here's how he reacted to not being nominated for some stupid award for losers:
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
Nerd culture deserves to burn.
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What IS nerd culture anymore? At first it was Windows 3.1, now it's 'Stick your finger into a kids corn chute until he hits a perfect B natural, while playing retro gamez.'
The nerds of old are dead, and this new regime is for faggots and obese pigs with gigantic tits married to flesh automatons that always wear sunglasses.
 
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Far Queue said:
It's exactly what you expect. It's literally the "I have a vagina now!" meme, but in reverse.

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People who you wouldn't trust to be alone with a child for more than 2 seconds shouldn't be involved in "safety" anything.

@AnOminous is right, it's basically GroomerCon at this point.
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That's not a safety officer, that's the person you need to be protected from!
Caverlock said:
WAAAAAH! GIMME A PRIZE OR I'LL KILL MYSELF! WAAAAAH!

Paul Weimer was undoubtedly added to the maps panel to prevent him from throwing yet another suicide-baiting tantrum. In addition to his questionable interest in children, he's a big fat baby himself.
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I don't think I have ever seen a person who needs to be told, 'Yes, you do suck,' more. What a loser!
 
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The OnA thread on Gencon making me laugh so hard my ribs hurt as much as Patrick's must have when he put on all that weight.
Just can't believe an employee would do all of that! Some real fine shit that makes it hard to believe the con doesn't even start 'till Thursday, haha.
 
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Pat Fried Rice said:
Overall, GenCon would have been far better off distancing themselves from Pat as much as possible. The team who reviews the guests really fucking dropped the ball here, or was told to ignore everything they found. They certainly should have been raising some concerns about the disturbing amount of coverage Pat has.
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The old regime under Peter Adkinson might have been a bit more circumspect about inviting someone like Patrick. But this new regime is 100% committed to driving the con into the ground with diversity and wokeness. They're not even hiding it really, just check out any official communications from them over the last few years.

On Facebook they flaunt the fact that their con is 100% masked and vaxxed. By the way, fuck all of you idiots who bought into this shit from the start. It's rather amusing as literally everyone I know who is vaxxed has gotten it in the last 3 weeks to a month.
 
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