UK 'Ban disposable BBQs' urges London Fire Brigade - Vegetarians get fucked lol


The sale of disposable barbecues should be banned in Britain, London Fire Brigade's (LFB) commissioner has said.
LFB took 8,302 calls and attended 3,231 incidents last week as the service had its busiest day since World War Two.
The brigade has already warned people against using barbecues in open spaces, grassland or balconies, particularly after the recent heatwave.
Andy Roe said: "We need urgent action now to see a national ban on the sale of disposable barbecues."
More than 30 grass fires in London required at least four fire engines to attend last week.
The commissioner has already written to local authorities asking for a temporary ban on the use of barbecues in all public parks and open spaces.
A fire truck parked near a fire that burns during a heatwave, in east London
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Widespread fires last week put pressure on London's fire service
Mr Rowe added: "They can be bought for as little as £5 and can cause untold damage, especially when the grass is as dry as it has been over the last few weeks.
"Last week is another example of how we are increasingly being challenged by new extremes of weather as our climate changes and we're developing long-term strategies to deal with more incidents like this in the future."
His call comes just a few days after LFB was found by a watchdog to require improvement by every measure it is assessed on.
The 11 areas highlighted include understanding and preventing fires and other risks, making best use of resources and ensuring fairness and promoting diversity.
The response to last week's widespread fires was praised by Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary and Fire and Rescue Services, which warned that "beneath the surface deeper-seated problems remain".
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I'm not buying a separate grill for fussy eaters so looks like I'm going to tell the Equality Act or Trading Standards or whatever the fuck to piss off next time I host a barbecue!
 
It's like AU, CN and UK are in a race to out pitiful each other.


They have those all over California, everywhere from city parks to national forests. Hard to get to one in a city park though because the local diversity is usually having a cookout on them.

They're sturdy as fuck and you'd need actual blacksmithing tools to break them.

Maybe it's the rugged Burger mentality but the idea of buying a disposable tray to cook food on sounds retarded.

Live in the pod and eat the bugs, indeed.

Same in the northeast. (NY, PA, OH, VA etc)
 
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It's literally just a tray with some coals and mesh on top. They cost like £2-3 each. You literally cannot ban them, because low IQ retards will still manage to start fires; the issue is not the BBQ, the issue is low IQ retards doing typical retard stuff. It's like watching a kid keep touching a hot stove and going 'Hmm, we should get rid of the stove.'. No!
I personally agree with a ban on garbage like this purely due to the waste factor, even if it's aluminum. If you're so lazy that you can't haul a mini grill to a place and back then why are you even 'camping'
 
Don't they have burn ban notices in bong land? Just tell the public not to cook out for a few weeks and let Darwinism take out the stupid people.
 
Oh no they might have to wait three hours for the rain to put out a fire for them.

Also literally every BBQ is disposable.
 
There were massive fires on the Pennines not that long ago that saw the need for extensive firefighting efforts to handle them. These BBQs were a contributing factor but funnily enough most people recognised it is the morons using them not the BBQ itself causing a fire.

Not for London though, oh no! "Ban the BBQ" screams an idiot.
His call comes just a few days after LFB was found by a watchdog to require improvement by every measure it is assessed on.
Oh look, you were found to be incompetent by the fucking watchdog-
The 11 areas highlighted include understanding and preventing fires and other risks, making best use of resources and ensuring fairness and promoting diversity.
-fucking goddamnit. It's firefighting, you cannot promote diversity.

Bright side I now can look forwards to the police following this same tack in a few months and suggesting banning the sale of knives to drive down knife crime. I want to see Jamie Oliver have his doors kicked in as the police raid his kitchen.
 
Some are dead fussy like that, yes. But it's often a courtesy thing.
Cunts can bring their own grill then. Meat is murder. Well what the fuck do you think we are doing to plants when we harvest them? Do you think they are just like please kill me? Do you think they consent to their slavery?
 
Don't they have burn ban notices in bong land? Just tell the public not to cook out for a few weeks and let Darwinism take out the stupid people.
 
Don't they have burn ban notices in bong land? Just tell the public not to cook out for a few weeks and let Darwinism take out the stupid people.
No, because it's usually not dry enough for serious fires to kick off like that. It's only a fluke of the weather that got it so dry this year.
 
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Is Vegetarian a British code word like joggers? Because if its an Indian guy I'm inviting to a cook out and only one i can see making an exception.
 
JUST GET A FESTIVAL GRILL AND A BAG OF COAL YOU INBRED ANGLOS!. costs about the same and is much better...
 
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