Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Polissa is afraid that the tampons she was planning to use after her hysterectomy might cause infertility :story:
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I have this mental image of her boo-hooing whatever communist shit she thinks would somehow get her out of work and not into a rice paddy surreptitiously hunting down frogs and avoiding getting a hammer to the back of her head, then immediately reverting to q-anon autism flapping once she feels the slightest anxiety.
PL here.
My dog is sick and has just gone in for emergency overnight observation. I’m down £800 so far and still no idea what’s wrong with her.

Polissa could pay for her animals care if she stopped being a fat, greedy stoner and put some money by every month. Like even £10-20 adds up over time.

Go for the crunchy arch Polissa, would be hilarious to see you try and eat all NatUrAl with no additives.
Oh, I'm sorry fren. I hope it turns out to be nothing
 
Thank you, Always Tampons and Omeprazole, for stealing our Cherokee Queen's fertility away from her thus saving the taxpayer her children, and them from her parenting.

e: girl talk, does Always even make tampons? Is she thinking of Tampax?
They don't (or if they do, they're not sold in Leafland). Either she's thinking of the organic Tampax, actually meant that she has pads made by Always, has both pads and tampons, or she's bullshitting to try and grift.

I'm honestly leaning towards the last one, because...why would you wear tampons post-hysterectomy? Even if there's bleeding in the healing process, tampons don't sound like a comfortable/appropriate way to deal with it.
 
Also Florence is a college town, college kids dump all sorts of free shit at the end of every semester. I used to do a sweep of every floor in my dorm towards the end of the semester for the various non perishable foods and unused cleaning products people left behind in the hallways while moving out to save a few bucks. Polissa could fake her way into the free and for sale groups for UNA that must exist on fb and get some things that way.
 
Also Florence is a college town, college kids dump all sorts of free shit at the end of every semester. I used to do a sweep of every floor in my dorm towards the end of the semester for the various non perishable foods and unused cleaning products people left behind in the hallways while moving out to save a few bucks. Polissa could fake her way into the free and for sale groups for UNA that must exist on fb and get some things that way.

You’re absolutely right. That’s being clever and resourceful though. Polly is neither. She also needs new everything. Don’t want something that an icky poor student touched.

Thank you, Always Tampons and Omeprazole, for stealing our Cherokee Queen's fertility away from her thus saving the taxpayer her children, and them from her parenting.

e: girl talk, does Always even make tampons? Is she thinking of Tampax?
She’s confusing brands. Always and Tampax are both owned by Proctor and Gamble. Always is their pads brand while Tampax is their tampon (and more recently menstrual cup) brand. She did beg for a huge box of Always pads so I think that’s what she’s referencing to (despite that the nurses would have given her pads too if she wasn’t so awful).

Polissa is on high munchie mode this morning. She is considering using weed to treat her upset stomach and heartburn because muh red 40 and titanium dioxide.

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She’s also being a munchie about ADHD and I don’t know, autism

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She retweeted this

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Then asked again for food money. Now it’s for breakfast items, drinks, and snacks

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Re: her specifically asking for breakfast foods, I’ve seen her talk about how she only has enough food for two breakfasts and one dinner before. I think she truly believes that some food is breakfast only, some for only lunch (sandwiches? Receipts have included deli meat and expensive bread), etc. Which is hella autistic and not how it works. She in particular also does not need snacks, especially as a meal course if she’s “starving.” $10 isn’t much but could still get her a few meals if she was smart about it. She’s not though, so she’s waiting for forty more bucks to blow on candy and soda.

Edit: I’ve noticed that Polly’s Walmart prices are generally similar to mine, so here’s what I came up with for roughly $10 before taxes (I’ll be generous and assume she has $5 in the bank/Cash App. If not, then she can take off the bananas). I didn’t look at how much the whole wheat GV loaf was (just put the first GV loaf into my cart), but I’d assume it’s the same price.

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Again, this doesn’t include tax (I’m assuming that she’s not super broke). She could swap the jelly out for GV peanut butter instead for a similar price. (20 cents less than the jelly if we’re truly pinching pennies, but it was out of stock in my area so couldn’t add it.) Peanut butter has more protein and could also mean peanut butter sandwiches. But if we’re going with “breakfast,” this is an idea. 2 slices of toast, 2-3 eggs (maybe Dobby would get one too if Polly wasn’t so selfish), and maybe even a couple sandwiches for lunch. Milk if she absolutely can’t drink water with her meals because “muh aversions.” Josh and her eat one banana each or split a banana between them for two days.

I know that if she was reading this she wouldn’t take my advice to heart. Just showing that $10 for multiple breakfasts (and a couple lunches) is absolutely possible in her area. (This sort of exercise is also fun to do lol) She’s just being a picky irresponsible baby about it.
 
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You’re absolutely right. That’s being clever and resourceful though. Polly is neither. She also needs new everything. Don’t want something that an icky poor student touched.


She’s confusing brands. Always and Tampax are both owned by Proctor and Gamble. Always is their pads brand while Tampax is their tampon (and more recently menstrual cup) brand. She did beg for a huge box of Always pads so I think that’s what she’s referencing to (despite that the nurses would have given her pads too if she wasn’t so awful).

Polissa is on high munchie mode this morning. She is considering using weed to treat her upset stomach and heartburn because muh red 40 and titanium dioxide.

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She’s also being a munchie about ADHD and I don’t know, autism

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She retweeted this

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Then asked again for food money. Now it’s for breakfast items, drinks, and snacks

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Re: her specifically asking for breakfast foods, I’ve seen her talk about how she only has enough food for two breakfasts and one dinner before. I think she truly believes that some food is breakfast only, some for only lunch (sandwiches? Receipts have included deli meat and expensive bread), etc. Which is hella autistic and not how it works. She in particular also does not need snacks, especially as a meal course if she’s “starving.” $10 isn’t much but could still get her a few meals if she was smart about it. She’s not though, so she’s waiting for forty more bucks to blow on candy and soda.
She absolutely is one of those people who thinks certain foods are breakfast only which is fucking retarded. Food is food. I’m sure a lot of us in here have had leftovers, top ramen/soups or sandwiches for breakfast or breakfast for dinner because that’s all we had. Not this bitch though.

There are so many similarities between here and Kyttie Von Beggar that I would not be shocked if the money Polly begs for doesn’t go to food at all. It would make sense why she’s not asking for non perishables on the buy nothing groups or taking advantage of food banks. The money is probably solely going to her weed.
 
She absolutely is one of those people who thinks certain foods are breakfast only which is fucking retarded. Food is food. I’m sure a lot of us in here have had leftovers, top ramen/soups or sandwiches for breakfast or breakfast for dinner because that’s all we had. Not this bitch though.

Honestly, if I make something kickass for dinner the night before, I want to eat it for breakfast, 'cause it's good. "Breakfast items", as Polly puts it, are nice to have, but not a necessity.
 
Honestly, if I make something kickass for dinner the night before, I want to eat it for breakfast, 'cause it's good. "Breakfast items", as Polly puts it, are nice to have, but not a necessity.
She makes zero sense for being as poor as she claims to be.

Another thing that crossed my mind, Josh works in a restaurant so he could bring home food from there if they were truly starving, or even if they aren’t. PL but my SO has worked in restaurants since I’ve known him, they always let people take home plates that are made incorrectly or at least buy food at a discounted price.
 
Honestly, if I make something kickass for dinner the night before, I want to eat it for breakfast, 'cause it's good. "Breakfast items", as Polly puts it, are nice to have, but not a necessity.
I don't understand how people eat non-leftovers for breakfast tbh. If I'm eating breakfast it's almost always leftovers from the night before
 
Unlike her pure, healing Mello Yellow and Jimmy Dean microwave bowls. They're definitely not full of sugar, preservatives, and carcinogenics.
This is classic fatty displacement behavior. They find Facebook articles about how a safe and common additive causes cancer or cinnamon cures diabetes and latch on to that, because it feels like they're doing something despite not addressing what's actually making them sick.
 
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Okay, so:

1) I thought Polly's SSDI and SNAP both posted on the first (I know SNAP varies by posting date, but she's definitely said that SNAP would come on the 1st before)
2) What the fuck does Polissa need breakfast for? It's not like she's waking up at 6 am to prepare for a commute. I've seen her time stamps; she'll beg at 4 am and then rant about the government when she gets up at 11 am. Not even McDonalds serves breakfast at 11 am.
3) $50 in Jimmy Dean bowls and Mello Yello? Which is a four day supply of that shit to her? Fuck off.
Shit like this just makes me think Polissa doesn't even know how much money she's spending each grocery trip or how much shit costs. While I'm fully into the idea that she buys what she buys because it's what she wants and she thinks she's entitled to it, I'm equally into the idea that she's in the position she's in because she's retarded and has no idea how to budget.

Apparently appliances all die in her house. That’s her excuse for not cooking. I personally believe she has a stove but can’t be fucked cooking,
Appliances probably die because old wiring needs to be replaced in her kitchen, but she can't let the landlord find out how badly she's tanked the value of the house.

You’re absolutely right. That’s being clever and resourceful though. Polly is neither. She also needs new everything. Don’t want something that an icky poor student touched.


She’s confusing brands. Always and Tampax are both owned by Proctor and Gamble. Always is their pads brand while Tampax is their tampon (and more recently menstrual cup) brand. She did beg for a huge box of Always pads so I think that’s what she’s referencing to (despite that the nurses would have given her pads too if she wasn’t so awful).

Polissa is on high munchie mode this morning. She is considering using weed to treat her upset stomach and heartburn because muh red 40 and titanium dioxide.

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She’s also being a munchie about ADHD and I don’t know, autism

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39 year old woman

She retweeted this

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Then asked again for food money. Now it’s for breakfast items, drinks, and snacks

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Re: her specifically asking for breakfast foods, I’ve seen her talk about how she only has enough food for two breakfasts and one dinner before. I think she truly believes that some food is breakfast only, some for only lunch (sandwiches? Receipts have included deli meat and expensive bread), etc. Which is hella autistic and not how it works. She in particular also does not need snacks, especially as a meal course if she’s “starving.” $10 isn’t much but could still get her a few meals if she was smart about it. She’s not though, so she’s waiting for forty more bucks to blow on candy and soda.

Edit: I’ve noticed that Polly’s Walmart prices are generally similar to mine, so here’s what I came up with for roughly $10 before taxes (I’ll be generous and assume she has $5 in the bank/Cash App. If not, then she can take off the bananas). I didn’t look at how much the whole wheat GV loaf was (just put the first GV loaf into my cart), but I’d assume it’s the same price.

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Again, this doesn’t include tax (I’m assuming that she’s not super broke). She could swap the jelly out for GV peanut butter instead for a similar price. (20 cents less than the jelly if we’re truly pinching pennies, but it was out of stock in my area so couldn’t add it.) Peanut butter has more protein and could also mean peanut butter sandwiches. But if we’re going with “breakfast,” this is an idea. 2 slices of toast, 2-3 eggs (maybe Dobby would get one too if Polly wasn’t so selfish), and maybe even a couple sandwiches for lunch. Milk if she absolutely can’t drink water with her meals because “muh aversions.” Josh and her eat one banana each or split a banana between them for two days.

I know that if she was reading this she wouldn’t take my advice to heart. Just showing that $10 for multiple breakfasts (and a couple lunches) is absolutely possible in her area. (This sort of exercise is also fun to do lol) She’s just being a picky irresponsible baby about it.
Polissa had better get used to the idea that if she wants to keep buying processed junk, she's going to ingest titanium dioxide. Sugar alone is a large source of it. Hilarious that she thinks herbal medicines and supplements don't also contain it. The FDA still considers it a natural ingredient in many cases, so supplement companies use it because it's a cheap way to make their products look nice while hiding the fact that the supplements are just as processed as pharmaceutical drugs.

Also if you're a heathen, or desperately poor without a working stove, eggs, potatos, bacon, and a number of other things can be cooked in a microwave. Despite her claim that appliances just die in the house, her microwave seems to have happily chugged along, providing her with Jimmy Dean's finest fatty breakfast foods with no issue. Instead of spending that enormous amount, buy eggs by the dozen, bacon by the pound, 1/2 lbs of cheddar cheese in a block, scramble and microwave eggs, microwave bacon in a paper towel, grate cheese over top and viola, breakfast. Healthier than prepackaged breakfast foods from a freezer. Same thing in her bowls but you get way more servings at a better price point. Polissa just doesn't want to waste time prepping food when she could be begging for money on twitter.
 
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Apparently appliances all die in her house. That’s her excuse for not cooking. I personally believe she has a stove but can’t be fucked cooking,
I suspect things like Crock Pots (and rice cookers) "die" because the inner pot has to be washed, and if she neglects to do it and the pot gets too gross she just throws the whole appliance away rather than woman up and wash the pot, or hit the thrift stores to find a replacement pot (which are always available for the regular size Crock Pots, as are lids, and occasionally even the extra-large pots show up). Ditto for broken microwave turntables.

I swear to god, the number of small kitchen appliances I used to pull out of the dumpsters behind the shitty section 8 apartments near my old house, that were only in there because they were dirty or because an easily replaceable part had broken, was unreal. And Polissa is totally the kind of trash who would do this.

She absolutely is one of those people who thinks certain foods are breakfast only which is fucking retarded. Food is food. I’m sure a lot of us in here have had leftovers, top ramen/soups or sandwiches for breakfast or breakfast for dinner because that’s all we had. Not this bitch though.
A lot of people with low-normal intelligence tend to get rigidly fixated on arbitrary rules that are only "rules" because TV/advertising has told them they are. That breakfast has to mean eating certain foods, and not others, is really typical of that.

There are so many similarities between here and Kyttie Von Beggar that I would not be shocked if the money Polly begs for doesn’t go to food at all. It would make sense why she’s not asking for non perishables on the buy nothing groups or taking advantage of food banks. The money is probably solely going to her weed.
The second it came up in this thread that she uses weed, I knew that's where the money she was begging for things like food and gas was going. And you can't tell me Joshy-boy, who is allegedly in so much pain from his gallbladder and peripheral neuropathy, isn't partaking heavily as well.

She makes zero sense for being as poor as she claims to be.
Because she's stupid, and thus so are the lies she tells, because she doesn't know how to tell smarter ones. And she's at least narcissistic enough to think that if a story makes sense to her, it will pass muster and be believed by everyone else, too. That's why she doesn't understand why nobody's rushing in to give her money and send her stuff from her Amazon wish list; she thinks she's telling a believable story about how poor she is, but to anybody who has ever been desperately poor, or has just a few more brain cells to rub together, it's not.

Another thing that crossed my mind, Josh works in a restaurant so he could bring home food from there if they were truly starving, or even if they aren’t. PL but my SO has worked in restaurants since I’ve known him, they always let people take home plates that are made incorrectly or at least buy food at a discounted price.
He would at least get a shift meal. And while he's the new guy and still low in the kitchen hierarchy, if he proves his worth he'll start getting sent home with food on a regular basis. I used to take home ingredients (including meat) that had hit their use-by date and couldn't be served to customers, but were still edible. Same thing for prepared food we had in excess.

(And if you really want to take home a lot of food, work for a caterer; there's always tons of leftovers after an event, and only rarely does a client demand them for themselves.)
 
@Conan O'Barbarian I can't quote your post, but I definitely think that Polly doesn't track her spending at all. More proof that she's not as desperately destitute as she claims to be. I wonder how much stuff her family members actually give her even now. It's obviously still a lot, especially for an adult child her age. But days worth of food? Booze? A goddamned car?

I also wonder how much weed and shrooms she actually partakes in, or if she's starting to score harder shit. I admittedly have never partook so I don't know exactly what the street value of weed is, but $200 of it sounds like a lot or for more than a few joints (or hell, bowls) for me. Plus I've seen people on social media growing pot with cheap starter seeds.

The titanium dioxide is just another thing for her little pea brain to go "it scary" over because she was told it's dangerous by some random Tik Toker and she believes everything Tik Tok says. Similar to how she constantly talks about how Red 40 makes her feel like shit and yet she regularly consumes stuff in it (whether she realizes it or not).

I did notice that her OTC meds are mostly generics. Evidently meds can be generic but she must have name brand Mello Yello or she'll die or something, I don't know.

Another thing that crossed my mind, Josh works in a restaurant so he could bring home food from there if they were truly starving, or even if they aren’t. PL but my SO has worked in restaurants since I’ve known him, they always let people take home plates that are made incorrectly or at least buy food at a discounted price.

My mother worked in a school cafeteria when I was growing up. She'd regularly bring home food for us, including snack foods for after school snacks. A few times we'd spend a week of winter break eating what she'd bring home from the school for lunch and dinner. Was it great food? No. But it was free food and helped supplement as much as SNAP or food banks would.

It sounds like where Josh works is one of those wing and fried food places so I wonder how Polissa would turn down that food. Probably "muh aversions." Bitch plenty of actual autistics her age try their best to adapt or aren't as picky as when they were young. Most people also happily gobble up fried food and chicken wings. Tendies are popular with picky kids for fucks sake. Air fryers are great for refrying old fried food, and she has one.

I suspect things like Crock Pots (and rice cookers) "die" because the inner pot has to be washed, and if she neglects to do it and the pot gets too gross she just throws the whole appliance away rather than woman up and wash the pot, or hit the thrift stores to find a replacement pot (which are always available for the regular size Crock Pots, as are lids, and occasionally even the extra-large pots show up). Ditto for broken microwave turntables.

I swear to god, the number of small kitchen appliances I used to pull out of the dumpsters behind the shitty section 8 apartments near my old house, that were only in there because they were dirty or because an easily replaceable part had broken, was unreal. And Polissa is totally the kind of trash who would do this.
She claims to have executive dysfunction and tweeted a couple pages back that she uses paper plates and plastic utensils because she would regularly "throw away" her reusable plates and utensils. She didn't explain why she'd toss perfectly good reusable items so often. But if she's tossing them because she doesn't want to clean then uh. Wow. She's even lazier and more wasteful than she already admitted.

This also creates some horrific thoughts of if she even cleans the animals bowls at all. I highly doubt she cleans their litter boxes often enough. But food and water bowls really need to be cleaned regularly or they can breed some nasty shit that can easily make the animals sick or kill them. Especially if the food is wet.
 
I also wonder how much weed and shrooms she actually partakes in, or if she's starting to score harder shit. I admittedly have never partook so I don't know exactly what the street value of weed is, but $200 of it sounds like a lot or for more than a few joints (or hell, bowls) for me. Plus I've seen people on social media growing pot with cheap starter seeds.

According to Josh they've "been out for days" so they've almost definitely had weed while Polissa has been begging for hysterectomy supplies.
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Polissa also added organic cotton pads to her hysterectomy list, because titanium dioxide hysteria.
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@Conan O'Barbarian I can't quote your post, but I definitely think that Polly doesn't track her spending at all. More proof that she's not as desperately destitute as she claims to be. I wonder how much stuff her family members actually give her even now. It's obviously still a lot, especially for an adult child her age. But days worth of food? Booze? A goddamned car?

I also wonder how much weed and shrooms she actually partakes in, or if she's starting to score harder shit. I admittedly have never partook so I don't know exactly what the street value of weed is, but $200 of it sounds like a lot or for more than a few joints (or hell, bowls) for me. Plus I've seen people on social media growing pot with cheap starter seeds.

The titanium dioxide is just another thing for her little pea brain to go "it scary" over because she was told it's dangerous by some random Tik Toker and she believes everything Tik Tok says. Similar to how she constantly talks about how Red 40 makes her feel like shit and yet she regularly consumes stuff in it (whether she realizes it or not).

I did notice that her OTC meds are mostly generics. Evidently meds can be generic but she must have name brand Mello Yello or she'll die or something, I don't know.



My mother worked in a school cafeteria when I was growing up. She'd regularly bring home food for us, including snack foods for after school snacks. A few times we'd spend a week of winter break eating what she'd bring home from the school for lunch and dinner. Was it great food? No. But it was free food and helped supplement as much as SNAP or food banks would.

It sounds like where Josh works is one of those wing and fried food places so I wonder how Polissa would turn down that food. Probably "muh aversions." Bitch plenty of actual autistics her age try their best to adapt or aren't as picky as when they were young. Most people also happily gobble up fried food and chicken wings. Tendies are popular with picky kids for fucks sake. Air fryers are great for refrying old fried food, and she has one.


She claims to have executive dysfunction and tweeted a couple pages back that she uses paper plates and plastic utensils because she would regularly "throw away" her reusable plates and utensils. She didn't explain why she'd toss perfectly good reusable items so often. But if she's tossing them because she doesn't want to clean then uh. Wow. She's even lazier and more wasteful than she already admitted.

This also creates some horrific thoughts of if she even cleans the animals bowls at all. I highly doubt she cleans their litter boxes often enough. But food and water bowls really need to be cleaned regularly or they can breed some nasty shit that can easily make the animals sick or kill them. Especially if the food is wet.
An eighth (1/8 ounce) goes for around $60-80 and you'll get around 10-15 bowls out of it. Weed now is way stronger, it's long past the days where you had to smoke a whole joint to get a buzz. I think she might be getting Delta 8 which is technically legal in many areas and you can get it at gas stations, corner stores, etc, but more expensive and way less potent.
 
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