Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Afinepickle]

Cynthia's delusion that we want her to stop or are in some way placing ourselves in her way is one of the most fascinating things about her narcissistic delusions.

It doesn't matter how many times we tell her "Lol. No. We want you to keep making your stupid bug movies so we can laugh at them." She -NEEDS- an adversary and for that adversary to be mocking her without actually opposing her is too nuanced an idea for her brain to comprehend. It simply does not fit with her overly simplistic view of reality.

So she just disregards it and substitutes in her own narrative. I'd argue that she isn't even aware that she's doing it.

Cynthia is stupid in some particularly fascinating ways.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

It doesn't matter how many times we tell her "Lol. No. We want you to keep making your stupid bug movies so we can laugh at them." She -NEEDS- an adversary and for that adversary to be mocking her without actually opposing her is too nuanced an idea for her brain to comprehend. It simply does not fit with her overly simplistic view of reality.

It’s like how she thinks she and the entire Oz fandom are arch-enemies, when I’m pretty sure those guys are too busy cursing Sam Rami‘s name to care about her making silly movies about a character they probably forget exists half the time.

 

[Smegma Gaming]

Guys something interesting has come to light about 'Cherie', turns out she may be a gay man by the name Clyde Hapney who transitioned into a woman 9 years ago. This may be the reason behind his(?) blatant homophobia.

Someone emailed me this information and I'm currently learning more about 'her' past life, I'm not sure what to believe right now but when I get more info I'll post it immediately. She will obviously refute this and put it down to trolling, but her word shouldn't be trusted.

Here's some photographic evidence. She may also be hiding a darker past hence why she's not allowed to interact with the outside world (could perhaps be a sexual predator, but that's debatable.)

Cynthia is this true?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Cynthia is probably the least likely cow to have a trans saga. I’d joke about her surgically transforming herself into Wogglebug, but I feel like the marginally more likely scheme would be to pay someone on Fiverr to undergo the procedure. I can just picture some poor Indian man, the fifth born in his family or something. He knows he’ll never be able to have a wife or a family of his own, but this strange western woman’s money will pay for his sisters dowry and lift their family out of poverty. The local priests declare him an avatar of Ganesh, who too underwent a strange animal transformation.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Ive tried asking her directly before to no avail, so I'll pose it as a general question for everyone....

Does she think she lives a normal life and has a normal brain? Does she think other people live lives like her?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

As far as I'm concerned, the very definition of bullying is exactly what the Oz characters and fandom and community have been doing to the poor Wogglebug for more than a century.

Telling an annoying asshole that he's an annoying asshole is not bullying, it's honesty.

The below thing you said is contradictory of the first thing you said about your God.

Incorrect. It is possible to love a person and disagree with their actions.

And as far as I am concerned, I know how to make good cartoons for this day and age.

Can't wait to see you actually making one.

And my vision he is straight and can only fall in love with a female and one of his own species.

Then he's out of luck because he's the only highly magnified wogglebug. He can either form a relationship with a normal-size female wogglebug (so about the size of a regular beetle; any attempt at a sexual intercourse would result in his partner's painful death) or remain an incel.
Fortunately we all know that he's gay and in a relationship with Frogman.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Guys something interesting has come to light about 'Cherie', turns out she may be a gay man by the name Clyde Hapney who transitioned into a woman 9 years ago. This may be the reason behind his(?) blatant homophobia.

Someone emailed me this information and I'm currently learning more about 'her' past life, I'm not sure what to believe right now but when I get more info I'll post it immediately. She will obviously refute this and put it down to trolling, but her word shouldn't be trusted.

Here's some photographic evidence. She may also be hiding a darker past hence why she's not allowed to interact with the outside world (could perhaps be a sexual predator, but that's debatable.)

Cynthia is this true?
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OMG! That is too real looking so it must be true.

Cynthia... Clyde as you're really known, why are you so against Woggie and Froggie being gay when you're obviously a gay man yourself who tried to transition into a woman.

Good job on the voice though. You sure fooled me.

Ive tried asking her directly before to no avail, so I'll pose it as a general question for everyone....

Does she think she lives a normal life and has a normal brain? Does she think other people live lives like her?

Of course she does. Nobody wants to think they're abnormal unless they take pride in being different. She thinks what she does is perfectly normal. And she thinks that other people, in her position, would also like to live as she does.

Reality is going to smack her in the face when her Mom and Aunt die or can't take care of themselves and she's forced to do so for them.

Nothing can make me change what my vision is. And my vision he is straight and can only fall in love with a female and one of his own species.

Except there ISN'T another female of his own species. He's a Wogglebug which, according to Prof. Knowitall, is a singular type. AND he's been spliced with human DNA making him even more singular.

You can't have him be like that and then say that he and the Beetle Princess are the same species. If so he'd look like her or she'd look like him. And based on your designs they look completely different.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Ive tried asking her directly before to no avail, so I'll pose it as a general question for everyone....

Does she think she lives a normal life and has a normal brain? Does she think other people live lives like her?

Maybe my life isn't actually "normal" by the standards of a lot of people. But I have a few friends who live almost the same life I do.

Telling an annoying asshole that he's an annoying asshole is not bullying, it's honesty.

But that still doesn't actually mean he is. Because he isn't. And they are the annoying assholes as far as I am concerned.

Then he's out of luck because he's the only highly magnified wogglebug. He can either form a relationship with a normal-size female wogglebug (so about the size of a regular beetle; any attempt at a sexual intercourse would result in his partner's painful death) or remain an incel.
Fortunately we all know that he's gay and in a relationship with Frogman.

Except there ISN'T another female of his own species. He's a Wogglebug which, according to Prof. Knowitall, is a singular type. AND he's been spliced with human DNA making him even more singular.

You can't have him be like that and then say that he and the Beetle Princess are the same species. If so he'd look like her or she'd look like him. And based on your designs they look completely different.

The Wogglebug is not gay. And there is nothing any of you could ever do or say to make me think he is, or to not go forward with making the Beetle Princess movie and have him fall in love with her, and marry her, and later have children with her also.

 

[s0mbra]

Guys something interesting has come to light about 'Cherie', turns out she may be a gay man by the name Clyde Hapney who transitioned into a woman 9 years ago. This may be the reason behind his(?) blatant homophobia.

Someone emailed me this information and I'm currently learning more about 'her' past life, I'm not sure what to believe right now but when I get more info I'll post it immediately. She will obviously refute this and put it down to trolling, but her word shouldn't be trusted.

Here's some photographic evidence. She may also be hiding a darker past hence why she's not allowed to interact with the outside world (could perhaps be a sexual predator, but that's debatable.)

Cynthia is this true?
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Nooooooo
She was my favorite newly out lesbian content creator! She was such an inspiration for me and my fellow artistic dykes!

Cherie, does your internet girlfriend know about this???

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You can't stop me from filming the episode, or the Beetle Princess movie, either.

Did you know that the Beetle Princess is actually trans?

 

[Puddleduck]

The Wogglebug is not gay. And there is nothing any of you could ever do or say to make me think he is, or to not go forward with making the Beetle Princess movie and have him fall in love with her, and marry her, and later have children with her also

But we're the only one who'll actually watch it, so you may as well pander to us.

 

[WogglebugLover]

But we're the only one who'll actually watch it, so you may as well pander to us.

No. You are not the only ones who'll watch it. I have plenty of fans who support the Wogglebug as straight and are looking forward to the Beetle Princess movie.

And actually, even if what you said was true (which it isn't) I still would never pander to any of you. I either go with my own vision, or none at all.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I either go with my own vision, or none at all.

*Yoda voice* This is why you fail.

Oh hell, from now on, Frogman sounds like Yoda in my Woggletrash headcanon.

 

[WogglebugLover]

*Yoda voice* This is why you fail.

Oh hell, from now on, Frogman sounds like Yoda in my Woggletrash headcanon.

I am no failure.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I am no failure.

If you're not a failure, i'm basically the president of the USA.
Please.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The Wogglebug is not gay. And there is nothing any of you could ever do or say to make me think he is, or to not go forward with making the Beetle Princess movie and have him fall in love with her, and marry her, and later have children with her also.

I didn't say he was gay... at least not in that specific thing you quoted. I said that genetically he's not the same species as the Beetle Princess as she's not a wogglebug assuming that's an actual species and not just a descriptor. Add to that the fact that he's got human DNA mixed in and there's simply no way that he and the Beetle Princess can have kids. It's physically impossible.

Without sperging too much about biology, the two insects don't have the same number of chromosomes. And even if they did they wouldn't line up properly. Meaning that even if Woggie was somehow able to knock her up the kids either wouldn't be viable or they'd come out with missing chromosomes... hold on... is that what happened to you? I mean you look like you're missing a couple of them. Or if not missing them... then some aren't normal. Gimme a sec...

... got it. You have Fragile X Syndrome. Characterized by being on the spectrum, having an intellectual disability and abnormal facial features including a prominent forehead, wide nose and big ears. It totally fits.

I am no failure.

That might as well be your middle name.

C'mon you need people to take care of you. A normal functional adult doesn't. A failure does. I mean sure you live on your own but your Mommy controls your finances, she doesn't let you answer the door, she does the cooking and the cleaning for you and when she doesn't you probably eat some frozen or microwaved crap and when she or your aunt are too old to take care of you you'll need to rely on your extended family.

That's a failure.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I didn't say he was gay... at least not in that specific thing you quoted. I said that genetically he's not the same species as the Beetle Princess as she's not a wogglebug assuming that's an actual species and not just a descriptor. Add to that the fact that he's got human DNA mixed in and there's simply no way that he and the Beetle Princess can have kids. It's physically impossible.

Without sperging too much about biology, the two insects don't have the same number of chromosomes. And even if they did they wouldn't line up properly. Meaning that even if Woggie was somehow able to knock her up the kids either wouldn't be viable or they'd come out with missing chromosomes... hold on... is that what happened to you? I mean you look like you're missing a couple of them. Or if not missing them... then some aren't normal. Gimme a sec...

... got it. You have Fragile X Syndrome. Characterized by being on the spectrum, having an intellectual disability and abnormal facial features including a prominent forehead, wide nose and big ears. It totally fits.


That might as well be your middle name.

C'mon you need people to take care of you. A normal functional adult doesn't. A failure does. I mean sure you live on your own but your Mommy controls your finances, she doesn't let you answer the door, she does the cooking and the cleaning for you and when she doesn't you probably eat some frozen or microwaved crap and when she or your aunt are too old to take care of you you'll need to rely on your extended family.

That's a failure.

I'm just going to act like you never said any of this.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm just going to act like you never said any of this.

In other words you're going to stick your fingers in your ears and say, "I'm not listening to you!" like a child would.

Thank you for confirming that you're a retard that has Fragile X Syndrome.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm just going to act like you never said any of this.

Of course you are. That's how you always hide from the truth as well as inconvenient questions and observations. This is why you are a lolcow with a prominent thread here, Cherie.

Think about it.

 

[s0mbra]

No. You are not the only ones who'll watch it. I have plenty of fans who support the Wogglebug as straight and are looking forward to the Beetle Princess movie.

And actually, even if what you said was true (which it isn't) I still would never pander to any of you. I either go with my own vision, or none at all.

Can you show us these fans?
Surely they must leave tons of comments on YouTube, Facebook, etc?
Can you provide screenshots of these true and honest fans?

And I'm talking more than 4. Your parents don't count.