DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
drtonysimp said:
phil said he only spent money on the dragonball z game, but he admitted he wailed out on wwe supercard did he not?
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Phil admitted many times he spent way too much money on Supercard and that it was dumb. There's hundreds of posts he made on the Supercard forum that it would be silly to try hiding it, but Phil's been that dumb on other things contradicting many things he's said that's still on his own Youtube channel. Also, Supercard is useful for his semantics game when people confuse it with Champions.
 
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Rumpelstiltzkinz said:
Thank you all for the overabundance of love & fun I received during my 3 year celebration! 😍🥳
I want to again, take this time & space to reach a hardcore Wingo troll. I, personally, DO NOT WISH YOU DO ANYTHING to Philip Paul Pig Roach.
I want to do it. I want to do all of it myself, if you guys teach me. Firstly hear out my reasons as to why Paul & only him. Then grant me an audience with the High Councilors of that retarded Conway Convicts Clan or Discord & lets take it from there. It will be really chill & positive. Let's not miss out on great opportunities! After we complete some missions, a retreat to Utila, HN on me. 🙏
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Are your parents brother and sister?
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
So you admit to playing mobile games "casually" Phil? Why are you doing that when you can't pay bills and can barely make ends meet?
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And when you allegedly only have 'one meal out of the house a week as the only time to spend time with my wife'? He just finished a long 'work' day and is wrapping up the Daily Fap, and the first thing he does is jump online and play a mobile game instead of winding down with his 'best friend' Kat?
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
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41:15

'....they hide from real life....'

Ok, guy who literally only leaves his house one day a week...

I know the Daily Wrap meltdown is already like 20 pages ago, but I feel it's worth mentioning that this isn't the only time he's said he's said something as oblivious as 'I finally listened after 4 years of people asking...'.

Almost every change he makes is qualified in this way. It's always '...after not listening to people asking me for years', or 'you guys have asked me a million times, I finally do it, and nobody is interested'. Think of the ways that Phil responds to people who ask him to do things repeatedly as well. It's not a calm, logical explanation for why something won't work. It's, 'Are you fucking stupid? How many times do I have to tell you why this is so fucking dumb? It's really pissing me off, and if you're going to keep asking me, you can fuck off. No, really, fuck off.'

That means that he has somehow deluded himself into thinking that doing something after he has heaped verbal abuse on people who have repeatedly asked him about it, sometimes for as long as literal YEARS, makes him appear open-minded and willing to listen to other people's ideas. How he doesn't see that it makes him appear the exact opposite is beyond me, but it likely comes as a result of having no friends and cutting off any possible avenue that somebody else in your life could use to tell you when you sound like a fucking asshole (I guess except for the ol' Hotmail address which seems to chuck just about everything important anybody ever sends him into his 'spam' folder). I mean, sometimes that's the thing that actually having friends is best for: somebody to check you when you've become an absolute ranting lunatic.
 
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I think my favorite thing about Phil's unhinged rant today about mobile games is that IF, in whatever bizarro chaos universe he lives, if he really was finally telling the truth this time that he does infact play mobile games but just doesn't spend, it would mean that Phil values his privacy in a shitty WWE match 3 puzzler game over the reputation of his 13 year old youtube channel. If Phil really did play WWEC but his account was totally different and never spent money, we would just be so owned it'd be unreal. And according to him that's reality but fuck proving it I guess.

I guess we wouldn't exactly be owned he'd still be a friendless loveless shell of a human with a cat that hates him and a wife that pretends he doesn't exist. But still we'd be wrong that's gotta count for something.
 
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I just love (well, hate actually) when Phil tries a game with a unique visual style or surreal storytelling. He’s completely confused because the game isn’t telling him what to do, and he can’t just walk around slowly and look at things on the wall and say “Huh? Look at that… okay it says to go over here now…” I’ve just never seen anyone whose brain just can’t process anything more than the most basic, easy information. He’s been way more punchable than usual today.
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
I just love (well, hate actually) when Phil tries a game with a unique visual style or surreal storytelling. He’s completely confused because the game isn’t telling him what to do, and he can’t just walk around slowly and look at things on the wall and say “Huh? Look at that… okay it says to go over here now…” I’ve just never seen anyone whose brain just can’t process anything more than the most basic, easy information. He’s been way more punchable than usual today.
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"I didn't know David Lynch was making videogames these days." Another original comment from the pigroach
 
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PieceofShet said:
Ikr. Maybe im just not deep into wings lore but what i see is that he is nowhere as bad as our boi.
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Wings has done some shitty stuff, but it’s legit been so many years, and he’s so harmless and boring now. The thing that gets me the most is wings trolls fuck with him harder, and also try to take some moral high ground more than a DSP detractor. Like they constantly keep telling him he has to apologize for something he’s said in the past, or he deserves this because of the weight loss money he all but wasted on the surgery, like these people actually care about that shit still.

Like, no DSP detractor would steal Phil’s PlayStation account and act like they are doing it because he talked about slapping that kid in VR chat, they would do it just to watch him get mad

The wings trolls just act like they are some morally righteous group every-time they fuck with him, which is obviously absurd to act like when you are striking someone’s YouTube, stealing their PlayStation account, calling hookers to his house, or constantly ordering food to his house.

If it was a wings troll that got into DSP’s bank account they’d 100% spend whatever money was in there, DSP acts like his detractors are as malicious as the ones wings deals with

Wings trolls aggressively try to worsen wings life, while most DSP detractors just dig into his personal life to try and expose his lies, because that’s way funnier and annoys Phil more. Wings doesn’t really have anything equivalent to WWE to find out about and and annoy him with
 
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python_lord said:
"I didn't know David Lynch was making videogames these days." Another original comment from the pigroach
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Again, it’s the most basic, easy mode reference when seeing something that’s really weird… “WOW dood it’s like David Lynch or something!” Phil is the ultimate (penultimate?) hack.

And it’s not like 90% of his chat will even know who the fuck David Lynch even is… besides Derich, who has Wikipedia opened constantly.
 
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I wanna say another reason why he probably wants to keep WWE champions in the shadow realm is if he’s more open about it his viewers might bug him to play it on stream, and if he played it on stream he would probably start to hate it like every other game he plays on stream.

Phil’s the perfect example of someone who turned a hobby into a career and now hates the hobby, this dude legit has picked up a controller and played a game for his own personal enjoyment in years from what we know. WWE is one of the few things that probably gives him any enjoyment off camera anymore, it has to remain something he does alone for his own personal enjoyment
 
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