So I'm late, wrote this ages ago but didn't wana sperg out too much but for real, don't think he's dead.
(I got triggered seeing this in community happenings and again its just a FB post from Melinda)
Here are my reasons why I don’t believe it’s real. This was taken from Melinda's explanation of how Marshal used a silencer and she had to clean up the blood herself.
- "He shot himself"
- Why does Marshal, a convict, have a gun? I know that criminals can get guns but kinda risky for him to keep one.
- Why do it in front of her and with kids in the house? If Marshal did do this to avoid jail and upset about work, normally men will lock themselves away or do it outside to not impact his "family". Men who Minecraft infront of people is normally angry at them and wants to punish them.
- “He used a silencer so it wasn’t loud“
- Yes it fucking was if true. Suppressors only realistically shave off about 10~20 dB on a 9mm, suppressors are used to conceal muzzle flash more than they are about sound.
- A silencer would’ve made it kind of hard to point it at himself as well. Not impossible but not really practicable
- If he did have a silencer, most people don’t keep the silencer on their gun when storing it, so he would’ve had to take it out of storage and slowly screw it on, kind of weird thing to do if your manic and about to pop a cap in yo’ ass.
- Suppressors are fucking expensive, extremely situational and pretty much illegal. Like why the fuck would’ve Marsh bought one for in the first place? Planning some hits? Solid Snake roleplay? Dude couldn't afford to have a sprite AND cigs at the same time he was so broke.
- “I had to clean up afterwards”
- Really? if he did fucking ice himself and splattered all 6 of his brain cells on the porch then normally after CSI do a check just to make sure it’s not foul play, if a significant other kills themselves and leaves a widow/family (and like a fucking litter of kids) the PD or what ever department will normally offer to send there cleanup contracts out there and bill it to the department. Granted Melinda's a cunt and they could know her and just said "LMAO sux 2 b u, here's a sponge".
Some other things that don't sit well with me;
- No obid, No death cert, no 3rd party collab outside of people who learned from Melinda first hand.
- Melinda's not naming names. Its all "Marshals work drove him to kermit die", like bitch, if my SO did a 360 noscope into their temple because of work, I would fucking be naming them and their entire board of directors every day for the reset of my life, I would be bargaining and coping. Melinda is uncharacteristically chill about it.
- Marshals no stranger to ghosting an entire state and re-inventing himself else where with a new name.
Yer, this whole thing stinks, no way. This is the
“oh my totes real hot gf just goes to a different school, I would show you a photo but my phone has no battery and her phone is broke” logic.
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However, one thing that does make me think this could be real is Melinda not blaming the Farms in anyway... Normally a fake would pile everybody on for the 'reason' of why they "totes did a suicide"
