Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[AnOminous]

Lol she has an online store now.

http://thefitveganginger.blogspot.com/p/tfvg-online-store.html

It's so bad. Like you know when you're on a shady online store that's so shittily designed it can't be legit? It's like that.

I like how there's pulldowns for ordering and they don't do a damn thing.

 

[Long Sun]

Apparently, she has a certificate from India-based 'Online Skill Assessment and Certification' firm ExpertRating. This is readily available to anyone with $69.99 and an internet connection who isn't completely retarded.

here the website(http://www.expertrating.com/personal-trainer-certification.asp) you can currently buy one get one free, so basicly Hollywood Upstairs Medical of personal trainers
also this review
http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/expertrating-c404966.html

One word scam

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Nutraloaf is CHEESECAKE compared to this.

Hell, anything out of Better Homes and Gardens 1950's is more appealing than this trite.

 

[HexBawxUno]

Anna should go back to ExpertRating and take their programming courses. Maybe she could make a store site that isn't as bad as the "food" she presents.

 

[AnOminous]

Nutraloaf is CHEESECAKE compared to this.

Hell, anything out of Better Homes and Gardens 1950's is more appealing than this trite.

I think if a prison gets sued for Nutraloaf being cruel and unusual punishment, they ought to bring this garbage in as proof that it isn't, because there's much, much worse they could be giving prisoners.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Anna should go back to ExpertRating and take their programming courses. Maybe she could make a store site that isn't as bad as the "food" she presents.

Or she should be taken to a facility where they can treat her for her illness.

But knowing patient consent is a huge factor, she has to go through with it herself. Which she won't.

 

[glass_houses]

The only way she'll have a job interview is if she applies online.

And when people see her, they'll be horrified.

I've been seeing this a lot, but I've been wondering.

Why so many hash tags and emojis? WHY SO MANY. It's not cute, it just looks trashy for anyone's page. She's a bad speller, she's got bad grammar, and she's pretty much showing she was never educated in any meaningful way (case and point - the way she is now and who she's listening to for health advice).

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." -Dorothy Parker.

 

[shittingpretty]

Or she should be taken to a facility where they can treat her for her illness.

But knowing patient consent is a huge factor, she has to go through with it herself. Which she won't.

Forcing people into treatment isn't really that effective anyway. Sure, they can force feed her, hook her up to a feeding tube, etc. But that won't work forever. As soon as she's released she'd be back to her "healthy"/deadly lifestyle.

 

[Long Sun]

Basicly they will they to stabilizes her then she maybe relessed

 

[Adamska]

Nutraloaf is CHEESECAKE compared to this.

Hell, anything out of Better Homes and Gardens 1950's is more appealing than this trite.

Henry Ford ate better than this, and he pulled weeds out of the ground and ate them.

 

[niggawhat]

Doesn't she need a business license to resell holistic/medical garbage? I would be very surprised if she even knows to report that shit on her taxes.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Guess Anna didn't splash out twelve big ones for the vector version of that clipart stock image.

Every print-on-demand service I've used notifies you if your design is going to be clipped or pixelated. She must've clicked "Ignore, proceed anyway" to all sorts of warnings to end up with something this shitty.

The best I can say for her final product is that it is consistent with her overall brand.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

She always has bandages on her fingers.

 

[drain]

Spoiler: Flax n' Protein Power Balls

Ingredients
1. 1/4 cup rice protein (brown rice or regular)
2. 2 T ground flaxseed
3. one packet stevia powder
4. 3-4 T water

Also, her face looks completely detached from her body. It's look like her face and body are of two different people.

Spoiler

 

[Mellorine]

Normal protein/energy/power balls (which, as the name suggests, are basically diy power bars, but round and less dry) usually involve oats, one or more nut butters, maybe some flax or chia, some protein powder, and stuff to make it taste good, like dried fruit or a few chocolate chips. She's just literally moistening some protein powder and rolling it into spheres. Ugh.

 

[nad7155]

With her love of stevia and crazy, she should hook up with Dan Quinn.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think the bandages are because her skin is thin from lack of nutrients. Or she's really clumsy because her brain is slowly failing.

 

[yasscat]

I think the bandages are because her skin is thin from lack of nutrients. Or she's really clumsy because her brain is slowly failing.

Both.

 

[SpaceDandy]

Those "power balls" remind me of Charlie from always sunny crushing vitamins and cat food for his energy balls that he lives on. The difference is charlie is poor and his probably contain some calories.

 

[AnOminous]

Those "power balls" remind me of Charlie from always sunny crushing vitamins and cat food for his energy balls that he lives on. The difference is charlie is poor and his probably contain some calories.

I'd rather eat those.