DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

No one is going to do shit, fag.

And also it just wouldn't work. Wings is not terminally online, believe it or not he actually has a family, a life offline with real life acquaintances and a few friends, and has tried to get real jobs, so he has a lot more attack vectors.

DSP has no family of his own, just a loveless, sexless marriage and a cat, and views his parents with disdain for not just giving him more money, he wishes they would die already so he can get his inheritance. He has no friends or any semblance of an offline life, after Kat the next person he has had more contact with in the past 5 years is the food delivery guy who gets his orders the most. And he hasn't had a job since he realized he can just beg for a living. There's nothing anyone can really do to DSP that isn't already been done.

DSP just begs day in and day out and that's the end of it, all you can do is point and laugh at the beggar and his vices because that's literally all he has and does.

There’s plenty of things that have happened to wings that don’t involve his social life. He’s had his PlayStation account stolen, he’s had his YouTube false flagged, and even had his Twitter taken down

At the very least it seems incredibly easy to abuse the Twitter and YouTube copyrights to the point of at least annoying the shit out of him, especially when he’s online streaming way more than wings.

This mentality that nothing can be done to Phil because he’s already so pathetic is incredibly silly.

 

[Sup3r]

This whole someone stole money outta my bank account for years is fucking funny when you realize that shit would of been automatically noticed during Phils bankruptcy when Nancy asked for months and months of back PayPal statements. But what do I know right? I'm not the fucking idiot that put those changes under microtransactions on my own bankruptcy filing.

It's more retarded for the basic premise that he would've had years prior to the bankruptcy that he would've noticed money escaping his bank account. If he was as scared of not having as much money as he needs to pay his bills as he claims, he'd be checking his bank account every day, not ignoring it for years.

In order to even begin believing his shit, you'd need to buy that he never once checked his bank statements or record once for years and yet could explain the 10s of thousands spent on iTunes and PayPal as his own spending and not the work of evil detractors.

Even when he has a gift wrapped narrative for getting out of responsibility for something, he just cannot take it, he had to find some way to fuck it all up

 

[Coke Zero]

A DSPFitness exercise channel would be a hit.

I would pay money do see phil try to bench press. I doubt he could even finish 1 rep with just the bar.

And I would love to see the former bodybuilder who used to be ripped waddle around the gym and have no idea how to use any of the equipment.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Would @Piece of Peace or anyone else happen to know what his SC total was for the first stream ?
I've checked the tips tracker but cant see SC on that.
Something he said at the end of the stream got me thinking and I want to confirm my theory without looking like a fucking regard.

Look at the bottom of the spreadsheet, there's tabs there, to the right you're looking for the tab titled "YT (Raw)" which has a date, game played, name of the contributor, amount, currency and even membership logging info.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It's more retarded for the basic premise that he would've had years prior to the bankruptcy that he would've noticed money escaping his bank account. If he was as scared of not having as much money as he needs to pay his bills as he claims, he'd be checking his bank account every day, not ignoring it for years.

In order to even begin believing his shit, you'd need to buy that he never once checked his bank statements or record once for years and yet could explain the 10s of thousands spent on iTunes and PayPal as his own spending and not the work of evil detractors.

Even when he has a gift wrapped narrative for getting out of responsibility for something, he just cannot take it, he had to find some way to fuck it all up

Yeah, the guy who cries poverty every single day while begging children for money and knows exactly how much breakfast he can afford to have delivered tomorrow didn't notice six figures missing from his bank account. That totally happened.

I would pay money do see phil try to bench press. I doubt he could even finish 1 rep with just the bar.

And I would love to see the former bodybuilder who used to be ripped waddle around the gym and have no idea how to use any of the equipment.

I just want a new This Is How You Don't Exercise (TIHYDE) series

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

And I would love to see the former bodybuilder who used to be ripped waddle around the gym and have no idea how to use any of the equipment.

"What the fuck? this machine's fucking broken dood, ah ah ah!" *proceeds to pretzel himself into a machine in the complete wrong way, despite VERY CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS emblazoned on the side, right next to him*

 

[DentSidePhil]

Look at the bottom of the spreadsheet, there's tabs there, to the right you're looking for the tab titled "YT (Raw)" which has a date, game played, name of the contributor, amount, currency and even membership logging info.

Ahh thanks.
I didn't think to click the raw tab I just assumed they were on a different tracker sheet.

 

[Super Dent Head]

"What the fuck? this machine's fucking broken dood, ah ah ah!" *proceeds to pretzel himself into a machine in the complete wrong way, despite VERY CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS emblazoned on the side, right next to him*

Reminded me of this old scene from The Simpsons (Timestamp 2:38 if it doesn't work)

https://youtu.be/ODOFFkpieYs?t=158

 

[Coomfucius]

Calling it now, Phil’s going tweet about how he looked at his paper with all his wwe champions spendings and how to his shock/horror he might lose his house if low tips continue.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Is he late? What is going on? Stream was scheduled to start 15 minutes ago! Get off your ass, piggy!

 

[Joshuan Moon]

It's more retarded for the basic premise that he would've had years prior to the bankruptcy that he would've noticed money escaping his bank account. If he was as scared of not having as much money as he needs to pay his bills as he claims, he'd be checking his bank account every day, not ignoring it for years.

In order to even begin believing his shit, you'd need to buy that he never once checked his bank statements or record once for years and yet could explain the 10s of thousands spent on iTunes and PayPal as his own spending and not the work of evil detractors.

Even when he has a gift wrapped narrative for getting out of responsibility for something, he just cannot take it, he had to find some way to fuck it all up

Has he even specified which transactions were the fake ones stealing from him all this time? Because all of the transactions were either things that were obviously his own bills and purchases in his local area. The transactions from apple itunes were made by debit card, not echeck. His debit card information hasn't been compromised and nobody (including him) has ever claimed it was. The only possible way for someone to have directly made a transaction on his account would have been from an EFT and I somehow doubt mobile games allow you to pay in a way that takes days to clear.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Is he late? What is going on? Stream was scheduled to start 15 minutes ago! Get off your ass, piggy!

Todays the day awf

 

[Coomfucius]

Is he late? What is going on? Stream was scheduled to start 15 minutes ago! Get off your ass, piggy!

It’s his day ahff so he’s going to be fattening up with Khet

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Todays the day awf

It’s his day ahff so he’s going to be fattening up with Khet

My bad. I saw he had the batman stream pre scheduled and only checked the time. I assume it would be today

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It's happened before in the past but when DSP cries that the sky is falling and nothing turns up of it with being also showered with money instead, he just goes "Okay guys haha" and everything is all fine and dandy.

Like during the Ass Pro Fishing game he played he like kiddishly hints how the game is proud of him and then tries to slyly joke about hoping to get more support its like man, this shit should have been happening a LONG time ago. It might have humbled him for a bit. Maybe it's just some alternative universe WHATIF? scenarios but this guy had a bit of LTG humbling getting hugged by a GLTY tranny in public type of smirk.

But this shit has ran the course for so long that this Nigga Who Cried Wolf too many times have no chance of redemption. Phil has got way too comfortable with being a slimy bitch and btw Jasper agrees with me.

 

[Joshuan Moon]

I just want a new This Is How You Don't Exercise (TIHYDE) series

One gaffe he had a while back was a semi transparent piece of fan-art in his slideshow. Normally the camera would be covered by the slideshow in his pre-stream but when that picture is up you could see through to it showing him rocking around like a mad man with a pink tint.

Someone somewhere made it into like a mock workout video with synthwavey type music backing it. I can't find it now and the link I have to the clip itself seems to have been killed. Anybody have a copy/link? Might have been among the purged accounts.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Debunked instantly after. He knows we say it's WWE Champions, he says "yes, I play mobile games", admitting to it, we just fighting over the 100k now, moving the goal posts again.
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Just a friendly reminder for those who are flush with the appropriate skills that we have a detractor video thread, so if someone wanted to make a nice little compilation of Phil talking about playing mobile games a few years ago, then saying he was stopping b/c of Khet, then continuing to talk about playing games months after Khet was in the condo, to denying he still plays mobile games, to his rants today, that would be pretty cool.

Note that the Champions thread has a number of useful clips.

If you all will indulge me cracking into one of Phil's favorite chesnuts: his haters/trolls/detractors are a bunch of micro analyzing nerds who pick apart everything he says. I agree with him, the level of autistic cataloging and research that's done here borders on unhealthy. Which begs the question: how dumb do you have to be to acknowledge how this site will pull up things you said from years back to show you're lying, and not try and keep a consistent narrative?

I would pay money do see phil try to bench press. I doubt he could even finish 1 rep with just the bar.

And I would love to see the former bodybuilder who used to be ripped waddle around the gym and have no idea how to use any of the equipment.

Look at this asshole "Phil, you're barely moving the bar, it's not touching your chest" shadafudup. Fucking idiot. Its bad for your elbows to bring the bar all the way down to your chest moron, ask anyone who lifts and they'll tell you that. Fucking idiot.

And look, look at this guy! "Uh, uh Phil you should probably have a spotter, you barely moved the bar down and it's looking really unstable" Oh yeah? How about YOU go run your own workout, you stupid fucking moron.

Thank you for the compliment Derich, but men have pectorals, not....I'm not going to say that word, because....look I'm a married man.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

One gaffe he had a while back was a semi transparent piece of fan-art in his slideshow. Normally the camera would be covered by the slideshow in his pre-stream but when that picture is up you could see through to it showing him rocking around like a mad man with a pink tint.

Someone somewhere made it into like a mock workout video with synthwavey type music backing it. I can't find it now and the link I have to the clip itself seems to have been killed. Anybody have a copy/link? Might have been among the purged accounts.

It was a Mrhuth vid. I can't find it now.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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According to your data, do trolls cumulatively tip/superchat more than paypigs?

 

[SupSilver]

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