The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Niggerphobe]

What if the tranch did a crossover with urban rescue ranch

 

[the luckiest number]

What if the tranch did a crossover with urban rescue ranch

They would never, Kevin would have to face a murder bird with his deadname.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Shit eater Jen is dumber than I thought, back in ye olden days of the GWOT before MEPSCOM could see into a recruits medical records if you had potential but not serious disqualify condition you did what everyone did as their recruiter told them, and you LIED. Why no I never had asthma as a child etc. Everyone including the Docs at MEPS knew what the game was and went along with it so long as your lie was not exceptionally outrageous.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

My experience has been that evictions are pretty slow on marginal land. I know a few hundred acre commune that's technically the bank's since the official Tenants in Common died about a decade ago and there's been no movement on that front. I would assume there's an element of pragmatism to it, can they actually expect to recoup any of their loss by taking possession of and auctioning the place?

That's rather what I figured. I imagined the bank would eventually be moved to take action lest they lose the property altogether through adverse possession, but apparently the minimum in Colorado is 18 years before that becomes a risk, and we all know there's no way in Hell the Tranch gang will last that long. I'd sooner expect Penny to shuffle off this mortal coil from an untreated dental abscess that spreads to his brain.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I know there's some psych term for this but I am having a moment.

What's the term for everyone ganging up on the person who points out that dad's drinking is destroying the family, because the person who points it out is the real enemy, and not the person who is doing the actual damage?

This is what the "KF is the real enemy for revealing that one of our own sucks" is doing for me.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I know there's some psych term for this but I am having a moment.

What's the term for everyone ganging up on the person who points out that dad's drinking is destroying the family, because the person who points it out is the real enemy, and not the person who is doing the actual damage?

This is what the "KF is the real enemy for revealing that one of our own sucks" is doing for me.

I don't know the psych terms but it's mostly just shooting the messenger. A kind of scapegoating, and ad hominem through guilt by association.

I think the black-and-white thinking these types all show also play a role. Someone can only ever be all good or all bad, a predetermined bad person saying something correct about a predetermined good person creates cognitive dissonance.

 

[Ghostse]

I don't know the psych terms but it's mostly just shooting the messenger. A kind of scapegoating, and ad hominem through guilt by association.

I think the black-and-white thinking these types all show also play a role. Someone can only ever be all good or all bad, a predetermined bad person saying something correct about a predetermined good person creates cognitive dissonance.

He's right, there is a term for blaming the external person who points out how fucked up everything is.
Again, a tranny's first instinct is to ratking their fellow men, and to point out that money (and ciswomen/children sucking ladypenis) is the solution to every problem a tranny has so you are the real monster by denying them.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1554259647565119489 (https://archive.ph/u5o8N)

Did we know about him being disqualified for military service due to ADHD? The posturing about having a rifle there is so feminine!

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I still think that faggot Jarrod is most likely to kill someone. He has that gangly loser white dude mass shooter look down.
Even the maddest of the MATI posters on KF doesn't come off as assblasted as he does every day.

Any military kiwis have any idea what the fuck he means?

None because this story is made up. He either had a red flag in his medical records before MEPs or most likely he never even made a serious effort to join. As others have said as long as you aren't a retard, and actually some retards still figure this out and get in, you just lie at MEPs and don't do hard drugs. That's it.

I actually remember when I was waiting to ship out to bootcamp that I spent several days a week at my recruiter station in order to get a promotion. Since I had an EMT cert and two years of college under my belt one of the infantry recruiters thought I was smart enough to give medical advice on whether some kids would be ok to join with prior conditions.

He would hand me packets of the guy's who had reported health issues and see if I could justify letting them join. I remember this specifically because one kid had been beaten pretty severly as a baby. I'm talking subdural hematoma and hospitalization. It just broke my heart to read police reports and hospital notes about some kid being nearly killed by his piece of shit dad. He suffered serious developmental issues and had a plate in his skull for a bit.

When I finished reading the dude looked at me and said "So can we get him in if he lies?" and I just sat there staring at him for a minute like "DUDE WTF?!"

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Jarrod's permaculture project seemed to mostly involve a bunch of fruit, vegetable and herb seeds, some of which stood a chance in the growing season (chard, spinach, thyme) and some which definitely did not (cantaloupes, butternut squash). I don't think we ever saw him plant them.

In order to have any chance he would have needed to grow them in containers or in raised beds filled with fertile topsoil and lined with wood (like a bootleg hugelkultur) but container gardening doesn't feel very permaculture and he'd have needed a bunch of time, money and resources to get all the soil, wood etc for efficient raised beds. Also even with hugelkultur he probably would have had to water the shit out of it, which isn't very permaculture. And between the field serfs leaving and Penny starting up his terrible construction company, there probably hasn't been much spare time or money (or energy) for something that ambitious.

I think the concept of growing feedstock probably didn't really occur to him, because it's less tangible compared to foraging in the forest or having delicious home grown veg on the table.

I'm trying to think how you could even try and salvage some of that land - I'm no farmer but I do garden. You'd probably need to hire a rotorvator or plough because there's too much ground to get in there with a garden fork. Plough the alpaca manure into the soil and then immediately lay down loads of rolls of turf and water the shit out of it for weeks in the hopes it roots and stops loose soil blowing away. Then I guess get planting actual feedstock, and keep the livestock away from it for a couple years while you work on other patches and then set up a system of rotating grazing?

I don't know if that would even work given the climate extremes and amount of water they have access to (and the fact the alpaca would probably manage to get in, or be lead in by Penny who would want photos of them in a temporarily verdant landscape). Even if it did work, I imagine the cost would be astronomical, and given none of them own the Tranch, they'd probably see it as just furnishing Bonnie's pocket.

You couldn't do it with alpaca there. What you would need to do is basically dig shallow trenches and fill them with a mix of wood chips and soil. Then establish the native grasses there again. Simply having a foothold is usually enough to speed up the process and if you really fuck up like I did, you'll end up with a thick, horrifying, unweedable mass of horrid vegetation that smothers your heirloom sunflowers in their FUCKING SLEEP in under a year.

and once they are done with that they creep into all the other flower beds and fuck everything else up to. and soon they are breaking down the sides of the steppes you built because you live in a hilly, clay filled region and now the sunflowers that didn't get choked out now fall over and your neighbor points out how unruly your garden is so you go to the Las Vegas Strip and commit the worst mass shooting in United States history. After putting terabytes of illegal pornography on your brothers computer from 1995 and leaving the stone on at home. Allegedly.

But for real though, soil management is key here and all you need. Some people in this thread seem to see this burnt out wasteland with megaton over the horizon. You really just need to provide footholds to expedite growth. It'll take a few years, don't get me wrong, but I just see an overgrazed steppe.

 

[Temperance]

Penny retweeted the Katrina Mora gofundme again an hour ago. 3 hours ago, an "anonymous" donor dropped $100 on the GFM after more than a month of there being no donations. Smooth move, Penny - not suspicious at all!



Poor babies. Just a tiny bit of muddy water for waterfowl like ducks is naked cruelty.


Alpacawitz:


Wasteland:

Spoiler: Notice how few alpacas are in these photos...

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm noticing a couple totally empty stock tanks and large areas of land that not even shrubs will grow on.

Shouldn't those sheep have had their tails docked?

How long has it been since the animal welfare people were out there?

Looks like Darfur.

All it needs is a vulture next to an emaciated baby.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Shouldn't those sheep have had their tails docked?

I thought it was to keep them from shitting on it and it matting up, but I googled it and it's apparently not a problem if it's dry. Which we know for fucking certain an overabundance of moisture is not a problem.

 

[Peru oso donas]

I wonder when will they run out of people giving them alpacas to get rid of them, or have they finally ran out and that's why they don't have the big ass herd size they had a year ago?

 

[EyeBP]

Their alpaca herd is undoubtedly massively reduced. I am curious as to whether any have been used for live target practice instead of shooting at cans or whatever on their range. They certainly wouldn't tweet about it and it gets rid of alpaca that are otherwise just a cost and didn't cooperate and die in the deathpit over winter or die of malnutrition, disease or whatever.

 

[stupid frog]

Trannies love pulling out the white supremacy card. If they actually interacted with nonwhite people they’d know that black people and Hispanics think trannies are dangerous, unsightly abominations too.

Instead of waving his limp HRT dick around, Jared should explain how a permaculture expert destroyed his (rented) land.

Technically, the Tranch is stolen land. From Bonnie('s mom).

 

[stupid frog]

This thread needs to know more about Josie/Jarrod Hunter Stanley:

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(Apologies if there are problems with the images here, I'm having big issues with attachments for some reason, I think xenforo is saving image files as webp but using a .jpg extension so they can't be re-uploaded. Some of these I've had to take screenshots to be able to upload because direct linking to the files on the other thread doesn't embed the images properly).

Josie Stanley (Powerword Jarrod Hunter Stanley) is the third member of Penny and Kev's BDSM poly throuple. CORRECTION: I was getting him mixed up with Jen/Norintha, who we almost never hear anything from or about (Maybe he's chained up in the basement. Maybe he's into that shit. Bring out the gimp.). He has been living on the Tranch since about late last summer. Deets and dox from @Meiwaku (who deserves credit for digging up most of the information in this post) here, more from @Lubby Smith here. We saw almost nothing from him for the first year of the Kev thread other than his tweets from the @josiebean42 account, turns out that he wasn't "out" to his parents until early this year, hence his low profile, but since then he has been making up for lost time. Buckle up, Kiwis, because Josie is fucking insane. Credit to Meiwaku, Lubby Smith and @Law for the below:

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Like all Troons, he angrily blames everyone but himself for his problems, though in his case it's almost to a comedic degree.

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Note that in the above post he He also admits to being severely mentally ill, which is interesting given that he is armed 24/7:

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How did his "coming out" go? Not well. He possibly has the worst relationship with his family out of any of the Tranchers, and bear in mind Bonnie's dad is a convicted pedo:

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Looks like his family sees right through his bullshit.

Like Penis, he's ex-military and severely mentally ill. He is from a military family and his father, of course, is rich like all the rest (every single trancher we've looked into so far has wealthy parents because of course they do) and owns a 100-acre property in Texas (3 times the size of the Tranch, lol). His mother works in intel, which has fuelled the family drama somewhat:

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Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. He's like the platonic ideal of the spoiled, entitled rage-fuelled failson of a successful family whose entire life is dedicated to "fuck you, dad" in an attempt to deflect the blame for his own massive life failures. Place your bets, people!

(Edited to fix a couple of factual errors and make this post a bit clearer.)

Reposting Josie's dox.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I still think that faggot Jarrod is most likely to kill someone. He has that gangly loser white dude mass shooter look down.
Even the maddest of the MATI posters on KF doesn't come off as assblasted as he does every day.

None because this story is made up. He either had a red flag in his medical records before MEPs or most likely he never even made a serious effort to join. As others have said as long as you aren't a retard, and actually some retards still figure this out and get in, you just lie at MEPs and don't do hard drugs. That's it.

I actually remember when I was waiting to ship out to bootcamp that I spent several days a week at my recruiter station in order to get a promotion. Since I had an EMT cert and two years of college under my belt one of the infantry recruiters thought I was smart enough to give medical advice on whether some kids would be ok to join with prior conditions.

He would hand me packets of the guy's who had reported health issues and see if I could justify letting them join. I remember this specifically because one kid had been beaten pretty severly as a baby. I'm talking subdural hematoma and hospitalization. It just broke my heart to read police reports and hospital notes about some kid being nearly killed by his piece of shit dad. He suffered serious developmental issues and had a plate in his skull for a bit.

When I finished reading the dude looked at me and said "So can we get him in if he lies?" and I just sat there staring at him for a minute like "DUDE WTF?!"

You should have seen the Army recruiters and Marine Recruiters after 9/11.
To paraphrase one recruiter.....,,. are you blind death and or noticeably retarded? No ok good welcome Uncle Sam could use a good man like you.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

All it needs is a vulture next to an emaciated baby.

What do you think Jarrod is for?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What do you think Jarrod is for?

Given the way he fedposts, I assumed he was an FBI plant.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

You should have seen the Army recruiters and Marine Recruiters after 9/11.
To paraphrase one recruiter.....,,. are you blind death and or noticeably retarded? No ok good welcome Uncle Sam could use a good man like you.

"Blind Dead and Noticeably retarded" describes the entirety of close air support thought. If we get rid of them whose gonna fly the A10?