Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

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Nice suit Sander, does it come in a men’s?
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Nah. The Jewish femcels you’re talking about don’t get last minute, borderline arranged marriages anymore. The ones who would marry him back in the day are now cat ladies. They’re like Mayim Bialik in that god-awful show about the cat lady who runs a cat cafe, but real. That dating pool has shrunk thanks to SSRIs and feminism. He’d need to have a better career or larger trust fund to land one. Griffon could, but after passing the bar, he could get a shiksha or more attractive Jewish wife, like one of Ari’s friends or something.

I wonder if Ari is done riding the cock carousel in college, and is looking for an eligible victim bachelor to tie the knot with.
Thank god for feminism. I don't even like cats but I'd have ten before I married a guy like Sander.
 
Thank god for feminism. I don't even like cats but I'd have ten before I married a guy like Sander.
Can you imagine even a first date with Sander? Most people try to make a good first impression. He would immediately start talking about the LGBTQ+ and trying to film you for a Tiktok. He's NEVER getting a girlfriend, let alone married.
 

Peep who actually made the comment too, lol.

Thank god for feminism. I don't even like cats but I'd have ten before I married a guy like Sander.
Xanthe my daughter, you are wammin now. Yu must choose life.
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Thank god for feminism. I don't even like cats but I'd have ten before I married a guy like Sander.
Lmao this needs to be tweeted to Sander.

they also have the option to become a KPop stan if they’re allergic to cats. Better to watch Tiktoks of Korean twinks with names like Hankook and Doosan than the shit Sander puts out.


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She should give Sander a call when she’s ready to settle down.
 
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Fuck, that game was before my time and I didn’t know the premise until now. I assumed Larry was a stereotype of an ugly old dude who still gets laid constantly due to fame/money/legendary dick. Like Ron Jeremy and Hugh Hefner, or literally 99% of men wealthy enough to support a sugar baby. But no. It predicted incels in the mid 90s (“modern” incels actually started in the early 70s, but calling it in the 90s was still prescient).

I wonder if all the 20-something incels are going to hit 38 and realize this is their last chance to do it without viagra.
 
Authentic people don't make tik tok videos for asspats.

Last year IIRC the big narrative was that Jazz needed to move away from the family and develop his own personality and learn to be a human being.

Sander needs to go work behind the counter at a ski resort or some shit.

Right now he's giving off the vibe of a particularly anti-Semitic Sims mod.
 
Look, I'm gonna be nice.

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This type of clothes and colors look good on him. Drop the "LGBT" fashion and get more stuff like this. Add a good haircut and he's gonna look like a normal human male that isn't ugly.

And also, don't speak. For the love of God,
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don't speak. If you speak, they will know you are simple. If they know you are simple, they will drown you in river.
 
Look, I'm gonna be nice.

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This type of clothes and colors look good on him. Drop the "LGBT" fashion and get more stuff like this. Add a good haircut and he's gonna look like a normal human male that isn't ugly.

And also, don't speak. For the love of God,
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don't speak. If you speak, they will know you are simple. If they know you are simple, they will drown you in river.
But this wouldn't be his greasy, shirtless, asinine "authentic" cringe self.
 
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