Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

[Jack Awful]

Kengle's complaining about the fundraiser Chris requested to move Barb out of 14BLC, and the recent letter where Chris basically spergs about not being able to return home, and how Barb is going to die soon due to her age. The recent letter gives these undertones that Chris values returning home over the survival of his own mother, which in all honesty, is something I would have imagined him saying if he were in jail. For some reason, people like Kengle interpret it as him "wishing death on" or wanting to physically harm Barb.

It's interesting seeing him act like this is somehow wildly out of character for Chris and not par for the course.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Kengle's complaining about the fundraiser Chris requested to move Barb out of 14BLC, and the recent letter where Chris basically spergs about not being able to return home, and how Barb probably should be dead soon due to her age. The recent letter gives these undertones that Chris values returning home over the survival of his own mother, which in all honesty, is something I would have imagined him saying if he were in jail for a crime like this. For some reason, people like Kengle interpret it as him "wishing death on" or wanting to physically harm Barb.

They were okay that he raped her, but trying to evict her was a bridge too far? Retarded.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

They were okay that he raped her, but trying to evict her was a bridge too far? Retarded.

To be fair, Kengle did cite the "rape" as one of the reasons for why he's cutting ties with Chris. Still, it sure took a lot for them to just give up on him all the sudden.

 

[Jack Awful]

To be fair, Kengle did cite the "rape" as one of the reasons for why he's cutting ties with Chris. Still, it sure took a lot for them to just give up on him all the sudden.

The rape happened over a year ago.
The fact it wasn't bad enough for Kengle to break contact immediately says volumes.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Kengle probably saw the writing on the wall that either Chris is going to be locked up for years or that he is going to be a pain in the ass once he comes out and begs for support for his "allies". So he just finds a good reason to bounce out.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

To be fair, Kengle did cite the "rape" as one of the reasons for why he's cutting ties with Chris. Still, it sure took a lot for them to just give up on him all the sudden.

Yeah, but he put it third on the list of reasons.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The rape happened over a year ago.
The fact it wasn't bad enough for Kengle to break contact immediately says volumes.

I just think what he really cares about is how much milk he can get out of Chris at this point. He already said he'd stop writing letters to Chris when he got transferred, but when Chris returned to the jail, he did it anyway.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I love that Kengle has a Chris level understanding of Sonichu's popularity. He seems to think people liked Sonichu unironically and will still be interested in it after its creator raped his elderly mom.

This delusion does give me hope that the result could be an entertaining train wreck and not just a dull kind of stupid

 

[AnOminous]

I just think what he really cares about is how much milk he can get out of Chris at this point. He already said he'd stop writing letters to Chris when he got transferred, but when Chris returned to the jail, he did it anyway.

Kengle is such an annoying autistic fat fuck that nobody would pay him any attention without literally being in prison.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Kengle is such an annoying autistic fat fuck that nobody would pay him any attention without literally being in prison.

And it seems like even then Kengle has to be the one to initiate contact. So he's effectively begging for attention from someone whose only other entertainment is staring at a wall.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Only Chris can lose his Beta orbiter of Kengel.

 

[TurdEthics]

So... Does this mean that Sonichu will no longer live in CWCVille, & will be moving to Nigeria?

 

[thegooddoctor]

The rape happened over a year ago.
The fact it wasn't bad enough for Kengle to break contact immediately says volumes.

I have legitimately never found a more desperate attention seeking tard than Kengle, I don’t why this thread didn’t stay locked tbh.

 

[An Ghost]

The rape happened over a year ago.
The fact it wasn't bad enough for Kengle to break contact immediately says volumes.

Kengle secretly hoping he can get a crumb of that Barbussy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

To be fair, Kengle did cite the "rape" as one of the reasons for why he's cutting ties with Chris. Still, it sure took a lot for them to just give up on him all the sudden.

I agree. He's an opportunist, and his moment in the sun won't last long. Once people begin to ignore him and his rip off of a rip off he'll go back to communicating openly with Chris citing humanitarian reasons like he's princess Diana taming a leper colony.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Kengle is such an annoying autistic fat fuck that nobody would pay him any attention without literally being in prison.

He boils hamburger. Thats almost as bad as raping your own mother.

 

[D_Tractor]

https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1556267996800237571

NEVERMIND ITS A FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER. KENGLE DISAPOINTS YET AGAIN.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1556267996800237571

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This could be really good or really stupid.

 

[Ass Johnson]

This could be really good or really stupid.

Or most likely: so stupid it's good.

Based on the wording, it sounds like he recieved a new, 12 page letter? If true, something that long has to contain something interesting.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

This could be really good or really stupid.

Likely the latter but there's probably some good kernels of info in that 12 page turd.