DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Your planet has 56 weeks in a year?

Not every planet is on the same plane as the earth my friend.

This is the one thing I never understood about the bank leaks as my bank account doesn't list purchase from my PayPal even though its attached to my account.

So what Phil does is immediately transfer the tips to his bank account after the stream paying the instant transfer penalty losing a % of the total transfer. He then transfers it back to PayPal to make pulls... So the point was?????????????

Maybe @TJGamebox can shed some light on the different ways one would siphon money into the game.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

This is the one thing I never understood about the bank leaks as my bank account doesn't list purchase from my PayPal even though its attached to my account.

So what Phil does is immediately transfer the tips to his bank account after the stream paying the instant transfer penalty losing a % of the total transfer. He then transfers it back to PayPal to make pulls... So the point was?????????????

DSPLogic: "If I transfer my tips immediatly into my bank account, no one can refund them from my PayPal"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil's idea of sarcasm will always be strange to me. For example, when he got trolled in Friday The 13th, he "sarcastically" says this

It's(almost)always him going "Yes, that's exactly what I did, you're absolutely right" and then calling them an idiot afterwards

This type of sarcasm works, and ONLY works if it's very clear you don't do the thing people are claiming and amusing the idea. It also doesn't work if you're a known lying asshole who at rare days, is truthful about things.

Yes Phil, you jerked off in front of people. Children could be debated, but you jerked off in front of potential children here. There is no way to confirm any of this though and he can semantics his way to wave off the whole idea because people got a piece of information wrong. You're still THE GUY.

 

[Comma]

Boy, I can't wait to hear about how DSP had to take fries as a side dish instead of baked potatoes while going out to dinner because he had to nickle and dime on his Day Off®.

He kinda has to at this point, when you - unlike his supporters - think about it: he has been doing this "Tomorrow is my day off and I REALLY need the funds, or else I won't be able to afford groceries" guilt-trip so systematically, that there's no other possible outcome than him not being able to afford groceries when indeed the day before the day off was "slow". Which it actually was, this time: his usual "day before the day off"-guild-trip netted him not even $90 in total, AND in the seven days before his day off he made "only" half of his $300-a-day tips goal, $162 on average per day, to be precise.

So there's only two options, really:

1) he will actually tell his viewers he had to nickle and dime his way through the day, which is an embarrassing thing in and on itself, or
2) he could do groceries just fine

In a normal world - which the DSPverse isn't - option 2 would signal to his supporters that he actually doesn't need $300 a day, and that his usual guilt-trips and begs on this subject are exaggerated and in bad faith.

So yeah, it's going to be interesting to see what he'll be going for today. According to his tweet he had a "great day off", which should mean he could do everything he needed to do on his day off just fine. If not, at the least it's another one of his fake positivity things, only making him look less sincere than he already does.

 

[Balr0g]

Boy, I can't wait to hear about how DSP had to take fries as a side dish instead of baked potatoes while going out to dinner because he had to nickle and dime on his Day Off®.

My bet is on dry toast and a glass of water for breakfast and a shitty burger king sandwich for lunch

 

[Iron Hamster]

My bet is on dry toast and a glass of water for breakfast and a shitty burger king sandwich for lunch

Penis butter and jelly dude. He's POOR!!!!!!!!!! BK is out of reach. Especially when you are going to order it with extra mayo.

 

[Pargon]

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop a line and say that I bought a new car and got a new higher-paying job within the same week so I’d like to wish every person reading here massive fortune and success and good health except for Phil (who also definitely reads here) whom I’d like to invite to Suck My Entire Ass.

You will never rank in any aspect of life, Phil. Not ever, not if medical science somehow renders you immortal. You will always fail, and it will always be your fault, because you are bound and determined to get in your own way. May you eat shit, die painfully and alone, and may your corpse feed worms all possessing spines bigger than yours.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop a line and say that I bought a new car and got a new higher-paying job within the same week so I’d like to wish every person reading here massive fortune and success and good health except for Phil (who also definitely reads here) whom I’d like to invite to Suck My Entire Ass.

You will never rank in any aspect of life, Phil. Not ever, not if medical science somehow renders you immortal. You will always fail, and it will always be your fault, because you are bound and determined to get in your own way. May you eat shit, die painfully and alone, and may your corpse feed worms all possessing spines bigger than yours.

Congrats. I heard its a buyers market for cars. How much instant cash back did they pay you to take the car?

 

[Super Dent Head]

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop a line and say that I bought a new car and got a new higher-paying job within the same week so I’d like to wish every person reading here massive fortune and success and good health except for Phil (who also definitely reads here) whom I’d like to invite to Suck My Entire Ass.

You will never rank in any aspect of life, Phil. Not ever, not if medical science somehow renders you immortal. You will always fail, and it will always be your fault, because you are bound and determined to get in your own way. May you eat shit, die painfully and alone, and may your corpse feed worms all possessing spines bigger than yours.

Congrats, man!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop a line and say that I bought a new car and got a new higher-paying job within the same week so I’d like to wish every person reading here massive fortune and success and good health except for Phil (who also definitely reads here) whom I’d like to invite to Suck My Entire Ass.

You will never rank in any aspect of life, Phil. Not ever, not if medical science somehow renders you immortal. You will always fail, and it will always be your fault, because you are bound and determined to get in your own way. May you eat shit, die painfully and alone, and may your corpse feed worms all possessing spines bigger than yours.

you bastard

 

[epictldr]

Not every planet is on the same plane as the earth my friend.

Maybe @TJGamebox can shed some light on the different ways one would siphon money into the game.

From what have seen with paypal, after you deplete your funds on the account, it THEN takes the money out of the bank account. So theoretically, not only is all the money coming out of the bank account for champs, all the money that is directly in paypal is being depleted FIRST.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop a line and say that I bought a new car and got a new higher-paying job within the same week so I’d like to wish every person reading here massive fortune and success and good health except for Phil (who also definitely reads here) whom I’d like to invite to Suck My Entire Ass.

You will never rank in any aspect of life, Phil. Not ever, not if medical science somehow renders you immortal. You will always fail, and it will always be your fault, because you are bound and determined to get in your own way. May you eat shit, die painfully and alone, and may your corpse feed worms all possessing spines bigger than yours.

Not so sure you'd want Phil's nasty ass mouth up in your ass. You'll definitely get ass cancer.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop a line and say that I bought a new car and got a new higher-paying job within the same week so I’d like to wish every person reading here massive fortune and success and good health except for Phil (who also definitely reads here) whom I’d like to invite to Suck My Entire Ass.

You will never rank in any aspect of life, Phil. Not ever, not if medical science somehow renders you immortal. You will always fail, and it will always be your fault, because you are bound and determined to get in your own way. May you eat shit, die painfully and alone, and may your corpse feed worms all possessing spines bigger than yours.

Congrats you dirty bastard.

Make sure the seats have good back support. Last thing you want is to have a back spasm while on the highway and it lead to a car accident. Phil can relate to that issue.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's a double edged sword though, because his dent heads will HAVE to acknowledge his ridiculous spending bc of his roster

Some of the dents have acknowledged it, and they don't care.

Whales are idiots burning money for no good purpose beyond getting attention from a fat pasty 40 year old Polack begging all day, why would they care? And most of them don't even earn their money.

 

[tzgnilki]

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop a line and say that I bought a new car and got a new higher-paying job

Jaxx Raxxor finally got his car

Spoiler

 

[TheGoutburglar]

This type of sarcasm works, and ONLY works if it's very clear you don't do the thing people are claiming and amusing the idea. It also doesn't work if you're a known lying asshole who at rare days, is truthful about things.

Yes Phil, you jerked off in front of people. Children could be debated, but you jerked off in front of potential children here. There is no way to confirm any of this though and he can semantics his way to wave off the whole idea because people got a piece of information wrong. You're still THE GUY.

What's worse is the demeanor. Phil is always 1000% mad about any shit-talking that is on point, which is 90% of it. Compare that to many other streamers, who get roasted and handle it gracefully. Or the stuff that he doesn't get angry at, like the gay speculation. Never hear him bitch about that, even though it would be strategically advisable to, next to bringing up the fact that he's a known gacha fiend.

You cannot sarcastically blow things off that visibly get under your skin while other things don't, despite also being negative. That displays guilt.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

It's a schoolyard technique called Agree and Amplify. It doesn't work too good when what you're being roasted for is true.

He's like a child who watched his first Bruce Cambell movie and liked the sarcasm but being a child doesn't have tact or subtly ending up being a parody of generic stock sarcastic character. A character you would find in those "[insert genre] movie" movies or an unironic before the "millennial power fantasy" reboot saints row wise ass.

It's like the kiddies who think they're "adult" and "edgy" cause they said fuck, nigger and fag over a staples $5 mic on xbox live...

but he's 40..

YET, that's very fitting for one Phillip "DSP" Burnell

Anywho...

Evo weekend
He's playing Capcom Fighting Collection and MvS, inb4 some revisioDSPist History about evo with these delusions of grandeur as he slanders everyone involved. Where allah peepullers are saying how bad it is but in reality people are excited for it.

I did laugh a little someone did evangelion opening retro-spective of EVO with LTG, Viscant, Wong, Daigo, SonicFox, Go1, Yipes, Sajam and others but you know who wasn't in it...DSP.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Jaxx Raxxor finally got his car

Spoiler

I laughed.

 

[TJGamebox]

Not every planet is on the same plane as the earth my friend.

Maybe @TJGamebox can shed some light on the different ways one would siphon money into the game.

The purchases read as Apple iTunes, or PayPal depending on what form of payment you do on an iPhone

PayPal will take from a bank that night as a pre-authorized payment so it just shows as PayPal-wwechampions-500cash for a 5 dollar purchase. Without the actual bank statement, and through the voice thingy, it just says the first part to save time

 

[Organized Derailment]

He's trying to (as he puts it) own the meme but this isn't a light hearted or funny meme. You're actively lying and scamming people out of their money.