Orbiter Patrick Michael Fahey / Spectre / Spectre_06 Gaming / The Spectre Report / Spectre_06 / faheyusmc / @TheSpectreRep - *HALAL* Attention whoring pathological liar. Stolen Valor. Rape Baby. Rekieta Janny. Likes anime dick girls.

[An automatic clown]

Specs strikes me as the type who checks the Gunt subforum multiple times a day and smiles when his thread isn't on the first page.
The Boston marathon thing.... Gimme some seatbelts. Words cannot describe what a massive piece of shit that makes him, he knows it's a total fabrication and that's what puts him lower than Ralph's parents imo - physically and in life.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

I just can't imagine acting like some kind of hard done by victim because you got called out for fabricating allegations of pedophilia. When the lies were just stolen valor it was kino (stolen valor will never not be funny), but when you're lying about people being pedophiles and lying about being a lawyer it has real impact on peoples lives.

John Michael Kelly ended up trooning out and Dean (Spectres client) is pretty much fucked, the lolsuit which should have been thrown out because it was filed in the wrong jurisdiction is being treated as if it's 100% legitimate. Spectre has burdened a crack head with having to defend calling a trust fund kid a pedophile.

Perhaps Spectre ended up getting acne on his brain and that's why he's so retarded?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Specs strikes me as the type who checks the Gunt subforum multiple times a day and smiles when his thread isn't on the first page.
The Boston marathon thing.... Gimme some seatbelts. Words cannot describe what a massive piece of shit that makes him, he knows it's a total fabrication and that's what puts him lower than Ralph's parents imo - physically and in life.

I remember reading that little piece of fiction and it still disgusts me to this day.

Edit: people calling Spectre a fascist makes him want to be a fascist

Weak af Spectre that’s all you’ll ever be.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

Spectre updates from his recent video:
- Started part time job in December, was bored, and decided in April to work a second job.
- Works 14 hour days.
- Hasn't been doing much on YouTube because he's been incognito streaming with his army gas station buddies. It's part chat, part gaming. The idea comes from some group of streamers. He does 4-5 hour streams, 4x a week.
- They wanted a clean slate, so no existing usernames. He's not "Spectre" on this show.
- Despite having no existing audience to promote themselves, they are already so much more successful than what he's spend a decade building by himself with a couple hundred viewers.
- So nice not dealing with the drama.
- Raised $20,000 for charity during a 24-hour stream on this new show.
- Spent $800 to diagnose his cat with kitty asthma. Would've had to marzgurl his cat if he hadn't been working.
- A few weeks ago, he was riding his bicycle to work (no driver's license), a car spooked him, he turns too quickly and goes over the handlebars, turns *in mid air* to land on his back. He dislocates his shoulder and needs 18 stitches from 2 rocks that dug into his back. He damn near went into shock immediately.
- Goes the hospital, calls into work and tells them he'll be late. His boss begs him to take the day off. No, he's coming in.
- Finds blood in his bed on Sunday. Traveling nurse happened to be coming to his house on Monday, sees the mess, and tells him to go to the hospital. LOL WUT WHY he asks. Two of the stitches have come undone and it looks infected.
- Goes to the hospital, is seen by his friend who is in the last year of his medical school. (Not a teaching hospital, but has special dispensation to help take care of his family member). Friend tells him, "I've just got the thing" and jams a penicillin shot directly into the wound. YOU MOTHERFUCKER
- Doctor aghast, did you just do that without a painkiller? FUCK YEAH HE DID.
- YOU SON OF A BITCH
- Everybody laughs
- Gets more Percocet.

 

[JustStopDude]

Spectre updates from his recent video:
- Started part time job in December, was bored, and decided in April to work a second job.
- Works 14 hour days.
- Hasn't been doing much on YouTube because he's been incognito streaming with his army gas station buddies. It's part chat, part gaming. The idea comes from some group of streamers. He does 4-5 hour streams, 4x a week.
- They wanted a clean slate, so no existing usernames. He's not "Spectre" on this show.
- Despite having no existing audience to promote themselves, they are already so much more successful than what he's spend a decade building by himself with a couple hundred viewers.
- So nice not dealing with the drama.
- Raised $20,000 for charity during a 24-hour stream on this new show.
- Spent $800 to diagnose his cat with kitty asthma. Would've had to marzgurl his cat if he hadn't been working.
- A few weeks ago, he was riding his bicycle to work (no driver's license), a car spooked him, he turns too quickly and goes over the handlebars, turns *in mid air* to land on his back. His dislocates his shoulders and needs 18 stitches from 2 rocks that dug into his back. He damn near went into shock immediately.
- Goes the hospital, calls into work and tells them he'll be late. His boss begs him to take the day off. No, he's coming in.
- Finds blood in his bed on Sunday. Traveling nurse happened to be coming to his house on Monday, sees the mess, and tells him to go to the hospital. LOL WUT WHY he asks. Two of the stitches have come undone and it looks infected.
- Goes to hospital, is seen by his friend who is in the last year of his medical school. (Not a teaching hospital, but has special dispensation to help take care of his family member). Friend tells him, "I've just got the thing" and jams a penicillin shot directly into the wound. YOU MOTHERFUCKER
- Doctor aghast, did you just do that without a painkiller. FUCK YEAH HE DID.
- YOU SON OF A BITCH
- Everybody laughs.

Imagine boasting you are too poor to have a car.

 

[AltisticRight]

- Raised $20,000 for charity during a 24-hour stream on this new show.

Okay that's commendable.
Wonder which charity though, hopefully it's not some shady garbage.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Spectre updates from his recent video:
- Started part time job in December, was bored, and decided in April to work a second job.
- Works 14 hour days.
- Hasn't been doing much on YouTube because he's been incognito streaming with his army gas station buddies. It's part chat, part gaming. The idea comes from some group of streamers. He does 4-5 hour streams, 4x a week.
- They wanted a clean slate, so no existing usernames. He's not "Spectre" on this show.
- Despite having no existing audience to promote themselves, they are already so much more successful than what he's spend a decade building by himself with a couple hundred viewers.
- So nice not dealing with the drama.
- Raised $20,000 for charity during a 24-hour stream on this new show.
- Spent $800 to diagnose his cat with kitty asthma. Would've had to marzgurl his cat if he hadn't been working.
- A few weeks ago, he was riding his bicycle to work (no driver's license), a car spooked him, he turns too quickly and goes over the handlebars, turns *in mid air* to land on his back. His dislocates his shoulder and needs 18 stitches from 2 rocks that dug into his back. He damn near went into shock immediately.
- Goes the hospital, calls into work and tells them he'll be late. His boss begs him to take the day off. No, he's coming in.
- Finds blood in his bed on Sunday. Traveling nurse happened to be coming to his house on Monday, sees the mess, and tells him to go to the hospital. LOL WUT WHY he asks. Two of the stitches have come undone and it looks infected.
- Goes to the hospital, is seen by his friend who is in the last year of his medical school. (Not a teaching hospital, but has special dispensation to help take care of his family member). Friend tells him, "I've just got the thing" and jams a penicillin shot directly into the wound. YOU MOTHERFUCKER
- Doctor aghast, did you just do that without a painkiller? FUCK YEAH HE DID.
- YOU SON OF A BITCH
- Everybody laughs
- Gets more Percocet.

I wanted to rate this lunacy but had to honor your contribution. Holy shit he’s unbelievable. Seems to me though that he’s given enough details to identify (or disprove) this supposed stream’s existence. Surely the 8D earth’s core chess player isn’t pulling shenanigans here, is he?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Okay that's commendable.
Wonder which charity though, hopefully it's not some shady garbage.

Don't worry, it didn't happen.

 

[Captain Manning]

- Started part time job in December, was bored, and decided in April to work a second job.
- Works 14 hour days.
- Hasn't been doing much on YouTube because he's been incognito streaming with his army gas station buddies. It's part chat, part gaming. The idea comes from some group of streamers. He does 4-5 hour streams, 4x a week.

That's funny, because several months before this thread went up (it went up last October), he told @AltisticRight he already started a job and was making good money. Either he quit that job to take another months later, or he's already fucked up the narrative.

As for his purported busy schedule:

Mr. Potato Head is terminally online. I suppose you could phonefag in the workplace, if your management lets you get away with it, but between 14 hour workdays, 4-5 hour streams 4x a week, inflicting his pearls of wisdom bullshit on various Discord servers (especially an inordinant amount of time in VC, which really doesn't mesh with most workplaces), and constantily alogging Ralph/taking with Faith and Matt Vickers on Twitter, he either got into DA Talk's cocaine stash and never sleeps, or his story here is bullshit.

Imagine boasting you are too poor to have a car.

Better:

Imagine falsely claiming you were an Adjutant Officer in the Marines for the better part of a decade, but it turns out that the only MOS you actually held was that of an enlisted "Vehicle Operator," and you can't legally operate a vehicle on civilian roads.

@I'm not a Robot is right. He doesn't have a Massachusetts DL. Only an ID card.

Don't worry, it didn't happen.

This.

If I'm to understand correctly. he's contending that he's now a super successful streamer, but can't tell anybody where to watch his super successful streams. Something just about any streamer would go to pains to point out so they can grow their audience and make even more money. Moreover, he wants to "avoid the drama" (which he, of course, omits mentioning he brought upon himself), and not be known as Spectre on these streams, but then incongruously tells everybody all about it on the Spectre channel, under the Spectre name, instead of just keeping it on the down low.

Riiiiiiight.

No. This is probably another fake flex. Just like him falsely claiming he's a Captain in the Marine Corps, or how he saved lives in two citizen involved shootings, and the Boston Marathon bombing. Only now it's him magnanimously raising $20,000 for charity on a livestream he can't point people to. It's classic Spectre.

I'd remind him it's the (bad) lying that gets him in trouble, and causes people to mock him ruthlessly, but I don't think he'll ever listen.

 

[AltisticRight]

Don't worry, it didn't happen.

Yeah, he needs to prove it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd remind him it's the (bad) lying that gets him in trouble, and causes people to mock him ruthlessly, but I don't think he'll ever listen.

He really thinks it’s believable to say “I’m really popular online but I can’t tell you where” and nobody will call BS? If he was streaming successfully, someone would have found him and blown up his spot immediately. He’s such a shitty liar lol.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He really thinks it’s believable to say “I’m really popular online but I can’t tell you where” and nobody will call BS? If he was streaming successfully, someone would have found him and blown up his spot immediately. He’s such a shitty liar lol.

he's got a super popular podcast in canada that you haven't heard of because it's in canada but it's real

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he's got a super popular podcast in canada that you haven't heard of because it's in canada but it's real

Yeah I wish the UN would step in to force Canada to let US citizens access their podcasts.

 

[Captain Manning]

He really thinks it’s believable to say “I’m really popular online but I can’t tell you where” and nobody will call BS?

Sorta. He's hoping you will never be able to prove it's B.S..

In the four(ish) years I've known him, I've come to understand that he think if there's merely a big question mark hanging over his all outlandish claims, that's "good enough." If you were to confront him on it, he'd puff up his chest and do the Internet Tough Guy™ crap.

You're supposed to prove the negative. He's never supposed to prove any affirmative statement he makes. What do you mean you can't prove there's not a mega popular Spectre stream where he's pulling in $20K? Get fucked, retard. Semper Fi!

It's ass backwards Spectre logic.

he's got a super popular podcast in canada that you haven't heard of because it's in canada but it's real

Yeah, that "Metric Internet" is a bitch for us Americans to access. I guess our Lance Corporal wins again.

 

[Pump Meat]

- Goes to the hospital, is seen by his friend who is in the last year of his medical school. (Not a teaching hospital, but has special dispensation to help take care of his family member). Friend tells him, "I've just got the thing" and jams a penicillin shot directly into the wound. YOU MOTHERFUCKER
- Doctor aghast, did you just do that without a painkiller? FUCK YEAH HE DID.
- YOU SON OF A BITCH
- Everybody laughs
- Gets more Percocet.

The attending physician isn't going to find any humor in a sub-intern treating his "friend" by administering an antibiotic into an open wound without local anesthesia. Carelessly inflicting pain as a joke is beyond the pale and would ruin any fucking chance of a residency application being taken seriously by that hospital. Some how this is even less believable to me than his heroics at the Boston marathon bombing.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Working 14 hour days, including biking time as he has two jobs so he must make at least two to three trips. One from home to Job A to Job B to home or if he works one job a day its at least two trips. So 14 hours plus travel time (on a bicycle) and then 4-5 of streaming. 18-19 hours not including eating, showering, sleeping, reading, and travel time. Does anyone believe Spectre runs off less than 5-6 hours of sleep 4/7 days a week? Travel time is probably an hour collectively on the days he works both jobs. I doubt he gets four hours of sleep for over half the week. If he sleeps 10 hours it is impossible for him to work 14 hours, even if he works 8 hours he cant stream with a 10 hour sleep cycle.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Working 14 hour days, including biking time as he has two jobs so he must make at least two to three trips. One from home to Job A to Job B to home or if he works one job a day its at least two trips. So 14 hours plus travel time (on a bicycle) and then 4-5 of streaming. 18-19 hours not including eating, showering, sleeping, reading, and travel time. Does anyone believe Spectre runs off less than 5-6 hours of sleep 4/7 days a week? Travel time is probably an hour collectively on the days he works both jobs. I doubt he gets four hours of sleep for over half the week. If he sleeps 10 hours it is impossible for him to work 14 hours, even if he works 8 hours he cant stream with a 10 hour sleep cycle.

Isn't it just safe to assume ANY TIME Spectard opens his mouth it is followed by a lie?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Isn't it just safe to assume ANY TIME Spectard opens his mouth it is followed by a lie?

He’s the kind of guy who could tell you the sky is blue and you would have to ask for a second opinion.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does anyone believe Spectre runs off less than 5-6 hours of sleep 4/7 days a week?

His timeline is improbable. And your thoughtful analysis doesn't even factor in the fact he practically lives in Discord VC, all while supposedly doing all these other things. To my mind, his claims are borderline impossible.

Spectre is a shit liar, but he's especially bad at crafting lies that give any thought to the passage of time. One of the things that initially tipped me and certain others off that Spectre was Stolen Valor, and started further digging, is that he's claimed he was a Captain in the early 2010s, but then kept saying he was a Captain as late as 2021. That's not how promotion cycles for officers work. You don't get to be comfy as a Captain, and just maintain that rank so you can tell people you're important, but not that important. Sam (USAF vet) also picked up on that before he approached Null for the halal authorization.

What he should have done, if he wanted to keep this cockamamie bullshit going, was fake promote himself up to Lt. Colonel (O-5) in the span of time between 2009 and 2021. Or, ya know... not be a lying Stolen Valor faggot at all.

Here's the lawsplain' for the benefit of our super lawyer:

Nor can he claim he was an LDO, because those are promoted from Chief Warrant Officers (CWOs) in the Marine Corps. Not Lance Corporals. He's always claimed (in the most cringe and stilted way possible) that he was commissioned direct from Lance Corporal (E-3).

See also, MARINE CORPS ORDER 1040.42A (since superseded by 1040.42B as of 2019).

And then there's that that one time he told the EVE Online community he was on deployment in Afghanistan, but when he was streaming during that time, his cam feed looked suspiciously like exactly like his usual streaming room, and not a Forward Operating Base in Khandahar Province (or where ever he was hoping people thought he went). That was a good catch by @I'm not a Robot.

There's probably other examples I'm forgetting. Point being, a fair number of his lies have been exposed by looking at other things and doing time calculations. This is the same thing.

I used to find Spectre's self-aggrandizing bullshit irritating. These days I just find it more amusing than anything though. His lies are actually kinda fun to pick apart now. It's amazing despite all that's happened, he keeps doing it thinking it'll work.

Artwork courtesy of @Alazmat.​

 

[JustStopDude]

The pathetic thing about Spectre, and the other LARPers like him, is he fails to realize that even if his military claims were true, he would still be mocked by vets and others because it's been years since he was in.

He fucking needs a job and to grow up.