Leftist Memes - Or lack thereof...

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Kermit Jizz said:
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Wow look at that I made it 100x better just by being concise. Except a lefty isn't allowed to make jokes about meds, which is exactly the type of self censorship that forces them to be verbose. Their long-windedness is not an expression of intellect, but a consequence of limiting their own speech.

Nigger.
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Use a different font. Impact is hard to read in all caps and small.
 
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DoomsdayElite said:
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With all of the excuses that leftists offer when people tell them that socialism/communism doesn't work, that only leaves the question:

Why is your favored ideology so damn easy to subvert? By state capitalists, CIA goons, or woke capitalists?

And since your ideology is so ridiculously easy to subvert, why on earth should I take it seriously? Even the leftypol brand of leftism is just as faggy as woke leftism by this metric.
 
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You will never be a real Arby's. You have no sandwiches, you have no fries, you have no meats. You are a confused Pizza Hut twisted by poor managerial decisions and ad-hoc rebranding into a crude mockery of capitalism’s perfection.

All the “patronage” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Outside your walls people mock you. Your owners are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “employees” laugh at your pointed roof behind closed doors.

Sandwich lovers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed sandwich lovers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Pizzarby's who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a sandwich lover. Your pointed roof is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk sandwich lover into your establishment, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected rancid meats.

You will never be profitable. You wrench out a fake open for business sign every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the bankruptcy creeping up like a weed, ready to dissolve you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your owners will buy a sledgehammer, rent a demolition crew, sell your property to the government, and plunge you into the cold abyss. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll find a new job and put your original name on their resume, and every prospective employer for the rest of eternity will know a Pizza Hut was demolished there. The rubble will be cleared and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a freeway that was once occupied unmistakably by a pizza establishment.

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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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Rear Admiral Butthole said:
You will never be a real Arby's. You have no sandwiches, you have no fries, you have no meats. You are a confused Pizza Hut twisted by poor managerial decisions and ad-hoc rebranding into a crude mockery of capitalism’s perfection.

All the “patronage” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Outside your walls people mock you. Your owners are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “employees” laugh at your pointed roof behind closed doors.

Sandwich lovers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed sandwich lovers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Pizzarby's who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a sandwich lover. Your pointed roof is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk sandwich lover into your establishment, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected rancid meats.

You will never be profitable. You wrench out a fake open for business sign every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the bankruptcy creeping up like a weed, ready to dissolve you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your owners will buy a sledgehammer, rent a demolition crew, sell your property to the government, and plunge you into the cold abyss. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll find a new job and put your original name on their resume, and every prospective employer for the rest of eternity will know a Pizza Hut was demolished there. The rubble will be cleared and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a freeway that was once occupied unmistakably by a pizza establishment.

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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Most allegories do not withstand close sxruitny, and the meme about vacant pizza huts (or IHOPs) do not withstsnd close scruitny, but it is a double edged sword.
Ostensibly an old pizza hut restaurant could be retrofitted into an Arby's, although you could probably tell it used to be a pizza hut. Not true with the transgender lunatics. A man born as a man will always be a.man, and can never be a woman, and vice versa.
 
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Norbert the Tiger said:
Most allegories do not withstand close sxruitny, and the meme about vacant pizza huts (or IHOPs) do not withstsnd close scruitnyz but it is a double edged sword.
Ostensibly an old pizza hit restaurant could be retrofitted into an Arby's, although you could probably tell.it used to be a pizza hut. Not true with the transgender lunatics.
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You can't retrofit a human being to be something else. Not like you can re-use an old building for another purpose. Once again, leftists fail at being human, and they dehumanize everyone else. They treat people like machines or objects with interchangeable parts.

Meanwhile, they whine that allegories like the attack helicopter meme, or referencing real phenomena like transrace or otherkin/transspecies is a false equivalence. I keep challenging them to give me a good argument against those things that couldn't easily be used against them. They fail every time.

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For the record, yes, the attack helicopter meme and its equivalents are still funny. Some jokes continue to be funny years, decades, centuries, even millennia after they were first made.
 
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> Never worked a job since.

Wah wah wah. Just don't work in fast food then, you silly goose. Fast food is particularly infamous for being soul-crushing to work in. I've worked in fast food once, I ragequit after only four days. Still didn't stop me from getting employment elsewhere.

I love my job now.
 
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