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6AM PRODUCTIVE DAY IN MY LIFE LIVING ALONE! Cleaning, Filming, Self Care + More
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Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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5 minutes in and she's already horribly unlikable:
mad because her poor dog has to piss at 6 am,
bitches at the camera that filming stuff for her audience is soooo hard
eats some kind of cream cheese cracker bullshit with a Monster energy for breakfast (barf, ever heard of a coffee pot, bitch),
gets mega pissed because the marketing team from Sunday Riley showed up so she has to lumber and stomp around her apartment, dripping with sweat, completely winded, and leans against the wall to put on her white tard sandals.
The worst part, and the truest part of Anna we see is when she is waddling through her apartment, screaming WHERE'S THE GODDAMN PHONE and poor Data is in her pathway and legit looks like he's either going to get mowed down or kicked. I can't with this cunt. Tapping out with her contrived, privileged, fake joy.
mad because her poor dog has to piss at 6 am,
bitches at the camera that filming stuff for her audience is soooo hard
eats some kind of cream cheese cracker bullshit with a Monster energy for breakfast (barf, ever heard of a coffee pot, bitch),
gets mega pissed because the marketing team from Sunday Riley showed up so she has to lumber and stomp around her apartment, dripping with sweat, completely winded, and leans against the wall to put on her white tard sandals.
The worst part, and the truest part of Anna we see is when she is waddling through her apartment, screaming WHERE'S THE GODDAMN PHONE and poor Data is in her pathway and legit looks like he's either going to get mowed down or kicked. I can't with this cunt. Tapping out with her contrived, privileged, fake joy.
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I made it to the mirror affirmations and couldn't stop laughing. She is goddamn ridiculous.
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Wouldn’t be a fatass video without hearing the term self care. And she thinks that was a productive day? I’d love to see her watch videos of people who actually work for a living. Everything she does and how she does it is stupid and counter productive.
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Some caps. I could only make it about half way through:
I noticed she’s no longer able to pull up her pants all the way. Check out how low the rise is sitting on these pjs.
To those who were curious, a threshold is usually between 31” and 34” across:
Side boob says hi!
I noticed she’s no longer able to pull up her pants all the way. Check out how low the rise is sitting on these pjs.
To those who were curious, a threshold is usually between 31” and 34” across:
Side boob says hi!
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She’s the personification of the “Fatty Fatty Two By Four” rhyme. It’s actually shocking to see someone take up an entire door frame especially one that appears to be a decent size.
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For an attempt to document the entirety of a "productive day", up to 11:20 minutes (75% of total run time) is mostly her getting ready for the day. And not even a single meal was depicted
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lmao nice psycho newspeak buzzword affirmations in the mirror, you she-lummox
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It was a day of complaining and fatting. Wow, she is fucking huge. Really, she’s gained SO MUCH. Anybody who saw themselves in that video and had any intelligence would realize, “its time for rehab.” She can’t breathe, she can’t fit and she looks horrible. And a dog peed on her and she’s not showering? Jaysus.
If you are a junkie and see yourself in a video nodding off with sores and bruises, even if you dont show yourself shooting up, it might be a wakeup call. That heavy breathing, turning sideways for doors and a computer on her belly that slides off should be a warning.
(I also believe she is in a handicapped apartment, which has wider doorframes.)
Things we learned: Jon takes Data out. (While she changes bras, because she’s announced how many bras she has.)
She eats nothing. A monster drink and a small package of something. Food is so unimportant that it’s not part of her day.
She makes her bed daily but can’t seem to do it and breathe.
It’s so hard to film her getting dressed and going downstairs, you guys.
Her second bedroom is her makeup station.
She says insane self care mantas morning and night to the mirror.
A lot of that video was her badly singing.
No friends called, no pictures are out. She’s as alone as we all guessed, and understandably so.
That apartment is not conducive to filming with all the light.
It’s Anna, but watch it all. It shows how bad off she actually is.
If you are a junkie and see yourself in a video nodding off with sores and bruises, even if you dont show yourself shooting up, it might be a wakeup call. That heavy breathing, turning sideways for doors and a computer on her belly that slides off should be a warning.
(I also believe she is in a handicapped apartment, which has wider doorframes.)
Things we learned: Jon takes Data out. (While she changes bras, because she’s announced how many bras she has.)
She eats nothing. A monster drink and a small package of something. Food is so unimportant that it’s not part of her day.
She makes her bed daily but can’t seem to do it and breathe.
It’s so hard to film her getting dressed and going downstairs, you guys.
Her second bedroom is her makeup station.
She says insane self care mantas morning and night to the mirror.
A lot of that video was her badly singing.
No friends called, no pictures are out. She’s as alone as we all guessed, and understandably so.
That apartment is not conducive to filming with all the light.
It’s Anna, but watch it all. It shows how bad off she actually is.
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that's not sideboob, that's armpit gunt
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I hate that we drink the same flavour of monster
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Brief thoughts:
"I don't like to drink caffeine." Didn't she have a fuck ton of empty Mountain Dew boxes in her apartment at one point?
"No self-respecting adult is proud of drinking a Monster." Lmao @ the idea of Anna having self-respect.
How much money do you think it takes to redo your entire living space in whatever teenagers on TikTok decide is trendy every six to either months? Do you think Anna has ever once in her life actually had her own sense of style identity? Has there been ANYTHING in her living space that she's kept for longer than a year?
Her skin is so discolored. We noticed in her legs and chest but her sideboob and... idk, rib? area? is really weird too.
Lmao @ her cleaning her mirror like she doesn't have Consuela come four days a week.
That dress is actually pretty cute.
"This better be worth it!" How dare a brand inconvenience the princess!
"I forgot my keys" - We already know this, but her expression and the way she says that tells me that she's a fucking nightmare to deal with any time there's any kind of inconvenience, no matter how minor. Anna has a problem? It's everybody's problem now.
The thirty seconds of aggressive lipsyncing is almost cringier than the mantras. Almost.
"This is not how you clean your brushes. This is called 'I don't have time for that'." That's called ruining your brushes, retard.
The constant cutting to her loud, off-key warbling is awful. She pays this guy?
"That's my shame pile!" You don't have nearly enough shame, girl.
She's calling her 'film' a 'passion project'. Okay.
"No self-respecting adult is proud of drinking a Monster." Lmao @ the idea of Anna having self-respect.
How much money do you think it takes to redo your entire living space in whatever teenagers on TikTok decide is trendy every six to either months? Do you think Anna has ever once in her life actually had her own sense of style identity? Has there been ANYTHING in her living space that she's kept for longer than a year?
Her skin is so discolored. We noticed in her legs and chest but her sideboob and... idk, rib? area? is really weird too.
Lmao @ her cleaning her mirror like she doesn't have Consuela come four days a week.
That dress is actually pretty cute.
"This better be worth it!" How dare a brand inconvenience the princess!
"I forgot my keys" - We already know this, but her expression and the way she says that tells me that she's a fucking nightmare to deal with any time there's any kind of inconvenience, no matter how minor. Anna has a problem? It's everybody's problem now.
The thirty seconds of aggressive lipsyncing is almost cringier than the mantras. Almost.
"This is not how you clean your brushes. This is called 'I don't have time for that'." That's called ruining your brushes, retard.
The constant cutting to her loud, off-key warbling is awful. She pays this guy?
"That's my shame pile!" You don't have nearly enough shame, girl.
She's calling her 'film' a 'passion project'. Okay.
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fkn lol
i had sm to catch up i can't believe she reached such levels of... whatever she has become.
just remember when she did the splits and yoga and such? god this is bleak.........
WOWWW anna did you really piss yourself? posting that.. ohio's fkn finest right there.
are those children that are waving at her gonna be in her new scripted whatever?
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"Why do you hate me?" Because you're a disgusting consoomer hog, next question. Oh the question was addressed to Data? Then same reasons, with a big scoop of fear on top.
Is "bad insomnia" a new code word for "stayed up all night drinking and eating"? She doesn't like to drink caffeine, but she just happens to have a monster energy on hand
. Drinking energy drinks is probably very dangerous for her, what with all the stress her heart is already under. I was hoping we'd get a look on her fridge when she went to get "breakfast" (most likely she stuffed her face with something more substantial before and after this shot) but no such luck.Gasping for breath just from going around the house looking for her phone. Those brand people look like a fucking cult, creepy.
We only get to see her eat once because she doesn't want a repeat of "thanksgiving feast for one" lol
When she does her nightly affirmations she stares directly at the camera through the mirror, instead of looking herself in the eyes.
What I gathered from this video is she spends her day doing fuck all, and being winded and exhausted from nothing.
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She finally showed us how immobile and limited she really is.
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- Dec 19, 2020
It really grinds my gear when she put music on her montage
then there's a cut of her badly singing (or screaming) to a song
it makes me MATI
then there's a cut of her badly singing (or screaming) to a song
it makes me MATI
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God damn her bingo wings rival those of an airbus a380
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Given she recently called the Fire Brigade because she couldn't figure out how to exit a stairwell, proves you are correct.
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I made it to the part where she delusionally tried to say she wasn't lazy. Like Chantal, she has this idea that she is doing SO MUCH. Bitch, you took a shower, made your bed, and kind of got dressed and you don't have on makeup. Most people do that before they go to work when they're your age. And they'd be up by the time your poor dog has to go pee. Yes, you are fucking lazy if you think you've done a lot.