DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

Not a fan, don't know much about him. But from what I have seen he doesn't seem like a bad person.

I used to be heavy into wings lore and can assure you he’s filth that deserves everything he gets.

Off the top of my head; He’s admitted he used to kill cats, tried to hit on 14 year old girls, made a kickstarter for ‘weight loss surgery’ then spent the money on a Ford Dodge, told a very young subscriber/member he hopes their parents die in an automobile wreck because said member beat him at CoD and made his wife cry on stream then sat ignoring her while she does.

It’s easy to think he’s a victim because he’s fat, softly spoken and has nuclear trolls. However those things don’t mean he isn’t human garbage.

As an aside I think he attracts worse trolls than pigroach because his offenses are more ‘visible’.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Get ready for an extremely toxic and salty piglet on the next Level 1 Pahdcast.


Dragonball FighterZ just announced they're adding rollback to the game after the Grand Finals were over at EVO, and the crowd erupted. Thousands of actual FGC fans cheered in unison. Streamers rejoiced. Players hugged each other. Within the hour, it will be trending on Twitter. This balding fat greasy beggarcunt is going to have to explain why everyone there was a shill and doesn't know how fighting games work, how thousands of people are wrong and he's literally the only one that knows what he's talking about.

Edit: It's already begun. Post has been up 8 minutes. Over 1,000 likes and 400 retweets. No way he doesn't discuss this and get everything wrong, per usual.
Edit 2: Didn't take an hour. Took 20 minutes. What's the over/under that piglet dedicates a whole begment of the Pahdcast to this?

 

[Watamelon]

"Despite the fact that the FGC disowned [Gootecks]. Scum doing scumbag things!"
Phil once again proving that he doesn't have zero self awareness, he has negative self awareness. Also Gootecks did nothing wrong and never did anything wrong.

Gootecks gave us that stream @ EVO where a dude tried to pull a move on Sherry "Solid4" Jenix and got ignored.

For that, I absolve him of all his sins.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

I used to be heavy into wings lore and can assure you he’s filth that deserves everything he gets.

Off the top of my head; He’s admitted he used to kill cats, tried to hit on 14 year old girls, made a kickstarter for ‘weight loss surgery’ then spent the money on a Ford Dodge, told a very young subscriber/member he hopes their parents die in an automobile wreck because said member beat him at CoD and made his wife cry on stream then sat ignoring her while she does.

It’s easy to think he’s a victim because he’s fat, softly spoken and has nuclear trolls. However those things don’t mean he isn’t human garbage.

As an aside I think he attracts worse trolls than pigroach because his offenses are more ‘visible’.

…a Ford Dodge?

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Didn’t wings have a chance to be more like Phil back when he had some popularity? Even at his peak he didn’t beg even a fraction of what Phil begs for.

Idk, I’m not gonna say wings is a good person by any means, but you guys make some mountains outta molehills with some stuff and him

Honestly for me it's not the really retarded shit he has said, it's how he treats the people around him and people who care about him.
As well as how he behaves when he thinks he has any foothold or superiority compared to when he's caught out or catching flak.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

"Despite the fact that the FGC disowned [Gootecks]. Scum doing scumbag things!"
Phil once again proving that he doesn't have zero self awareness, he has negative self awareness. Also Gootecks did nothing wrong and never did anything wrong.

All Gootecks said is that people should be mad a government agent murdered an unarmed woman at an anti-government protest. He did nothing wrong. Of course Phil will suck onto the buttocks of whoever he thinks has more clout, in this case woke FGC.
I think he's just butthurt Cross Counter stole his idea and didn't give him credit.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Get ready for an extremely toxic and salty piglet on the next Level 1 Pahdcast.


Dragonball FighterZ just announced they're adding rollback to the game after the Grand Finals were over at EVO, and the crowd erupted. Thousands of actual FGC fans cheered in unison. Streamers rejoiced. Players hugged each other. Within the hour, it will be trending on Twitter. This balding fat greasy beggarcunt is going to have to explain why everyone there was a shill and doesn't know how fighting games work, how thousands of people are wrong and he's literally the only one that knows what he's talking about.

Edit: It's already begun. Post has been up 8 minutes. Over 1,000 likes and 400 retweets. No way he doesn't discuss this and get everything wrong, per usual.
Edit 2: Didn't take an hour. Took 20 minutes. What's the over/under that piglet dedicates a whole begment of the Pahdcast to this?

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It's crystal clear but you clearly don't understand because you're an idiot, all of those people are plants. The FGClluminati and the World Fighting Game Forum are implementing The Great Rollback agenda right now, all the people talking pahsitively about it on Twitter are bot accounts, while the boots on the ground that erupted in cheers when the news was announced are all professional protestors/shills sent there by the Rollback Society Foundation which is financed by the Cannon brothers. This goes all the way to the top - Vanguard, BlackRock, the Rothschilds, Henry Kissinger, the Bushes, the Clintons, Vladimir Putin, Xinnie the Pooh, GACKT, even the queen of England, all of them are in on it.

The only ahnest person left who is fighting it is Phil Burnell, widely known as the realest motherfucker on the internet, an ahnest man and an overall nice guy. He is blowing the rollback scam wide open and correctly identified rollback as a glorified gachapon machine ran by an AI that doles out moves based on RNG. The reason why he is still denying that he plays WWE Champions is because it's not time to reveal it yet, he used the game for research so he can understand and correctly identify gacha elements in rollback netcode. Over half a decade of research went into blowing this scam wide open.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

The reason why he is still denying that he plays WWE Champions is because it's not time to reveal it yet, he used the game for research so he can understand and correctly identify gacha elements in rollback netcode. Over half a decade of research went into blowing this scam wide open.

WAOOOW DOOD it said I spent tens of thousands but I didn't ack ack uhhhhh?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Get ready for an extremely toxic and salty piglet on the next Level 1 Pahdcast.


Dragonball FighterZ just announced they're adding rollback to the game after the Grand Finals were over at EVO, and the crowd erupted. Thousands of actual FGC fans cheered in unison. Streamers rejoiced. Players hugged each other. Within the hour, it will be trending on Twitter. This balding fat greasy beggarcunt is going to have to explain why everyone there was a shill and doesn't know how fighting games work, how thousands of people are wrong and he's literally the only one that knows what he's talking about.

Edit: It's already begun. Post has been up 8 minutes. Over 1,000 likes and 400 retweets. No way he doesn't discuss this and get everything wrong, per usual.
Edit 2: Didn't take an hour. Took 20 minutes. What's the over/under that piglet dedicates a whole begment of the Pahdcast to this?

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How could someone be an expert at deciphering differences between online and offline play when they haven't played an offline match in like 15 years?! Imagine giving a seminar on fishing when you haven't fished in 15 years; all you've done is drink liquor out of a travel coffee mug played Bass Master on the PlayStation.

Has he ever showed his download/upload speed? Maybe it's his internet that is problem. There are many variables (input delay in his TV, the game has bad servers, a defective joystick, or just maybe his reaction time is slow and his execution is poor) and then he just lays out these claims and accusations (of people cheating) like he is the Lawnmower Man, the God of his own reality.

Like I said before, about 6 months ago he went into training mode and couldn't do shoryukens from the player 2 side. He didn't even make an excuse. He just like, moved it along and went on that night complaining about lag causing his moves to not come out, as if the training mode incident never happened.

 

[Free Jasper]

…a Ford Dodge?

Lol you got me, I don’t know cars.

I typed Ford Raptor originally which is the car he used to fantasise over most streams but I don’t think he ever got one.

He used the surgery money for …. A Ford Mustang I think? I know he had one at some stage. But like most lolcows it was an idiotic purchase; he couldn’t afford to run and maintain it.

However my point is the evidence that he spent this crowdfunded money on a sports car is as compelling as the evidence of pigroach blowing funds on WWEC.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

SCAM MEMBERSHIP ARC:

545/600, DSP has practically peaked his memberships.
So now every members "goal" is to make up for the loss in memberships that expire.

Im calling it that we will see this 600 member goal pop up multiple times in the future.

ORGANIC GROWTH BABY!

Next Up! Pissing off the denthead who did that so badly that said person stops giving out memberships. And it crashes back to around 200 ish again.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

As a follow-up to Phil's attempt to clout-chase with Gootecks, time for another episode of expectations vs. reality with Phil.

Expectations:

Reality:

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

All Gootecks said is that people should be mad a government agent murdered an unarmed woman at an anti-government protest. He did nothing wrong. Of course Phil will suck onto the buttocks of whoever he thinks has more clout, in this case woke FGC.
I think he's just butthurt Cross Counter stole his idea and didn't give him credit.
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Apparently this gooteks guy pulled a dick move on a livestream yesterday and this is deserved

https://twitter.com/zDamascus/status/1555989886133448705

[late]

 

[Sup3r]

I apologize for the apparent retards in my country.

Meanwhile, Phil is jumping on the anti-Gootecks bandwagon (translation: more clout chasing) for Gootecks sneaking in an ad for his book during EVO. If only Phil had written a book about how to be good at WWE Champions...

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The thing that gets me every time he talks about the modern fgc is that by all rights, he should not give a fuck. He doesn't compete, doesn't help manage, doesn't work with anyone, nothing. He could ignore them completely and nothing in his tiny existence would change. He's only pissed because he can't have this attention, if it were his book, he wouldn't be upset.

As a follow-up to Phil's attempt to clout-chase with Gootecks, time for another episode of expectations vs. reality with Phil.

Expectations:
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Reality:
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And as usual, sticking his neck out of his hugbox to bitch about people doing something scummy, he's immediately hit by the reality that everyone thinks he isn't any better. Glass houses and throwing stones and all that.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

"10 minute bathroom break"

I know the reason is because of WWEC but who goes to the restroom that long? You're sat in your most vulnerable position and you want out as fast as possible. Fucking guy claims he's SOOOO busy but spends most of the day on the toilet, in that room with the toys, or in his bed. Not even sleeping or fucking. Just lying down browsing Twitter or playing WWEC. Hell I can't even say he's in the kitchen because he gets delivery more than anything. He's so shockingly Lazy.
Figure it out dude.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Off the top of my head; He’s admitted he used to kill cats

If this is true, I hope he fucking dies

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And as usual, sticking his neck out of his hugbox to bitch about people doing something scummy, he's immediately hit by the reality that everyone thinks he isn't any better. Glass houses and throwing stones and all that.

It's a glass condo in a gated community where even his neighbours hate him.

 

[Balr0g]

It's a glass condo in a gated community where even his neighbours hate him.

I wonder what his neighbours think when he "powerwalks" in their gated community. "hey look there is that strange guy with his waddle walk again"

 

[Sup3r]

I wonder what his neighbours think when he "powerwalks" in their gated community. "hey look there is that strange guy with his waddle walk again"

I wonder if any of them know that they were doxxed and that he was the reason why.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

If this is true, I hope he fucking dies