Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Poor Polissa just can't take any pills or they'll make her sick. She needs her marijuana.
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Literally envious of a 2500 year old dead woman because she has a bag of weed
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ETA; Polissa is getting called out by another cat lover:
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Next time I'm updating the thread I'm adding a sponsored by byline like I did with the Kyttie thread. Only question is if it should be for Jimmy Dean, Mello Yello, or both.
Maybe Jimmy Yello or Mello Dean if space is at a premium 🤣

Not to mention a basement is automatically cooler than the rest of the house even if it's still hot. There's a reason why cellars were popular places to store canned and other preserved items.
I'm willing to bet the whole "basement dweller" meme came from the people who have basements and keep their electronic devices there because the cooler air means less likelihood of heat-related stress/damage during the hot summer months. As mentioned already, it's a good place to store anything that needs to be kept cool.

Why is she so hung up on "virgin?" Does she assume our sex lives are as dead as hers?
Maybe she's hung up on "virgin basements" -- those not corrupted by the foul odor of nasty litter boxes and the horrors of tub trumpets. :biggrin:
 
Holy shit, had to play catchup.

I am happy to be a bitter, ale-swilling galactic traveller who can be found somewhere in the far reaches of the galaxy. Sure beats being a legitimately (marginally less than 100%) disabled retiree who spent the last 20+ years having a giant mug of coffee for breakfast and directing junior Sailors' activities aboard warships, with scars not just from the job and random cycling accidents but also from having a ganglion cyst bigger than her ovarian cyst pulled out of my wrist after 18 years of just fucking dealing with it.

So if I'm a basement dwelling galactic doctor who glowers at morons who make my brain hurt, when's my mom going to come downstairs and deliver my groceries that I don't know how to shop for? I need that fucking Jimmy Deans Breakfast Bowl, damn it! And some some tissues to clean up after I entertain my apparently virginal self (ignore the fucking goblin meandering about the household demanding to watch more MCU movies - said goblin doesn't exist because sex is necessary to create those).

Polissa... have you never fucking internetted before? You're coming off as a retarded boomer (and I'm legitimately talking an elderly baby boomer - maybe even a Silent Generation refugee) rather than the millennial you are.
 
Omg I love you for this.
Poor Polissa just can't take any pills or they'll make her sick. She needs her marijuana.
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Literally envious of a 2500 year old dead woman because she has a bag of weed
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ETA; Polissa is getting called out by another cat lover:
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Thank you Jenn for speaking up!!!! Polly doesn’t realize that it’s not us trolls preventing her from getting donations, it’s her own damn self.

You know this bitch will be grifting weed the whole time after surgery because whatever they give her won’t be enough. I had a cyst larger than my ovary rupture once, still had to go to work and push through it. TBH being active made me focus less on the pain, perhaps Polly Hot Pocket should do that?
 
TBH being active made me focus less on the pain, perhaps Polly Hot Pocket should do that?
Grifting for weed, illegal in her state without a medical card, from the internet is somehow easier. Does it look like Polissa has exercised a day in her life?

ETA: for that matter, why does Polissa have to beg for illicit weed when with her many definitely doctor-diagnosed disorders she would probably qualify for government weed? Could it be that her doctors know she's full of shit (and yeast)?
 
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1. I'd rather be voluntary celebate for the rest of my life than fuck Polissa or Josh. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SMELL???

2. Why is an IV bothersome enough to tweet about- especially if they are in supposedly soooo much pain? It should feel like a little pinch and then you have limited mobility in that arm so use your other arm to drink your mellow yellow and have Josh spoon feed you your jimmy dean and grow the fuck up

3. How can your account simultaneously be shadow banned yet available for all these trolls to make fun of?

4. Still waiting on you to tell me how you play your tub trumpet.
 
Grifting for weed, illegal in her state without a medical card, from the internet is somehow easier. Does it look like Polissa has exercised a day in her life?

ETA: for that matter, why does Polissa have to beg for illicit weed when with her many definitely doctor-diagnosed disorders she would probably qualify for government weed? Could it be that her doctors know she's full of shit (and yeast)?
It seems like AL is similar to my state, in that they allow medical marijuana, but currently have no way to get it.
This website could be wrong or out of date though.
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LMAO, holy shit, these two can't read sarcasm.

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If they didn't care, they'd stop talking about it by now.

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They are legit taking joke comments seriously as real comments. @toilet_rainbow they keep misgendering you. Time to cancel them. :biggrin:
Polly. Aside from the fact that many of the people talking about you here have already said they're not men, including @toilet_rainbow , no one here laughs at you because you're a woman. We laugh at you because you're fat, lazy, and loose with other people's money. Getting Door Dash with begger money to feed your seething anytime soon Polly?

Oh, and the 20+ year yeast infection. That's fucking nasty and hilarious, and also proves your bad hygeine.
 
Regarding the cat food:

Powerlevel I guess, but my senior citizen cat only eats dry food. He has zero interest in wet food, so a few years ago when the cat who did eat mostly wet food had to be put down, we just stopped buying it. It's probably not good for him, but it was a waste of money and cat food because he just doesn't eat it. But he's a senior, so it's not like we can fight him on it.

Gomez doesn't get his special UTI food which is a major problem, but I wouldn't blame them for only focusing on getting either wet food or dry food for all the other cats (if they can truly only afford one or the other). Just as long as they are fed in some capacity and not just eating Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl scraps.

ETA: One of them mentioned the water in their house being poisonous or something... what do we know about the cats' hydration? Do they only get it from wet food, or do they have water (albeit full of minerals and metals)? Are there bottled water supplies on reserve for the animals?

My senior old lady, even when her mouth hurt after an oral biopsy, wasn't keen on wet food. It just wasn't her thing, no matter what I bought. I keep a few meals' worth on hand in case of emergency/severe weather/stuck in the house times, because it's easier to store than kibble.

If I were Polly, I'd switch to feeding everyone canned food. Probably better for them, especially if the tap water's bad. Easier to buy/store in bulk, though it can be a bit more expensive.

ETA: If I'm literally a teapot (see icon/text), I'm impressed I can type tbh.
 
My senior old lady, even when her mouth hurt after an oral biopsy, wasn't keen on wet food. It just wasn't her thing, no matter what I bought. I keep a few meals' worth on hand in case of emergency/severe weather/stuck in the house times, because it's easier to store than kibble.

If I were Polly, I'd switch to feeding everyone canned food. Probably better for them, especially if the tap water's bad. Easier to buy/store in bulk, though it can be a bit more expensive.

ETA: If I'm literally a teapot (see icon/text), I'm impressed I can type tbh.

There's likely nothing wrong with her tap water. She has a habit of making shit up for money. Unless her house was built on an active superfund site or the water is connected to the sewage, she's just bitching like she usually does. She has claimed:

A mattress gave her dog COPD

That the electricity has fried every appliance in her house. Not her phone I guess, we still hear her bitching plenty. Oh and not the microwave, a high-draw appliance and usually the first thing to get fried when electrical problems are afoot. Also I guess surge protectors don't exist in Alabama land

That she has no time to cook anything despite doing nothing all day.

Sudden allergies to Red40 despite guzzling down junk food by the barrel

You see, it's a lot easier to make shit up than just admit you're a fat useless bitch who won't (not can't) do anything.
 
Speaking as a true and honest cougar, let me at those slow-moving, elderly housecats. And any small children you have toddling around.

I'm worried about Polissa's cannabis use affecting her scheduled hysterectomy. It's early days with research, but anecdotally heavy pot use makes sedation more difficult, and increases post-op nausea and vomiting.

Not to be a Debbie Downer, just that if she's smoking as much as she's talking about smoking, it's in her best interest to let her anesthesiologist know.
 
Polly. Aside from the fact that many of the people talking about you here have already said they're not men, including @toilet_rainbow , no one here laughs at you because you're a woman. We laugh at you because you're fat, lazy, and loose with other people's money. Getting Door Dash with begger money to feed your seething anytime soon Polly?

Oh, and the 20+ year yeast infection. That's fucking nasty and hilarious, and also proves your bad hygeine.

She's either stupid as hell or she's lying on purpose because men will cause more ire to the public.

Either way, she's misgendered us multiple times.

#CancelPolissaCampbell
 
Well, I really am an angry wet pussy.

Some cat sperging: if yours refuses all wet food, try those tubes of goo as an occasional treat. My cat loves the Churu brand but even the Hertz Delectables aren't too bad if they help with a bit of extra hydration. Sorry Polissa, your poor ass can't afford them, especially if you're feeding them that shit tier wet Friskies.
 
These people are so oblivious. If they actually READ the thread, it’s clear most of us are not young and there is actually some sound advice regarding frugal living lol. Freaking tatards.

I think they are reading through the thread and we're seeing their reactions in real time as they do. All of this nonsense about basement dwelling incels is pure, unadulterated cope.

If we're all privileged little shits living in mommy's basement who've never worked a day in our lives, then they can automatically dismiss critism in the thread, because we're a bunch of pampered losers! We don't know how hard life can be!

They like how they're living. They like the filth. They like getting handouts. They like crying MuH DiSaBilItY in order to never have to put forth any effort to improve their lives.

Polissa, living a life of self imposed victimhood is pathetic. Change your ways, or else be doomed to the squalor of living in a cat piss soaked tin can, filling your body with garbage frankenfood and scratching at your itchy, yeasty gash.

Edit to add: But you like that, don't you?
 
Speaking as a true and honest cougar, let me at those slow-moving, elderly housecats. And any small children you have toddling around.

I'm worried about Polissa's cannabis use affecting her scheduled hysterectomy. It's early days with research, but anecdotally heavy pot use makes sedation more difficult, and increases post-op nausea and vomiting.

Not to be a Debbie Downer, just that if she's smoking as much as she's talking about smoking, it's in her best interest to let her anesthesiologist know.
As large as she is, sedation is already iffy. They will have to use more than on the average patient which is dangerous by itself. If they make her do a piss test before the surgery, because Alabama, she's fucked. It is already known that marijuana use can cause problems with breathing during anaesthesia. Polissa would do well not to lie to the doctor when they ask if shes used any drugs in the last 30 days.
 
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