DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vaptio]

And despite what Phil says, I have serious doubt that he was banned for speaking out against rollback netcode. More like Phil being his typical asshole self one too many times.

 

[SomeBoyo]

https://twitter.com/bieber_sux123/status/1556357182442115074

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Nice yang sanpaku eyes, faggot. You wonder why people think (read: know) you're a manipulative psychopath.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember guys, it's totally not a cult.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So the latest Phil lore is that the Cannon brothers knew their rollback netcode was bad, but told Phil they had to ban him from the Shoryuken forums since they needed to make money and he was the only one that was telling it like it is. Major "homeless man at the bus shelter who thinks the government are stealing his thoughts" vibe from that stream.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So the latest Phil lore is that the Cannon brothers knew their rollback netcode was bad, but told Phil they had to ban him from the Shoryuken forums since they needed to make money and he was the only one that was telling it like it is. Major "homeless man at the bus shelter who thinks the government are stealing his thoughts" vibe from that stream.

You do wonder if he unloads his "takes" on Kat, or if she says "I don't care" and walks away. Or she tells him to shut up and order Door Dash already.

 

[Lord_Point]

I remember how div was supported and requested but still got dropped, guilty gear was highly requested and never got tried, yet multiversus isnt getting support and no one is asking for it... and yet its still around? Its almost like easy baby games get a handicap...

This is what DSP thinks rollback code actually looks like:

if Lag = yes
    gamestate = AI.MakeShitUp
if Player = DSP
    Combo & imput = drop
if DSP = Salty Bitch
    Look = skeletons

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

 

[FaXmachine]

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Considering its stolen and the video its taken from outdates it thats a dangerous game hes playing lol.

Hope he gets flagged for being such a hypocrite.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

We’ll have to disagree on this but I do note you picked the least egregious item to try and minimise how much he brings on himself.

fine then ill go over all of them real quick "He’s admitted he used to kill cats" I'd ask for a citation on this because I've only heard the single cat story, which while shitty, is nothing. Phil let hamsters die right? I've killed a dog with my car when I was younger, and I've joked about it because it was so huge I thought it was a deer, do I deserve to have my life endlessly fucked with?

"tried to hit on 14 year old girls" once again would need the context to this one, this is legit the first time I've heard it at all

"made a kickstarter for ‘weight loss surgery’ then spent the money on a Ford Dodge" pretty shitty, but also doesnt mean weirdos online should endlessly fuck with him and try to ruin his life. these people act like they are the ones who got scammed out of the money. notice how most DSP detractors just laugh at the people who lose money to these lolcows? the guy who got into DSP's bank account never acted like it was his moral obligation because of the poor tards scammed by phil. he did it because he knows the dudes been lying and it would be great to expose the lies lol

I wouldn’t get wound up if people go hard on wings because if it.

yeah I dont care that much at the end of the day, buts its not an uncommon oppion that the dudes who fuck with him come off as just as bad as him. I think Josh even did a Mad at the internet on wings and concluded these dudes are jokes, which is why seeming them try to take some moral highground is just cringe.

Only this fucking retard would be out here shilling for delay based netcode in fighting games.

He probably saw one of the Cannon brothers in the background laughing at him when he was crying to Mike Watson and Jaha and he's had this denthead analogy about remote control driving his car on a highway festering in his brain since GGPO came out.

Tremendous display of mental illness here.

EDIT: Turns out the actual reason for Phil's crusade against rollback netcode is because one of the Cannon brothers banned him on the SRK forums 10+ years ago. Phil uncovered the conspiracy to pump SRK with fake positive reviews for rollback netcode so the Cannons could sell it to Capcom. You couldn't write the stuff that comes out of Phil's mouth.

It really cant be overstated how consitently our boy dave has the shitties takes. He is legit the only person Ive ever seen try and shit on rollback, and even ignoring the SRK forums shit, every other reason that tries to paint him as someone who has even a little idea of how netcode works in games is insanity, dude cant build his own computer and wants to act like hes any sort of authority on netcode

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Phil's new outro features a song a detractor made, just sped up and the samples of Phil saying "Money" and "Cha-ching" removed.

 

[PieceofShet]

I would love for Dark to do a speed test on his autistic business internet live on stream. The stupid ass has so much to say about netcode and other people's connections and he can't even use a proper connection because the more expensive one says "business" in it.

Show your speed, faggot.

Dsp has a fukin terrible internet connection. When he moved in he was told that the router has to be placed to a certain place, cant be moved.
When he did the switch unboxing and setting up, he did a connection test and it said not good.
Last week he was playing multiverse and was lagging so hard, he said it was unplayable and you have to be insane to continue like this. All 3 players readyed up for another round. I guess they didnt lag.

Its really hard to tell when he is using lag as excuse or it does lag, but his connection is trash. Business internet not the most ideal for gaming.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I imagine he brings his little handcart with him during his walks, and wears his Sonic PJ bottoms. He probably looks at everyone around him with disdain as he attempts his 300-foot-powerwalk to the mailbox and back.

What if he wears jeans and a gamer t shirt? would look so funny to see a guy power walking in jeans. Or maybe he wears gym shorts and shows his chicken legs lmao

 

[SomeBoyo]

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil's new outro features a song a detractor made, just sped up and the samples of Phil saying "Money" and "Cha-ching" removed.

inb4 someone makes a "detractor song" with a well known sample and phil uses it
inb4 someone makes a "detractor song" with a hidden message on it

 

[Silverchair]

why can't he upgrade his pc?

is that why his panties are in a knot because they pulled out?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Does DSP actually believe he's correct about rollback netcode when everyone else in the FGC says the opposite? Like he really thinks he knows better than the thousands of people who are still actively playing the games? How can he not see how absurd that is?

 

[PieceofShet]

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Could you imagine playing a game and every secret and how to handed to you to the point where you dont even need to think about it?

Dont wanna powerlevel but i started playing Heaven Dust and im havin a blast figuring out the puzzles myself. Could not even imagine playing it lookin up every code on the net.

 

[UncleTusky]

You do wonder if he unloads his "takes" on Kat, or if she says "I don't care" and walks away. Or she tells him to shut up and order Door Dash already.

Kat makes Phil keep the door shut when she's home and he's streaming because she can't stand his voice. If it weren't for Doordash/meals out they probably would not be speaking anymore.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Does DSP actually believe he's correct about rollback netcode when everyone else in the FGC says the opposite? Like he really thinks he knows better than the thousands of people who are still actively playing the games? How can he not see how absurd that is?