Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
You're right. A moped at the very least supports entire families equivalent to her weight in places like Indonesia. It doesn't have air conditioning, though, so no bueno.

Also, congratulations on 100 pages, Polissa and Josh. This wouldn't have been possible without you. Keep it up!
 
One of their money woes was Josh's ticket for driving on a learner's permit.

Does anyone think he's learned his lesson and stopped doing that?

(Or started studying for his driver's test.)
He's a cow. A key trait of being a cow is the inability to accept the consequences of their mistakes, and learn from them.

He's still driving. Polissa may drive him to work so she can use the car while he's there, but he's still driving, and telling himself (and Polissa) that if he's careful he won't get caught. If he got pulled over and written a citation while on a learner's permit, that means he's been driving without a license for years, if not his entire adult life.

And you can't convince me for even a moment that they have auto insurance—and even in the highly unlikely event Polissa did, Josh wouldn't be covered under that policy because he doesn't have a license (and might not even have the learner's permit any more if he decided to take a walk on paying the fine for his recent citation).

Pics or it didn't happen.
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This thread has progressed many, many pages since this comment was made, and I still don't believe she actually went to the hospital.

No you didn't.
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Allergic reaction to dye arc incoming! Muh red 40!
So she (allegedly) showed up at the hospital with pain from already-known ovarian cyst. Given that it's on the right side, they may have decided to rule out appendicitis, and given her a CT scan because she's too fucking fat to get a clear X-ray image. Despite going to the ER very late on a Saturday night (when all kinds of drunks and other fuckups roll into the shop), she got seen and got this scan in less than 4 hours.

Yeah, right. If that actually happened, I don't want to see her bitch about how hospital staff hate poor people again, because she got lightning-fast care.

another "no help has come" post
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The round trip to the nearest ER is scarcely more than five miles. Even assuming they went there, I call bullshit.

They drive an old shitbox. @Kikkoman gave us a glorious display of autismo powers by identifying it as a late 2000s Chevy Impala or Monte Carlo—and, with either a 6- or 8-cylinder engine, it probably only gets about 14-18 mpg in town. But there is no way the short trip to the hospital and back emptied the tank, and it more than likely has enough gas still in it to get Josh to work.

And somehow, Josh didn't have his phone next to the bed, or was sleeping so soundly next to his wife, who was in such horrible pain, that he didn't hear when his boss called. Right.

Okay, somehow the castration of children and mentally ill and autistic teenagers by pharmacological means (puberty blockers and hormones) and surgical genital mutilation—which render those kids permanently unable to reproduce, or even to function sexually at all—is not genocide, but banning those procedures is.

Fancy Brenda is an ignoramus who needs to look up "eugenics" while she's also looking up "genocide," because she has no fucking clue what she's talking about (and neither does Polissa, of course).

I think one of the funniest parts of her "basement dwelling" insults is that this fat, "heat sensitive" bitch can only dream of the luxury of a finished basement on a hot summer day. Guess what stays nice and cool with minimal air conditioning? The basement.

She really is the dumbest creature, so stuck in the shittiness of her own life that she can't imagine that people she thinks she can look down on are STILL better than her.
It's 93°F/34°C here today, and I am shitposting about Polissa and Josh from my deliciously cool (68°F/20°C, despite no AC) basement. MY basement, that I paid for. I'm Queen of the World, baby.

If they sold their busted car, Josh would have a fine bike to ride. They'd save money on gas and car upkeep. But yes, they're entitled enough to get a brand new one. Craigslist. Used bikes. Problem solved. Tons of people have gotten by on bikes and not cars. Polissa should get one as well since she needs to lose weight. Two problems solved in one.
To be fair, Polissa is too goddamned fat, and would be bending rims and ruining tires left and right if she tried riding a bike (see: Ragen Chastain, who had the money to buy much tougher bikes than Polissa could ever afford).

Also, she's in her late 30s, which is when deathfats begin to fall apart in earnest (see: Kelly Lenza, Corissa Enneking, Chantal, Anna O'Brien, and, though she's not admitting it, Tess Holliday).

So unless, by some miracle, Polissa fixed her eating habits, lost weight, and resolved her health and mobility issues, she's not getting on a bike—not safely, much less comfortably. But Josh could manage one, which would let them reserve their car for only essential trips. But he'd still have to beg money to buy one, because even a cheap thrift store/pawn shop bike is going to cost far more than those two could ever hope to save up, given their idiotic, perma-poor spending habits.
 
Polissa and co. have the honor of taking my first post virginity, because she makes me incredibly MATI. Why? Because cats.

Feed your fucking cats. Scoop their fucking boxes. Oh, and bring your man back to this thread. That was funny as fuck.

I bet she uses scooty puffs at Walmart when she's jonesing for Mello Yello and brekky bowls, because ow mah legs. Probably the same excuse for NOT scooping the litter boxes.
 
On one hand, I can understand that some people have better luck with medical marijuana instead of other medications and pills. In Polissa's case however, it seems like she feels that all that troubles her can be solved with a doobie, and that's not how it works. Her attitude is also gives people who legitimately use medical marijuana a bad reputation.
People like her are the reason why those of us with an invisible illness are often treated like we're delusional. Polissa crying about her fibro and needing her "medicine" while downing Mello Yello and rolling around in cat piss makes it difficult for people who actually suffer from dehabilitating pain to receive proper medical care. It honestly makes me MATI. Fuck that fat bitch and gimme dem top hatz.
Ah yes, the timeless blue eye shadow and pink lipstick look. Christ. :story:
The big witch wart on her chin is the icing on the cake. Don't cream your yeasty panties, Polissa. We're not talking about real cake.
 
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They really have excuses for everything, don't they? Buy a used bike. These people suck at being poor. I've known people who were poor who didn't have cars and guess what- they rode themselves to work on their bikes. Long distances too. In the heat. Sometimes to other towns.
I bet someone on Nextdoor.com or the Facebook buy nothing groups would even donate a used bike or do a one time ride to work. People are actually pretty nice.
 
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He'd solve his problems by boogying out of the house and never looking back
Nah—he's the kind of guy who will have problems no matter where he goes or what he does. Some people are just doomed by their own unfixable stupidity, and their dogged determination to defend it at all costs.

Polissa's the best he's ever going to do, and frankly, they're made for each other.
 
Mrs. Cart just rolling in to make off with your precious heirloom tub trumpet!
Poor Polissa just can't take any pills or they'll make her sick. She needs her marijuana.
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Of course they do, dear. Of course. It's not at all that you're just making excuses to get high and try to forget the feeling of litter crunching between your toes and the gentle waft of old cat shit on the breeze from your fan full of hair. Of course.
Poor Jenn seems so sincere. Too bad Polly is just a huge waste of her kindness. Polly is and always will be an excuse making bitch who cannot appreciate anyone trying to show her goodwill that doesn't come in the form of physical items.
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How shocking that her nasty ass attitude is driving away all but the absolute kindest of people! No one cares that she's poor. No one cares that she's dumb. It's because she is a massive, self-entitled animal abusing, beggy bitch.
She is even a bitch to people who send her things and her response is more than half the time that they didn't send enough, like last night when she couldn't even show the most minimal thanks for some nice person trying to help the cats she can't be bothered to. "This is only going to last three days. I need the kibble too." Luckily the person felt bad enough for those cats that they didn't immediately cancel that order over her attitude. Like her birthday when she got a ton of crap sent to her and cried that her birthday was terrible because she didn't get enough shit.
And even less help will grace Polly Trumpet Island the more she talks about this thread and the more they see her nasty attitude. No one likes a spoiled brat.

The Noodle Beetz Loses His Job Thanks to Polly arc is starting sooner than expected! Then how will they afford their divorce to wring more money out of the government!?
 
Will say that they wouldn't need to buy a nice bike. They don't need to Ragen Chastain themselves into more bike than necessary. What Josh needs is a cheap as fuck Walmart piece of shit. It'll roll and cover his lame as fuck short little commute in 30 or so minutes (or, given his noodle composition, an hour).

Something like this POS that you wouldn't catch me dead on:
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But'cha know what? Even though it's absolute shit, it'd work for him. Sure, it won't break 25+ mph like a carbon fiber beauty in the hands of even an amateur road cyclist can, but it'd get his sorry ass to work with minimal issues.

And anyone can pick something like this up for less than $40 second-hand. I just throw it up because it's new, and we know how much Polly loves Walmart.

Walmart also has a plethora of cheap cruisers that could support Polly's giant ass with their broad seats. Sure, the seat'll eat her ass alive (because believe it or not, skinny seats are better - when you're actively pedaling, your glutes are in use and don't appreciate being crushed while being worked), but it'd be a mode of transportation she wouldn't have to grift to power.

What am I saying... of course she'd never consider something that doesn't consoom - it'd eradicate a means by which to beg for weed money without confessing that it's weed money.
 
I actually think it’s not the best idea for him to bike to work considering they live in Alabama, it’s summer, we’re in a heatwave, and he has diabetes and who knows what else wrong with him. HOWEVER, that just means they need to spend wisely in order to save gas money so they can earn more and get ahead. It doesn’t mean they’re automatically owed gas money from the money dispensing machine called Twitter.
 
I actually think it’s not the best idea for him to bike to work considering they live in Alabama, it’s summer, we’re in a heatwave, and he has diabetes and who knows what else wrong with him. HOWEVER, that just means they need to spend wisely in order to save gas money so they can earn more and get ahead. It doesn’t mean they’re automatically owed gas money from the money dispensing machine called Twitter.

I think exercise is better for his body than a four pizza a week diet but that's also saying Polly gives him anything to eat. She likely unhinges her jaw and swallows the entire box as soon as he enters the door.
 
I think exercise is better for his body than a four pizza a week diet but that's also saying Polly gives him anything to eat. She likely unhinges her jaw and swallows the entire box as soon as he enters the door.
I think Polissa is in a way abusing him through financial means. She controls his food by buying it, she makes him work for food that she just gives away, is possibly making him work for her own benefit. They’re even divorcing so Polissa gets more welfare. Very gross when you think about it despite that Josh is a piece of shit himself.

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Okay but something’s gotta give.

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We’re all brainwashed incels I guess
 
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