Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Glad to know they're aware that it's a fucking fetish, even when it's an FtM. Raye Rodriguez, Kate Leth, Noelle Stevenson, Sabrina Cotugno, etc are all fujoshi lolcows with weird complexes about men (hatred in the case of the last three) who started to mutilate their bodies to become like the underaged teenage yaoi boys they fetishize.

Fujoshi are legitimately one of the most homophobic fandoms I've ever seen. No matter the country the fujos are in, it's just women who somehow objectify men worse than straight coomer guys in their late teens to 20s who'll fuck any thing that looks even remotely female and can move. Only troons like Lucas can trump them when it comes to objectification.
God, don't get me started on Noelle Stevenson and yaoi fangirls. Feminism has ruined a entire generation of women. You have feminists, telling all these young girls that every man ever is going to rape them and that men are to be feared. To show attraction to men is unnatural and wrong. So you have an entire generation of girls who are repressed sexually. So these girls begin to read yaoi and yuri as feminists consider gay love to be "pure love" and holy fuck the shit these girls read brings your average coomer to shame. Because their sexuality is repressed and they are told that they should never let a man touch them because rape these girls indulge in degeneracy. They begin to fetishize yaoi which is why a lot of girls now troon out and only now are feminists reaping what they sowed.
Anyway, back to making fun of a pedophile tranny.
 
In just a few short months, Lucas's presence on the internet has devolved into a cycle:
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The grandma rape tweets can be subtituted out for whatever his latest act of self-sabotage is.
The fans: Keffals is such a wholesome and funny streamer with such a wonderful community!
Also the fans: Omg Keffals got all of this hatred from transphobes reporting them over some crude jokes they made!
The “jokes”: I fucked your mom so hard I destroyed her womb and left her gaping!
Guesses on wtf happened?
He states that he's alive, that could be taken literally or metaphorically. As in "my life was in danger" or exaggeration.
List of possibilities:
-Raging over a hacked twitter account
-Account was locked by twitter
-Received a credible/extreme threat
no idea what else it culd be
Probably some kind of anonymous threat or a random irl hater recognizing them in public is my guess. Both seem like the very thing Keffals would immediately tweet out and milk for sympathy donations, though there is a chance that they’ve been advised by someone to shut up and not talk about it as it’s still an ongoing issue. While I was correct to guess that the big stream would be about Destiny (and would barely shake things up as they proclaimed), I have to admit that it does seem unlikely for Keffals to refrain from using their main Twitter account and dropping hints from an alt just for the attention. I’d say something’s going on, but it’s hard to tell just how serious or legitimate it really is.
 
Believe it or not it is very common for trannies that had SRS surgery to have phantom pains and itches where their dick and balls used to be.
But they totally have "female brains" that are upset by not having that vagina of the soul. Those itchy phantom balls say different, sunshine!
 
Now that I know that Jason Stanley thinks it's libelous to say his classes are lousy I feel like I need to do nothing but post about Jason Stanley's horrible classes where he raped and murdered a black child in front of me for forgetting he was the Ted Kaczynski Professor of Whateverthefuck. That wasn't even the worst part, the worst part is that he then invited in a guest speaker for the class and it was Patirck S. Tomlinson. You know that raped and murdered by Jason Stanley black child was turned into pepperoni later that day.
 
Probably some kind of anonymous threat or a random irl hater recognizing them. Both imo seem like the very thing Keffals would immediately tweet out and milk, though there is a chance that they’ve been advised by someone to shut up and not talk about it.
While I was correct to guess that the big stream would be about Destiny (and would barely shake things up as they proclaimed), I have to admit that it does seem unlikely for Keffals to refrain from using their main Twitter account and drop hints from an alt just for the attention.
How would being threatened irl lock him out of his twitter account though? The "i'm alive" shit made me consider it, but I have no idea how that would relate to the account situation.

I'm starting to think that Luke's twitter was compromised and he's now trying to hire a lawyer to get his account back. That would be hilarious.
 
The fans: Keffals is such a wholesome and funny streamer with such a wonderful community!
Also the fans: Omg Keffals got all of this hatred from transphobes reporting them over some crude jokes they made!
The “jokes”: I fucked your mom so hard I destroyed her womb and left her gapping!
Hey man, Lucas is just joking. It is all in good fun. Women tell rape jokes all the time don't they? I mean, these "jokes" aren't just made by some incel with a seething hatred of women who has mommy issues, right?
 
Now that I know that Jason Stanley thinks it's libelous to say his classes are lousy I feel like I need to do nothing but post about Jason Stanley's horrible classes where he raped and murdered a black child in front of me for forgetting he was the Ted Kaczynski Professor of Whateverthefuck. That wasn't even the worst part, the worst part is that he then invited in a guest speaker for the class and it was Patirck S. Tomlinson. You know that raped and murdered by Jason Stanley black child was turned into pepperoni later that day.
I am shocked and offended to learn that Jason Stanley, the Jacob Urowsky Professor of Philosophy at Yale, allegedly raped and killed several African-American children on behalf of known sociopathic cannibal Patrick S. Tomlinson.
 
How would being threatened irl lock him out of his twitter account though? The "i'm alive" shit made me consider it, but I have no idea how that would relate to the account situation.

I'm starting to think that Luke's twitter was compromised and he's now trying to hire a lawyer to get his account back. That would be hilarious.
True. I’m speculating mostly for a legit reason on why they’d be laying low from their main and not telling people at all, so first thing that came to mind was something going on irl. Though giving it some further thought, your suggestion seems more plausible.
 
How would being threatened irl lock him out of his twitter account though? The "i'm alive" shit made me consider it, but I have no idea how that would relate to the account situation.

I'm starting to think that Luke's twitter was compromised and he's now trying to hire a lawyer to get his account back. That would be hilarious.
With his and the Troon Cabal's connections to Twitter, though, would he really need a lawyer to get a comp'd account back?
 
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Went on twitter's FAQ section and it seems that there is an actual account locking that sometimes happens.
I wonder if by "locked out of account" Lucas meant twitter's locking or him losing access completely.
Is he so desperate for attention that he switched to his alt so non-followers could see his tweet, and the "locking" is completely unrelated to this drama that apparently happened?
 
-false drama to get more viewers for his stream
This is a guarantee. It's just what thing he's decided to use as the molehill for his mountain that's the question.

There is the possibility that something that even we would regard as a major development occurred - Luke has those fairly regularly. But I'm just taking it as given that it's going to get exaggerated for clout purposes, just like I'm taking it as given that the lawyer will turn out to be as useful to whatever the situation is as the alleged opsec guy that Luke allegedly hired.
 
If someone hacked his Twitter account I pray to God that they archive all of Lucas's DM's. God only knows what degenerate shit Lucas wrote to the minors he was grooming. Knowing Lucas he was probably too stupid to delete his DM's when he had the chance.
Of course he wouldn’t delete his DMs- this is how most pedos get caught cause they just have to have trophies, and keffals is no different. I’m sure he’s got some shit in there that would set fire to his narrative that he isn’t a grooming pedo.
 
Of course he wouldn’t delete his DMs- this is how most pedos get caught cause they just have to have trophies, and keffals is no different. I’m sure he’s got some shit in there that would set fire to his narrative that he isn’t a grooming pedo.
This was how confident that Lucas was in that he believed that he would never get in caught or in trouble to the point that he left a digital paper trail. Lucas is going to really regret the day he went after Destiny and shined a spotlight on himself.
 
If someone hacked his Twitter account I pray to God that they archive all of Lucas's DM's. God only knows what degenerate shit Lucas wrote to the minors he was grooming. Knowing Lucas he was probably too stupid to delete his DM's when he had the chance.
Maybe he did something seriously illegal and got caught, and is now going to try the I WUZ HAX0RED defense.
 
I think that some kids's parents contacted Lucas or any of his mods personally via DMs because they caught his son swallowing Breaking Bad tier drugs, and that made him panic so hard that he had to disappear for a few days until they forget or something.
Idk, maybe I'm schizoing hard but that might explain his weird behavior.
And even if that's not true, it'll happen eventually anyways.
 
I think that some kids's parents contacted Lucas or any of his mods personally via DMs because they caught his son swallowing Breaking Bad tier drugs, and that made him panic so hard that he had to disappear for a few days until they forget or something.
Idk, maybe I'm schizoing hard but that might explain his weird behavior.
And even if that's not true, it'll happen eventually anyways.
Now this is the outcome I am hoping for. If some parent caught their teenage son taking Lucas and Bobposting's bathtub HRT or sexting at Lucas or other adults on his server and decided to pursue legal matters against Lucas than I hope this is the case. Lucas, and his buddy Bobposting, are a clear and present danger to underage boys. If a parent decided to press charges against Lucas and Bobposting then all the better.
 
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