Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

On another note, something I've been wondering: does she have a smartphone? Wasn't she banned from owning one? Is she allowed now that she "isn't" living at home or do they have her using the landline and FB messenger?
IIRC she was banned from owning one at the conclusion of the Child Grooming Saga. No idea about her current gadgets, but the elder Friglys wouldn't be able to monitor her if she bought one and left it at her apartment whenever she visits them.
 
IIRC she was banned from owning one at the conclusion of the Child Grooming Saga. No idea about her current gadgets, but the elder Friglys wouldn't be able to monitor her if she bought one and left it at her apartment whenever she visits them.
I don't think she's talked about going further than the local shopping strip so I doubt it, and I think she would've posted about it by now if she went out and got one. She would've made it a big moment and tied it back to them abusing her and stealing her independence.

Thinking on it, if she still doesn't have one there's no way she isn't in a group home. Like, she finally leaves home and doesn't even think to buy a phone? Is her Mother screening her calls? What if her landlord needs to contact her on short notice? Maybe she has a flip-phone or something, IDK. seems sus to me 🤔
 
I don't think she's talked about going further than the local shopping strip so I doubt it, and I think she would've posted about it by now if she went out and got one. She would've made it a big moment and tied it back to them abusing her and stealing her independence.

Thinking on it, if she still doesn't have one there's no way she isn't in a group home. Like, she finally leaves home and doesn't even think to buy a phone? Is her Mother screening her calls? What if her landlord needs to contact her on short notice? Maybe she has a flip-phone or something, IDK. seems sus to me 🤔
IIRC the only phone she does have is a "feature phone" which is a nice way of saying dumbphone. To me the greatest indication she didn't buy anything new is the lack of "OH MORRIGAN HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING ON? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOGLE ACCOUNT? HOW DO I USE THIS THING?" posts.
At least one member of this forum has bought her patches.
And the tortilla chip man "artwork" too.
 
I don't think she's talked about going further than the local shopping strip so I doubt it, and I think she would've posted about it by now if she went out and got one. She would've made it a big moment and tied it back to them abusing her and stealing her independence.

Thinking on it, if she still doesn't have one there's no way she isn't in a group home. Like, she finally leaves home and doesn't even think to buy a phone? Is her Mother screening her calls? What if her landlord needs to contact her on short notice? Maybe she has a flip-phone or something, IDK. seems sus to me 🤔
A phone would mean setting up an account of some kind, having regular bills or at least paying for cards to "pay as you go," etc, plus making the initial purchase of the phone itself. Her mom has access to her bank account (she mentioned that she'd have to explain getting scammed when her mom saw depleted funds, iirc). And she has no real source of income. So Stephanie isn't buying a secret "f--- you, I'm an independent adult" phone anytime soon, because she isn't. If she has a phone at all then it probably is a flip phone and her parents pay for it.
 
A phone would mean setting up an account of some kind, having regular bills or at least paying for cards to "pay as you go," etc, plus making the initial purchase of the phone itself. Her mom has access to her bank account (she mentioned that she'd have to explain getting scammed when her mom saw depleted funds, iirc). And she has no real source of income. So Stephanie isn't buying a secret "f--- you, I'm an independent adult" phone anytime soon, because she isn't. If she has a phone at all then it probably is a flip phone and her parents pay for it.
Either that or she has a free Obama phone, which are just Tracfones you never have to add minutes to. If she gets EBT, she's eligible but who knows if she's smart enough to sign up.
 
Staph calling others ugly is rich.
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Mommy brought lazy bitch food. Does this spud not even grocery shop for herself?
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Mommy brought lazy bitch food. Does this spud not even grocery shop for herself?
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IDK the brand, but that Asian sounding name sounds expensive when she could make it herself

I bet she's bitching because of the health benefits of bone broth itself, and it's not that hipster soda she chugs daily and ""needs""
 
IDK the brand, but that Asian sounding name sounds expensive when she could make it herself
Tom kha has an exotic name but I've also seen it in the rotation at the Kroger deli, so that could go either way.

It's chicken (usually) soup with coconut milk and mild spice, so it's become a quiet crossover hit and will probably be ubiquitous in ten years.
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I'm sure someone's already written an op ed about why Whitey is a shitlord for appropriating soup. If they haven't, Staph can do it when she's feeling better.
 
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IDK the brand, but that Asian sounding name sounds expensive when she could make it herself

I bet she's bitching because of the health benefits of bone broth itself, and it's not that hipster soda she chugs daily and ""needs""

That Olipop stuff must be pretty gross lol.
(PL or whatever I guess? Idek anymore)
A group of typically positive, cheerful ladies I know irl who are into crunchy type food just went off on Olipop in a Facebook group we're all in. It was hilarious to read these usually friendly, low-key women absolutely tearing into it for being irredeemably nasty. The best part was when one was like "TMI but it gave me diarrhea."
Lol Stephanie and her constant digestive issues, and meanwhile she's eating random brown stews and drinking weird "healthy gut" sodas and being like "why do I have puke-burps and poop myself???"
Like many probiotic things I'm sure the weird soda helps some people but you can overdo anything.

At least she didn't go with her initial diet plan, though. Anytime you get mad that she hasn't really moved out at all and just has an expensive bedroom down the street, and that her parents are bringing her groceries, remember that her initial meal plan was meal replacement shakes and "salads."
If the Frigley parents don't have a plan in place for a long-term caregiver to check in when they're elderly/dead, and think they can actually train Stephanie to live independently, sad to say they deserve the biggest 🌈 of all.
 
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Tom kha has an exotic name but I've also seen it in the rotation at the Kroger deli, so that could go either way.

It's chicken (usually) soup with coconut milk and mild spice, so it's become a quiet crossover hit and will probably be ubiquitous in ten years.
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I'm sure someone's already written an op ed about why Whitey is a shitlord for appropriating soup. If they haven't, Staph can do it when she's feeling better.
Spices and GERD: galaxy brained move, Staph. Always expected you to pick anything to fuck your gut up so you can live-tweet it to get off to.
The recipe doesn't sound too bed tbh...
That Olipop stuff must be pretty gross lol.
PL or whatever I guess? Idek anymore 🙄
A group of typically positive, cheerful ladies I know irl who are into crunchy type food just went off on Olipop in a Facebook group we're all in. It was hilarious to read these usually friendly, low-key women absolutely tearing into it for being irredeemably nasty. The best part was when one was like "TMI but it gave me diarrhea."
Lol Stephanie and her constant digestive issues, and meanwhile she's eating random brown stews and drinking weird "healthy gut" sodas and being like "why do I have puke-burps and poop myself???"
Like many probiotic things I'm sure the weird soda helps some people but you can overdo anything.

At least she didn't go with her initial diet plan, though. Anytime you get mad that she hasn't really moved out at all and just has an expensive bedroom down the street, and that her parents are bringing her groceries, remember that her initial meal plan was meal replacement shakes and "salads."
If the Frigley parents don't have a plan in place for a long-term caregiver to check in when they're elderly/dead, and think they can actually train Stephanie to live independently, sad to say they deserve the biggest 🌈 of all.
I have a feeling Stephanie would despise the crunchy vegans due to limiting sodas/breads/soaps alone that would trigger her body. And no shakes as it ALL HAS TO BE NATURAL and heavy limiting of medications lol.
 
Spices and GERD: galaxy brained move, Staph. Always expected you to pick anything to fuck your gut up so you can live-tweet it to get off to.
The recipe doesn't sound too bed tbh...

I have a feeling Stephanie would despise the crunchy vegans due to limiting sodas/breads/soaps alone that would trigger her body. And no shakes as it ALL HAS TO BE NATURAL and heavy limiting of medications lol.
Personally, I'm no vegan defender myself (when I say "crunchy" that includes people into stuff like "I raised and killed this lamb," not insane woo consoom bitches), but yes, you've nailed it: Stephanie is on record for ragging on vegans.

Her complaint (beef? lol) is the standard cop-out. Along the lines of: "Not everyone can afford to be vegan, therefore it's classist, also some people are too disabled to work to afford it, or too retarded to figure it out, or something, so it's ableist too. And anyway tHeRe'S no EtHiCaL cOnSumPtiOn UnDeR LaTe CaPitaLisM. It's very nuanced; you wouldn't understand. So gimme my tendies and a milkshake."
The boilerplate excuses you get from wokescolds when they bump up against any cognitive dissonance.
 
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