Alejandro has tried to fake his own death... after getting arrested?
So. On July 24th, his Telegram admins started claiming that he had been run over and died at 10 PM. Most of the messages have been deleted (of course), but you get the idea.
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Discord users were quick to point out
this crash, where a man pushing a woman in a wheelchair was hit and killed by a driver in his 70's in Dallas, as being Alejandro's ultimate demise.
However...
as the Bexar County Jail Activity List proves, he was apparently arrested on July 22nd due to the unlawful carrying of a weapon. This means that Alejandro, being the coward that he is,
(sloppily) faked his own death. As listed on their website, Bexar County Sheriff’s Jail Activity Reports are only maintained online for a maximum of a seven day period, so as of August 5th, I can only
look back as far as July 30th. Notice how Alejandro isn't here anymore. Alejandro was released at some point between the 22nd and 30th. His voter registration is still up, which means that he has (at least not
yet) been successfully convicted of a felony.
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It looks like Alejandro got himself arrested and, at least for now, quit the internet. This may be the end of the LatinoZoomer lore, bros. Rest in Power, Kween!
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