Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

On July 11th Jerry Jen filed a new memorandum of costs in which he's adding $5,757.55 of attorney fees to the pig's debt, plus updating the interest accrued.
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Presumably for the unsuccessful SFWA subpoena? I remember stated costs being around that amount.

To remind everyone Pat's debt consists mainly of

• For the Cloudflare subpoena (San Francisco), $23,739.25 + 10% interest annually
• For the Google subpoena (Santa Clara), $11,032.00 + 10% interest annually

Including these new fees, he's nearing $43k in total now if the live counter on www.payquasi.lol is correct.

I really hope someone makes this cow crossover happen. Fatty and the Gunt are the perfect complements, in that they are both extremely online politicows who are obligated to respond to the smallest slight from any potential detractor (including each other).

With the above debt in mind, maybe it would be in Fatrick’s best interest to feud with Ralph.

They could get to the point of arranging a boxing match, both secure in the knowledge that no officials will ever clear either of them to fight, due to obesity and heart problems.

When they do this though they clearly will begin a kickstarter to financially back the fight.
Then all Fatrick will have to do is steal all of the kickstarter funds for “promotion, insurance, venue costs, etc”.

If anyone questions where the money has gone, while they are both despicable swine, Fatrick is objectively smarter than Ralph.
Fatrick is more likely to have the wit to set up the kickstarter under a dummy business or something from which he can steal the money, but leave Ralph holding the bag.

 

[Uncle Buck]

...Fatrick is objectively smarter than Ralph.

That, my friend, is highly debatable.

 

[FinnSven]

That, my friend, is highly debatable.

I agree it is debatable.

They both have ghetto wealth mentality, but;

Fatrick is more eloquent in speech and writing.
Fatrick is a fair bit more worldly.
Fatrick is more successful at making his drinking look close to acceptable.

While they both are utter failures who cannot help document and broadcast their failure on a daily basis, Fatrick at least can claim to be a (self) published author.

Plus keeping ahead of the police and local gangs in his pepperoni operation, shows he has some wit.
Ralph can’t even walk around a European city without getting beaten up.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

I agree it is debatable.

They both have ghetto wealth mentality, but;

Fatrick is more eloquent in speech and writing.
Fatrick is a fair bit more worldly.
Fatrick is more successful at making his drinking look close to acceptable.

While they both are utter failures who cannot help document and broadcast their failure on a daily basis, Fatrick at least can claim to be a (self) published author.

Plus keeping ahead of the police and local gangs in his pepperoni operation, shows he has some wit.
Ralph can’t even walk around a European city without getting beaten up.

I would counter this argument by saying that Ethan Ralph has:

1. Enjoyed a far more successful “career” than Fat has, when you compare both of them at their peaks

2. Has managed his online presence better (and I use the term “better” incredibly loosely) than Fat has by more or less embracing his reputation as a combative retard rather than obsessively correcTing the record every time someone says his name

3. (And this is a big one) Not accumulated 43 thousand fucking dollars in debt to Quasi, nigga

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t think I’d ever looked at http://payquasi.lol, thinking it was just a counter. But today I looked and lmao it’s so much more. Well done to its creator(s).

 

[HarveyMCR]

I agree it is debatable.

They both have ghetto wealth mentality, but;

Fatrick is more eloquent in speech and writing.
Fatrick is a fair bit more worldly.
Fatrick is more successful at making his drinking look close to acceptable.

While they both are utter failures who cannot help document and broadcast their failure on a daily basis, Fatrick at least can claim to be a (self) published author.

Plus keeping ahead of the police and local gangs in his pepperoni operation, shows he has some wit.
Ralph can’t even walk around a European city without getting beaten up.

I think smartness is better measured by success rather than superficial things like if you talk like a Virginian, or a faggot. Though you make a fair point with the alcoholism, I think that's more of a condemnation on Ralph than a praise on Tomlinson.

Lets look at the facts:

ETHAN RALPH

-Has legitimate fans​

-Makes a living​

-Got off (mostly) scot free for revenge porn. Only owes Faith 2/3rds of even the bare minimum legal obligation​

-Has multiple kids (pays the momma child support too)​

-Can put on events with friends​

-His internet slap fights make him money from streaming bux​

PATRICK S TOMLINSON

-No fans, only haters​

-Worst selling author on Amazon​

-Lien against his home. Tens of thousands of dollars in debt​

-Has one kid (abandoned)​

-Every event he goes to is harassed until he is disavowed​

-His internet slap fights has cost his patron organization tons of $$$. Got him cancelled by black twitter.​

In every definable metric, other than superfluous posturing, Ethan Ralph wins. Hell, Ralph caters to his audience perfectly in the way he dresses/acts/speaks. Tomlinson has no audience whatsoever. The only difference between the two is that Tomlinson has a sense of self preservation (He's a pussy). If he hears someone is coming to Portugal to beat his ass, you know he hightailing it back to the safety of Milwaukee. This isn't to say I like Ralph. This post is not a praise of Ralph. this is a complete and total condemnation of Tomlinson. He is so pathetic, even a fat, retarded Virginian is smarter/more successful than him. Or I guess I should say...

YET ANOTHER ABSOLUTE RALPHA MALE W BABY. RALPH WINS YET AGAIN.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Ethan Ralph: Verified on Twitter
Patrick: Not verified on Twitter
Winner: Ethan Ralph

 

[clusterfuckk]

>Valets probably in their 20s and learned to drive in the last six to eight years.
>piggy drives a car from the 90s
>”muh manual transmission!”
>car gets left out to the elements because valets never had an opportunity to learn.

Weird flex but ok.

Yeah nice flex Fatrick. My kids knew how to drive stick as teenagers.

Toxic masculinity? Is that what he calls whining like a little bitch 24/7?

Yes I am aging myself but back in my day Toxic Masculinity was another description of a Real Man.
Clearly that has changed to mean huge faggot

Damn, Fatrick is going to need to get a job or sell much more of his pepperoni

Saw a review of some pepperoni that was obtained by ordering from 608-566-9287

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Guys Pat is way too fun on his own to start dragging theories and Gunt into this. I speak only for myself but considering Pat is such a prolific milk producer, he’s lolcow enough for this thread.

For example, a few from today:

 

[RussianParasite]

Guys Pat is way too fun on his own to start dragging theories and Gunt into this.

I have this nightmare that Fatrick stops tweeting and responding to the trolls for awhile and this thread just becomes another Russell Greer thread filled with theories, hypothetical cow crossovers, song lyrics, and repeated armchair psychology.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I have this nightmare that Fatrick stops tweeting and responding to the trolls for awhile and this thread just becomes another Russell Greer thread filled with theories, hypothetical cow crossovers, song lyrics, and repeated armchair psychology.

that would be a horrible nightmare world, but lucky we live in the real world where fatrick physically can't stop responding to trolls.

Spoiler: spolier

In th real world he also can't stop eating . anyone notice how fat he has gotten?

 

[Piggy Higuera]

"Hi Pat, I got a message from you asking me out for a drink, I knew it wasn't you because I don't have a penis and even if I did, there's no way you'd stop at just one drink. Where can I send this to you?"

 

[JJLiautaud]

Guys Pat is way too fun on his own to start dragging theories and Gunt into this. I speak only for myself but considering Pat is such a prolific milk producer, he’s lolcow enough for this thread.

For example, a few from today:

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i love the urbie, however fat if he was a 'Mech he would be a super heavy 'Mech weighing in at well over 150 tons, but he would only cost .5 C-bills.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have this nightmare that Fatrick stops tweeting and responding to the trolls for awhile and this thread just becomes another Russell Greer thread filled with theories, hypothetical cow crossovers, song lyrics, and repeated armchair psychology.

Yeah those are the fucking worst and I kind of wish we had a theory/armchair psychology/hypothetical cow crossover containment thread for each lolcow. It’s bad enough when the cows go quiet but Pat never goes quiet (thanks in large part to the blessed rascals). Pat doesn’t have a subforum (yet) so I just scroll past all the hypotheses to get to the latest action. But that stuff does shit up the thread and seems to often be just a couple of the same people who might enjoy PMing each other about such things so they can really let rip.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You know, whether or not anyone knows that Patrick is the one sending these messages, they have to eventually begin to wonder what a person could possibly do to get so many people to want to fuck with them. Even failed trolling attempts have to get the noggin joggin, if you will.

And of course since Pat is such a "Twitter firebrand", a quick reference for why people think he's a clown is always only a few clicks away at any given time.

Saw a review of some pepperoni that was obtained by ordering from 608-566-9287
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The secret is to make sure the livestock you process is always young and tender, and always exotic. The rest is in the herbs and spices.

 

[SomethingFishi]

Patrick really is like a security blanket for the site. After reading some horrendous shit about child abuse and deviant freaks, I can always come back to this thread with a guarantee that there will be tons of new pages to catch up on. Almost never filled with degeneracy of any significant degree, just a fat man living his life fatly. Talking about his silly books and arguing about his silly fence and shaking his fist righteously at the neo-nazi sociopathic stalkers while crying out "No, Child!"

Annoying as he can be sometimes, this thread is exceptionally comfy.

 

[artilleryfroth]

nyway, a good resource is The Submission Grinder.

That really sounds like you are telling on yourself, my dude.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know, whether or not anyone knows that Patrick is the one sending these messages, they have to eventually begin to wonder what a person could possibly do to get so many people to want to fuck with them.

There are several catchy available URLs where motivated individuals could answer that question. Pat, more than most lolcows, really would benefit from a wiki.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Once he finds out who we are, we're dead.

It's nice he seems to imagine all his detractors as some massive American hivemind. That has been told hundreds upon hundreds of times to stop contacting him. His fantasies of rounding up and jailing/killing everyone who remarked on his weight issues would make a lot less sense if Patrick could remember there's more than one country on the planet and most of them would laugh even harder than the American cops laugh at Fat, if they were asked to extradite someone to the US for calling a fat person fat.

In terms of the comparison of Ethan Ralph and Fatrick. Or the measure of success. I think you've really failed when you've reached the point where you can't have any actual fans. I'm sure there are people that actually like Ethan Ralph. There were some seriously autistic retards who liked sonichu. If you genuinely liked Pats books and asked him for an autograph I think he'd be wary and assume you're a q-anon type cyber stalker. Not even Patrick would believe someone is a fan of his own work. I think that alone makes him a failure.

edit:

Spoiler: alcohol induced ramblings

started thinking about this again. Imagine being at work and a colleague comes up to you and comments "good job on that x you did earlier". Most people wouldn't have to imagine actually, it's not abnormal to do a good job at something once in a while. But imagine if your response to someone saying they liked your work in some way, was to not believe them and assume they're some kind of troll.

Like not even you believe that you're worthy of any praise. I'm sure that's how Fatrick would react.

What an enormously fat piece of garbage this guy is.