Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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get-tar manajerk said:
I wish I was a kid during this era. Get bullied at school? Just log into discord, tell someone called "cockwaffles" you're a man trapped in a womans body and ask for testosterone to be sent over right away (it's life saving!).

Show up to school fucking jacked on roids, testicles shrunken, penis broken, heart issues and balding at 14. Beat the fuck out of everyone. And the teachers.

These kids have it so easy these days.
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Keffals seems pretty fixated on manufacturing catboys, so he'd probably just call a TiF a cunt and ban her.
 
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What is Derek doing?!?! :stress:
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Look ma', I'm on twitter

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Maricón de Mierda said:
Keffals seems pretty fixated on manufacturing catboys, so he'd probably just call a TiF a cunt and ban her.
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I wish I was a kid during this era. Get bullied at school? Just log into discord, tell someone called "cockwaffles" you're a man woman trapped in a womans body and ask for testosterone estrogen to be sent over right away (it's life saving!).

Show up to school fucking jacked even faggier than normal on roids titty skittles, testicles shrunken, penis broken, heart issues and balding man boobing at 14. Beat the fuck out of everyone. Get molested the fuck out of by everyone. And the teachers.

These kids have it so easy are being literally targeted by pedophile cuttlefish faggots these days and I legitimately feel worried for the next generation.
 
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I looked at Lucas' patreon to find any clues related to what's happening, and found something interesting.
CIA handler is the $200 per month patreon level.
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This role allows patrons access to his phone number.
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This is his most recent patreon post. CIA handler phone temporarily unavailable, and references "something really bad."
Post was made early on August 6th, a day before the suskeffals tweet was made.

It seems that whatever happened has caused him to be unable to keep the phone line available, whatever reason that is.
For a small sum of $200 you can read what he said here.
 
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If other people have also been going quiet, it makes me wonder whose plan this is. Lucas has a 65 IQ, he isn't coming up with any ideas. We did recently get a blurry screenshot of the Secret Tranny Signal group. Even the twitter name change likely came from somebody else, Lucas wouldn't grasp how other people would perceive him calling himself "sus". Failed Lawyer Troon hasn't shut up, though. Not a real woman, not a real lawyer, so probably has little to do with it.

There was that recent british pedo furry troon who pretended the cops had taken away their phone and seized their accounts. I wonder if Keffals heard about that and felt inspired.

"Some transphobes reported me to the police and they took my phone! They didn't find anything though, the system has exonerated me. Anybody calling me a groomer from now on is 100% transphobic because the police looked and didn't find anything!"
 
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The Line said:
I looked at Lucas' patreon to find any clues related to what's happening, and found something interesting.
CIA handler is the $200 per month patreon level.
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This role allows patrons access to his phone number.
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This is his most recent patreon post. "CIA handler phone temporarily unavailable."
Post was made early on August 6th, a day before the suskeffals tweet was made.

It seems that whatever happened has caused him to be unable to keep the phone line available, whatever reason that is.
For a small sum of $200 you can read what he said here.
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Oh my fucking god :story: :story:

Someone here or online has to know what happened.
 
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The Line said:
It seems that whatever happened has caused him to be unable to keep the phone line available, whatever reason that is.
For a small sum of $200 you can read whatever he said here.
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I'm kinda surprised in a way that he even had his phone number as a buyable option with the whole MangoRanch thing going on. Like, I've seen threads here where Kiwis spend nearly $100+ printing court documents plus buying scanners and the like to upload the docu to threads. There are people on this site crazy enough to spend that kind of money simply to mess with him for a reaction. (And also, having that number would simply help prove a dox due to area code. It's not like he's smart enough to give an alt phone # from a burner. Like, why let people buy your # in the first place?)

He may have been found having contact with minors on his phone (thus lawyer situation + no phone tier change). He could potentially be texting children in regards to things like "HRT advice" or just general grooming and someone found out. This could also lead to what another user said about the possibility of a parent getting involved. Either way, I just want him to hurry up and release the info. It's not like he's good at hiding shit anyway.
 
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SpergWatcher said:
This is what I could find in his Plebbit. Apparently he's making a statement tomorrow of some kind. Not expecting anything more than a turdburger.
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bro what lmfao, lucas changed his @suskeffals account to @keffalsbackup, which allowed @Sprate Header to take the no-longer-in-use "suskeffals" username :story: these niggas are completely retarded
 
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Resunoit said:
If anyone here is crazy enough to shell out $200 to see what Lucas said, post the screenshot here.

Also post his phone number while you’re at it.
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no one should give Lucas money no matter what. His excuse is probably vague and it's a burner phone so he could just get another quickly.
 
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TitchBitties said:
Please let Keffals be strung out on meth/pills as is the result of the troon pipeline
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The dude admitted his smoking habit has kicked in again, mods are saying he's not sleeping for days, he door dashes fast food almost every day, he hasn't been on Twatter, he can't do make up and has probably "been too stressed" to shower as of late. Things are not looking good for Luke here.
Let's not forget his dad died of lung cancer *sigh*
 
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