Opinion Liz Cheney is the Obi-Wan to Trump’s Darth Vader - Watch another damn movie!

By Jonathan Capehart
August 8, 2022 at 2:55 p.m. EDT

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Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) at the Jan. 6 committee hearing on July 21. (Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images)

Star Wars fans, remember that scene in “Episode IV: A New Hope” when Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Sith lord Darth Vader are light-sabering it out on the Death Star? Kenobi and Vader are monologuing over the crackle of their clashing weapons when Kenobi declares, “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” Then, in an act of self-sacrifice he hopes will hasten the destruction of the evil Empire, Kenobi allows Vader to do just that.

A version of this battle is playing out in real life with Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) as Kenobi and former president Donald Trump as Vader. Now, I realize that Cheney’s father, former vice president Dick Cheney, has traditionally been known as Darth Vader, what with the Iraq War and “enhanced interrogation” techniques and all that. But work with me, people.

Ever since Trump summoned a mob to the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, in a failed effort to overturn the 2020 presidential election, Liz Cheney has made it her mission to destroy him. Well, by “destroy,” I mean hold him accountable for his violation of the Constitution and his oath to protect it — and ensure he never holds the high office ever again.

As the vice chair of the Jan. 6 committee, Cheney has been merciless in that endeavor. Her remarks at the beginning and the end of each of the eight public hearings were a warning to the nation and a clarion call to her fellow Republicans about the danger to the republic that Trump remains.

And like any power-mad wannabe despot, Trump has targeted Cheney for political elimination. Not satisfied by her removal from Republican House leadership, Trump endorsed her GOP primary challenger, who leads her by a whopping 22 points. There you have Trump’s Vader-like striking down; that the official vanquishing won’t occur until Wyoming’s Aug. 16 primary doesn’t much matter.

But follow the analogy a little further: Cheney’s presumptive defeat won’t be the end of the story. As with Obi-Wan, it will make her more powerful than Trump and his enablers can possibly imagine. Thanks to her fearlessness against Trump in defense of the Constitution, the congresswoman from Wyoming’s lone district now has a national stature independent of her famous last name. And that has led to the inevitable and growing chatter that Cheney should run for president, which will only intensify once she is in all likelihood politically martyred.

When asked during a CNN interview this past week about the desire to run for president, Cheney insisted that her focus is on her primary. But, when asked about the possibility of Trump capturing the Republican nomination again, Cheney sounded like someone lacing up for the next fight. “He cannot be our nominee, and he certainly cannot ever be elected president again,” Cheney said. “I intend to be a big part of making sure that we protect the nation from the threat that he poses.”

After Obi-Wan died, he didn’t come back to beat Vader himself. Cheney, should she run, wouldn’t stand much of a chance of beating Trump. But the old Jedi rejoined the mystical Force, and it’s his energy that helped turn the tide of the war ravaging the galaxy. As a Force ghost, he also guided other opponents of the Empire in their resistance. Could Cheney do the same?

Right now, I can’t think of another Republican with the guts and ferocity to do a better job of challenging Trump (or the dime-store substitutes putting a smiley face on Trumpism). You hear names such as Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan or former New Jersey governor Chris Christie as possible entrants, but the former pales in comparison to Cheney and the latter is compromised by his work for Trump.

I never thought I’d say this, but I long for the days of the Republican Party that Cheney represents. The old-school GOP that championed limited government, fiscal restraint, and the defense of the ideals of democracy at home and abroad was far from perfect; the party’s social conservatism excluded millions of Americans who didn’t fit its cramped views of society. But even though the Cheney Republicans flirted with the fringe, they kept it at bay. Trump ushered the fringe into the mainstream.

Many of the former president’s acolytes have won primary races for various offices across the country that put them one election away from gaining real power to undermine the rule of law and fully destroy American democracy. These victories highlight Cheney’s immediate political peril, but they also reveal the urgency of her overall mission to stop Trump.

“If defending the Constitution against the threat that he poses means losing a House seat,” Cheney said in that CNN interview, “then that’s a sacrifice that I’m willing to make.”

The Force is strong with this one.

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Watch another movie, Jonathan Capeshit.

But follow the analogy a little further: Cheney’s presumptive defeat won’t be the end of the story. As with Obi-Wan, it will make her more powerful than Trump and his enablers can possibly imagine. Thanks to her fearlessness against Trump in defense of the Constitution, the congresswoman from Wyoming’s lone district now has a national stature independent of her famous last name. And that has led to the inevitable and growing chatter that Cheney should run for president, which will only intensify once she is in all likelihood politically martyred.
She is just one more shitty politician, and I doubt we will ever see another Cheney in the White House.
 
So Liz trained Dolan until Dolan turned to the dark side because he killed his girlfriend or something? And the only way we can restore balance to the Force is if Dolan redeems himself by throwing Emperor Soros down a sinkhole?

This is a stupid metaphor. Watch another film.
 
I read the entire thing... I owe my brain cells an apology.

Now, I realize that Cheney’s father, former vice president Dick Cheney, has traditionally been known as Darth Vader, what with the Iraq War and “enhanced interrogation” techniques and all that. But work with me, people.
At first I wanted to sperg, but... Remember that part in Episode IV where Obi-wan scares the "sand people"?

This lunatic may have a point, as bad as it is.

This idiot knows vader killed obi wan right......?
"When your enemy strikes you down, you become more powerful than they can possibly imagine." - Chancellor Trudeau of the Maple System
 
Ok so Trump and people who like him are like Thanos and the death eaters. The democrats are like the crew of the Enterprise and the Jedi. they have to find all the horcruxes before Putin finds the Dragon Balls and destroys Ukraine (Wakanda). Turning the world into a Handmaids Tale. I now have a deep understand of extremely complex geopolitical issues.
 
What you talking about, they also watch Marvel, Disney movies and Harry Potter not just Star Wars. After all those are the only 4 movie franchises and all of life mimics them.
 
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Reminder that Vader was still the Chosen One who brought balance to the force by being the one who ultimately killed the emperor who had manipulated the galaxy into war for decades and Obi Wan still died in the first movie.

In fact their analogy is even dumber because Obi Wan was ultimately trying to help Vader even if it meant risking the galaxy. He waltzed into an unwinnable fight knowing his only card in the hole was Vader's kid and it was still only because Vader had a moment toward the end that the happy dumb space ending was even possible.

Also people who are incapable of viewing real world events without the lens of capeshit or some other fictional medium should quite frankly be sterilized immediately and have all voting privileges revoked.
 
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Why must we live in a timeline with such pop culture-addled political news?
Data is raw and meaningless like a series of numbers. Information is data that has been contextualised to give it additional meaning, for example if that series of numbers is contextualised as being temperature measurements. Knowledge is information that has been internalised into the human mind, so a person is able to recount certain information on certain topics and is thus knowledgeable. Wisdom thought is the ability to derive knowledge from seemingly different pieces of knowledge, the ability to take in a lot of information and meaningfully examine that information to come to new conclusions.

So to be wise is to have a broad frame of reference.
Although even unwise people have a frame of reference, a mental model used to understand the world. When new knowledge comes in you see how it fits together with existing knowledge and if this new knowledge contradicts or supports the existing frame of reference we might add it to the frame of reference or deny it and throw it out So we as human are constantly building up a frame of reference by which we come to try and make sense of things.

So then if you can only understand the world through pop-cultural references it indicates that you simply lack a diverse set of life experiences or lack the mental ability to process and meaningfully interpret those experience to build up a good frame of reference i.e. pop-culture references means being very unknowledgeable.
So then all you can do is relate everything to Disney movies and shit because that's the only foundation your have to work with. You can't relate it to personal life experiences because you ain't got any, you can't relate it to the works of the ancient philosophers or great literary works of years ago since you don't know any of it either.

Journos are all a bunch of weirdo consoomers that never touch grass and sit on twitter all day and get fed mental slop by the algorithm which constantly pushes new big thing.
 
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