Does anyone want to volunteer to be my pet schizo-poster?

[*distant thrum*]

I've always wanted my own schizo, I want to hear your opinions on everything from current politics to that dog you saw plotting to murder you this morning. I also totes promise to not share any PM's on this very website, pinky promise

 

[Retink]

Sorry, I'm only a humble Pippa Poster, but best of luck in your search.

 

[Breadbassket]

Good luck finding your own schizo, finding an individual one is difficult in today's mental wellness economy. I suggest turning to the Schizo News Network.

 

[Milkis]

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORST JANNY POLICE BOARD. USING ALL OF THE JANNY TRANNY XENFORO ADMIN CONTROLS. IN 2020, NULL TRANNY JANNIES BANNED SIGSEGV, NEGRATED ME IN AN A&H THREAD, SINCE THEN I HIDE IN FORCED EFFORTPOSTING, ISOLATED AND ALONE, IN THIS LOW DEADLY NIGGERTOWN SUBFORUM. THE BRAZEN FEEDSTER NULL AND TRANNY JANNY UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH DISLIKES AND TMIS, EVEN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE BUT I STILL LOVE YOUS, HORRIFYINGS AND LUNACIES EVEN IN MY YARD, OR EVEN STONE MOAI HEAD POL-TAXES, TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION, EVEN WITH TRAINED HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGANS IN MAXIMUM SECURITY THREADBANS FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE SHITPOSTS UNTIL MY UNDETECTABLE SHADOWBANNING, I, FRANCIS KYUNG MILKIS ESQUIRE, 183-10 GIMHAE-UL, CHILSUNG TOWN, SUWON, KOREA REPUBLIC, I STAND ALONE, AGAINST YOUR MAD, FAT AND UNSEXABLE XENFORO TRANNY JANNY DEAR FEEDER CONSPIRACY

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ll be happy to take on the role. Just keep it between us. I suspect some of the other kiwis here are MKULTRA sleeper agents. I don’t know their trigger word (Heaven help me if I type it here) but I’ve compiled a list of theories and suspected members you need to be on the lookout for. We need to set up a pick up location for you to read it, can’t do it here (their CIA handlers are probably triangulating on my position as I type this) I’ll get back to you at 0900 Neptune time

Pleasure working with someone who truly gets it and understands

 

[Little oak tree]

I volunteer but I must warn you i'll be sucking your psychic energies and scanning your soul to recreate you in a hellish virtual universe where you'll live thousands of years listening to my rants, ill also make infinite copies of you and put each other to fight until you get enlightened and manage to escape or until you go insane and the whole simulation just becomes a perpetual cry of madness, deal?

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

I'm only a schizo to family and people around me, people on the forums generally agree with most of my schizo takes.


We're all schizo here

 

[HullDown]

I would gladly help you, if not for the fact that I (I: Intelligence, Ego, Eye - The One, Dasein) am the only person to exist. Sadly, you are but the phantom of my imagination, my consciousness torturing itself in eternal repetition of early 2010s chan culture (Hell, Gehennah, the Halls of the Dead). Not only would your lack of existence impinge on our friendship (contact with the Other, philia, philautia), but our communication may halt the process of purification/redemption/baptism (ta mysteria, katharotes) that I need to go through in order to escape my God/Self/Monad imposed imprisonment/betterment/punishment/Poena. Best of luck in your continued endeavors in non-being.

 

[SevenEightNine]

All you need to do is listen to it at .78 speed and you'll understand!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mister meaner]

Kill yourself glowie op

 

[lesser sperg]

i have a day job but feel free to PM,

i invented schizoposting on /pol and /x