DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
GotchaNowScumbag said:
Derich is the ultimate Chad.

Provides literally nothing to the stream or streamer. Just copies and paste whatever random fart comes out of his brain 10x in a row.

Gets undivided attention from his favorite streamer.

Has this godtier cognitive barrier that prevents him from recognizing insults from peons not on his level.

Gets to spam chat with whatever the fuck he wants.

Has complete immunity to all rules.

Talks to the hottest sluts on Twitter all day.

Cooms completely guilt free.

You guys say being a dent is bad? Looking at Derich, I don't know anymore.
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And he does this all while triggering both sides; the trolls and the dents without even knowing, trying, or caring. Level 99 sigma male.
 
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GotchaNowScumbag said:
Derich is the ultimate Chad.
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Derichs got his own brand of "weaponized autism" its truly inspiring. Not in the ironic metaphorical techy internet sleuth kinda way though. Its a literal weaponized autism. The filters and situational awarness/experience he lacks has molded him into a very rare breed of retard.

Unintentionally the rain man of porn twitter trolling. He's a degenerate but its fascinating at times the tilt he can illicit. The balance of seeth and unintended humor in chat. Harmlessly brutal, in a wholesome hilarious reprehensible way.
 
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GotchaNowScumbag said:
Derich is the ultimate Chad.

Provides literally nothing to the stream or streamer. Just copies and paste whatever random fart comes out of his brain 10x in a row.

Gets undivided attention from his favorite streamer.

Has this godtier cognitive barrier that prevents him from recognizing insults from peons not on his level.

Gets to spam chat with whatever the fuck he wants.

Has complete immunity to all rules.

Talks to the hottest sluts on Twitter all day.

Cooms completely guilt free.

You guys say being a dent is bad? Looking at Derich, I don't know anymore.
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I completely agree, @GotchaNowScumbag. You are super cute! By the way.

I had pizza with pepperoni and sausage for dinner tonight. Did you ever have pizza with pepperoni and sausage while growing up?
 
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Poo Twister said:
Y'all watch that RTU video?

It's a decent video considering it came from a massive retard. It's a poor man's trolling video, but he's got a considerable amount of viewers. The real gold will come later during Phil's prestream. I'm loving all of this attention that his addiction is getting, the real props has to go out to that secret guy though.
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Sadly i cant watch it, i got yt premium. Whats in the video?
 
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Y'all watch that RTU video?

It's a decent video considering it came from a massive retard. It's a poor man's trolling video, but he's got a considerable amount of viewers. The real gold will come later during Phil's prestream. I'm loving all of this attention that his addiction is getting, the real props has to go out to that secret guy though.
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Is it an actual prerecorded video because if it's not I'm not watching it. I tried watching the one where he was watching Secret's latest video, it was taken from a stream that the fat retard did and he spent half the time talking to his chat about unrelated things and paused the video more often than the Drunken Peasants do.
 
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Poo Twister said:
Y'all watch that RTU video?

It's a decent video considering it came from a massive retard. It's a poor man's trolling video, but he's got a considerable amount of viewers. The real gold will come later during Phil's prestream. I'm loving all of this attention that his addiction is getting, the real props has to go out to that secret guy though.
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Yeah, it's really tragic when RTU becomes the grown up of the two fuck ups.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Sadly i cant watch it, i got yt premium. Whats in the video?
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It's his response to Phil ranting about RTU cancelling his membership, but it's also a dig at his Champs actions. It's honestly not a bad watch if you're a casual "It's the guy" troll. It comes down to RTU telling Phil that if he's got nothing to hide then do a video response to the Secret vid.
 
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DeeTracktor said:
Someone should tell RTU that he can't change Phil, and no, they will never fuck
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I agree that no one is going to change Piggy. It would take a miracle like an NDE (near death experience) for something to change.

I remember there was an episode of Unsolved Mysteries (I think it was a Robert Stack one) about NDE's. My favorite case was about an ex-marine Vietnam vet who was a self described bully and asshole. He didn't come right out and say it but I believe he was trying to infer he committed war crimes in 'Nam (raping, baby killing, who knows?).

Anyways, he went to close the window in his bedroom during a storm and got struck by lighting. He got blown out of his sneakers (they melted to the floor) and flew across the room. He was clinically dead for however long and described this amazing experience.

He went "towards the light" and met some council of beings, and then he said "no one judges you, you judge yourself." He said every bad thing he ever did to anyone came back upon himself and it felt worse than anything he could have ever imagined. After he regained consciousness supposedly he became a different person and started treating people how he would want to be treated. I think there are a lot more cases reported of NDE's doing this to people.

Yea short of that Piggy is an old dog that only has one trick: beg.
 
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For those still wondering, the RTU video is a 45 minute Pre-recorded and edited "ItsaGundam"style video. Its pretty good and IMO worth a watch. Rich straight up says that Phil lied about playing champions then got caught red handed on the Daily Wrap. I do, however, still fully expect him to be a paypig cuckold faggot after this.
 
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