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The relevant phrase is "exigent circumstances." Police who respond to circumstances like this actually know that phrase. Ask me how I know that.
do they have exigent circumstances in Canada though? even in the case of someone like lucas, who has a lot of skeletons in his closet, I would imagine the situation would have warranted an immediate response, so it makes me think either exigent circumstances isn't a concept in canuckland or judges are inordinately fast at signing warrants. I don't know canadian law though.
But for a gut reaction to all this: lol nice to see that local law enforcement don't give two shits about your uwu i'm actually a girl stop calling me by my deadname and just called him Lucas throughout. Based.
I can just imagine him meekly saying "clara" under his breath whenever the officers used his powerword
 
So warrant was good from 4:15pm to 8:59PM but they were in bed?

And the call happened at 6am according to her? weird swat bro
It looks like the warrant was signed at 4:15 PM.

Nearly ten hours to get a warrant for what was supposedly an urgent threat. Maybe they contacted his mom right away and figured it wasn't urgent after she was alive. Or maybe that's fast for Canada.

As far as I can tell, the warrant does not look like it's been photoshopped, but the signature block looks like it's been Xeroxed 2-3 times more compared to the rest of the document.
 
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So 20K to move (what?) and to set up a legal defense? Nigga, you are out of your goddamn grifting mind.
Lucas knows his fans are braindead will give him money for any reason. With this in mind, it makes since why he would ask for 20K for legal defense. His fans are dumb and gullible to fork over their NEET bucks for it.
 
If this turns out not to be a swatting but a legitimate raid on his illegal drug distribution activities I will have a literal clitoral orgasm despite not even being female.
Canada doesn't have the poisoned apple or whatever that clause is, so if they find other criminal items they can still press him on those
 
The London Police Had to turn replies off on a Tweet about a murder investigation. 28618B9B-ED53-4D36-A52B-D5F0AA7B5688.jpeg8F68305C-0B75-42CF-9CC6-7CA6EA08F9C2.jpegB5A007D7-ADF3-4F1F-A8B3-2B8166D31D0C.jpegA6806EE6-9ECD-4F03-8727-D039E5894513.jpeg73202F4A-F842-4764-8D22-559973CCB157.jpeg
 
Maybe I'm just being autistic and taking Lucas' words too literally here, but how the fuck did anyone let alone a SWAT team get into your house without you waking up and took until the rifle was in your face to get you up? They aren't exactly known for stealth
The same kind of person who is asleep between 4:15 PM and 9:00 PM.

Also known as blackout drunks.
 
I write a long post about Lucas being in a coma and he outplays me. Well done.
But I think this is bullshit. I don’t believe one bit about swatted. I don’t believe one second he was in any immediate danger. I don’t believe a second he was the victim of anything outside his own hubris.
He had money to immediately replace thousands of dollars of gear? Why? To set up a poor me griftfund. Of course.
What Lucas hasn’t thought through is this- the truth will come out because not all journalists are Taylor Lorenz levels of retarded- someone will call the authorities for a quote and do their due diligence about this, and provide Lucas’s version of the matter. And the truth will come to light.
And I’m certain it ISNT Lucas’s version of events. There are inconsistencies here as pointed out by some of us. And I’m betting if he’s lying wholecloth or even some, that digital forensics will come up with something even more damning then “oh death threats to cops and cishet people”
I’m sure they are going to organize a protest outside the copshop for “justice”. Cops love that shit. That will certainly make them hand over everything with nary a glance. Yep.
The wheels of justice grind exceedingly slow at times, but they grind fine. And I’m sure that for all the talk keffals has about “muh victimhood” he has played himself, and his followers, badly. My money is on him having been flagged for his constant and obvious support for sending drugs to kids, as you guys stated, but since he wants the press to harass the police and system they will find more because they CAN.
Let the shitshow commence and Lucas? You aren’t as smart as you seem to think. You aren’t as “protected” as you seem to think. And you can certainly bet the cops have their asses covered if they bothered to get a warrant. And your phone. And your HDs. So take the money and try to flee I’m sure extradition arc is incoming.
 
I can't believe people are harassing poor little Keffals for the crime of being trans (and definitely no other reason, such as distributing drugs to kids behind their parents' backs or just being a toxic asshole in general) 😔😔
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>"This is yet another part of the growing anti-trans genocide".

Anthony is such as drama king. This is just a dipshit who likely doesn't understand the severity of swatting and wanted to fuck with Lucas.

>"They want to silence our leaders"

If a movement has someone like Lucas, a Discord groomer who supports giving children DIY HRT made by Onlyfans troons with no medical background and Anthony, a man who got court ordered to not wear his ex wife's clothes, that movement is pretty fucked.
 
I'll go against the grain and say that I'll grant Lucas the benefit of the doubt that it happened as he explained. I'm not exactly unwilling to believe the Canuck police are dipshit idiots who will put guns in your face for even the implication that you did something bad. That said, why exactly it took days for Lucas to post about this, paired with a gofundme is more interesting to me.

It's so fucking clear he's using this as a grift and would rather drain money from his "community" than do anything of note. Do we need to be reminded how his audience is full of actual minors and people claiming disabilities that stop them from working? Even if he needed the money you'd expect a decent person to avoid taking money from such people at all costs. "These people are unable to get hormones because they are so poor! :'( This is genocide, they will dieee! Oh, also give me what little money you have despite the fact I already make far more than you plebs so I can move and also file a Yaniv style lawsuit against the police. :) "

On some level I should be fine with idiots being separated from their money, but at the same time this is so scummy it gets under my skin.

ALSO getting swatted or whatever you would want to call this is usually a one time thing, as once it happens the police know you are likely to be a victim again and won't be nearly as brazen. If it happened as Lucas stated it did, he will likely win tax payer money in a lawsuit for the deadnaming (because Canada is fucked that way) and never have to worry about being swatted like this at that location again. But no, have to move now because that dox that's been out for a month or two was finally used for something.

Anyways, congrats on getting swatted Lucas, it appears like it'll be ridiculously fruitful for your wallet.
 
In 2022 a cracked up troon commando was sent to prison by a Canadian court for a crime they didn’t commit. This not a woman promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Twitter underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a grift groomer of fortune. If you want to troon out, if no one else can help and if you can smell him, maybe you can hire the ACAB team.
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perhaps it's just optimism, but with how unstable and angry he has been lately, I truly don't put it past Lucas or his fiance that this wasn't a swatting at all, that one of them made some sort of threat somewhere online and it was called in along with info about grooming and helping minors get drugs. I am sure he says utterly disgusting and unhinged things in his most private discord channels and other chats and has been willing to cut ties with even his closest supporters, so he could have said the wrong thing to the wrong disgruntled troon. we also don't know the kind of stuff that goes on in that troon signal chat.
 
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